Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) The Chupacabras and Michael "Dynamite" Jokes fought to a unanimous decision draw: 114-114, 114-114, 114-114.Match Wednesday, April 14, 1999In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is The Chupacabras!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Michael "Dynamite" Jokes!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Chupacabras is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dynamite moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Dynamite fires a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Chupacabras pops Dynamite with a series of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Dynamite tosses a series of glancing punches to the temple.
+Chupacabras attacks with a barrage of furious punches to the chest!
+Dynamite lands a flurry of punches to the face.
+Dynamite suprises Chupacabras with a pair of painful punches to the temple.
+Dynamite throws a barrage of loud punches to the mouth!
+Dynamite thumps Chupacabras with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus. Chupacabras grimaces in pain.
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+Dynamite tattoos Chupacabras with a volley of stinging punches to the eye! Chupacabras falls against the ropes!
-Dynamite attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Chupacabras deftly avoits it.
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+Chupacabras pokes Dynamite with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Chupacabras hits with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
+Chupacabras hits with a heavy roundhouse to the chest. Dynamite seems wobbly!
+Dynamite smashes Chupacabras with a left to the nose. Chupacabras retreats to the far corner.
+Chupacabras hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Dynamite lashes out with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Dynamite jars Chupacabras with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
-Dynamite attacks with a left sweeping right to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Dynamite tattoos Chupacabras with a series of painful punches to the face.
+Dynamite jars Chupacabras with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
+Dynamite hammers Chupacabras with a pair of solid punches to the head. Chupacabras sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dynamite punches Chupacabras with a glancing hook to the nose.
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+Dynamite lands a volley of nasty punches to the face. Chupacabras gets mad!
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+Chupacabras nails Dynamite with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach. Dynamite sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Chupacabras lands a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Dynamite takes charge with a jab to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Chupacabras landed 43 of 43 punches, and Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 87 of 105 punches.
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes won the round 10-9
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes is winning the fight 10-9
Chupacabras doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dynamite doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Chupacabras stays outside and uses his jab.
Dynamite is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Chupacabras lands a series of punches to the eye.
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+Chupacabras pops Dynamite with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
+Dynamite hits with a light jab to the solar plexus.
+Chupacabras throws a flurry of punches to the chin. Dynamite retreats to the far corner.
-Dynamite probes with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Chupacabras ducks just in time.
+Chupacabras pokes Dynamite with a pair of stinging punches to the nose!! Dynamite quickly recovers.
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+Chupacabras hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Dynamite seems wobbly!
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+Chupacabras connects with a jab to the mouth!!
-Dynamite paws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Chupacabras ducks just in time.
-Dynamite probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Chupacabras hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the head. Dynamite falls against the ropes!
+Chupacabras punches Dynamite with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Dynamite thumps Chupacabras with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Chupacabras fires a pair of hard punches to the head! Dynamite covers up.
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+Chupacabras wallops Dynamite with a volley of punches to the chin!
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+Chupacabras pounds Dynamite with a pair of quick punches to the face! Dynamite asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Chupacabras hits with a series of glancing punches to the nose.
+Chupacabras suprises Dynamite with a volley of quick punches to the temple!!
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+Dynamite tags Chupacabras with a heavy straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Chupacabras hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Chupacabras attacks with a pair of solid punches to the stomach. Dynamite doesn't notice.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Dynamite tags Chupacabras with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Dynamite clocks Chupacabras with a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Chupacabras landed 60 of 60 punches, and Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 32 of 50 punches.
The Chupacabras won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Chupacabras doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dynamite doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Chupacabras stays outside and uses his jab.
Dynamite is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Chupacabras hits with a flurry of solid punches to the head.
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-Dynamite fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Chupacabras lands a volley of stinging punches to the nose. Dynamite ignores it.
+Chupacabras takes charge with a flurry of mean punches to the chest.
+Dynamite drills Chupacabras with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Chupacabras thumps Dynamite with a pair of mean blows to the head!!
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+Chupacabras throws a series of mean punches to the chest.
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+Chupacabras punches Dynamite with a pair of stinging punches to the head.
+Chupacabras scores with a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
-Dynamite probes with a left jab to the solar plexus, but Chupacabras quickly backs away.
+Dynamite nails Chupacabras with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Chupacabras falls against the ropes!
+Chupacabras hits with a flurry of shots to the eye.
+Chupacabras pounds Dynamite with a off balance jab to the mouth.
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-Dynamite attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Chupacabras takes charge with a jab to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+Dynamite tags Chupacabras with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach. Chupacabras laughs!
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+Chupacabras throws a volley of punches to the face. Dynamite grimaces in pain.
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+Dynamite hurts Chupacabras with a pair of punches to the stomach. Chupacabras quickly recovers.
+Chupacabras hits Dynamite with a volley of light punches to the head! Dynamite is hurt!
+Dynamite annoys Chupacabras with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Chupacabras landed 57 of 64 punches, and Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 27 of 47 punches.
The Chupacabras won the round 10-9
The Chupacabras is winning the fight 29-28
Chupacabras doesn't even want to rest!
Dynamite doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Chupacabras stays outside and uses his jab.
Dynamite moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Chupacabras punches Dynamite with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Dynamite hurts Chupacabras with a series of nice punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Chupacabras clocks Dynamite with a flurry of strong punches to the eye.
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-Dynamite attacks with a series of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Chupacabras jolts Dynamite with a barrage of quick punches to the face. Dynamite shakes his head to clear it.
+Chupacabras fires a pair of light punches to the nose! Dynamite laughs!
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+Dynamite staggers Chupacabras with a series of painful punches to the mouth.
+Chupacabras hits with a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Dynamite charges with a volley of punches to the nose, but Chupacabras takes it in the forearms.
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+Dynamite drills Chupacabras with a series of nice punches to the temple! Chupacabras sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dynamite fires a volley of light punches to the nose.
+Dynamite pops Chupacabras with a volley of strong punches to the head!!
+Dynamite punches Chupacabras with a barrage of punches to the chin. Chupacabras falls against the ropes!
+Chupacabras annoys Dynamite with a mean roundhouse to the nose.
+Chupacabras scores with a jab to the eye.
+Dynamite belts Chupacabras with a volley of nice punches to the temple. Chupacabras grimaces in pain.
-Dynamite attempts a right sweeping right to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Chupacabras pummels Dynamite with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Chupacabras rocks Dynamite with a off balance jab to the head!
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+Dynamite drills Chupacabras with a pair of commanding shots to the jaw. Chupacabras doesn't seem bothered.
-Dynamite tries to land a series of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+Chupacabras hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Chupacabras lands a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Dynamite attempts a right straight right to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Chupacabras thumps Dynamite with a flurry of mean punches to the nose!
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+Chupacabras strikes with a flurry of commanding blows to the head.
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+Dynamite grazes Chupacabras with a heavy straight right to the chest. Chupacabras grimaces in pain.
+Dynamite belts Chupacabras with a cross to the jaw. Chupacabras sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Chupacabras clocks Dynamite with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Dynamite annoys Chupacabras with a series of solid punches to the nose!
+Dynamite hits with a pair of punches to the mouth. Chupacabras falls against the ropes!
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Chupacabras landed 63 of 66 punches, and Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 67 of 97 punches.
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Chupacabras doesn't even want to rest!
Dynamite doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Chupacabras tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dynamite moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Dynamite tries to land a series of right punches to the mouth, but Chupacabras beats a hasty retreat.
+Chupacabras connects with a series of loud combinations to the stomach!! Dynamite laughs!
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+Dynamite tosses a series of combinations to the face.
+Chupacabras tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach. Dynamite grimaces in pain.
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+Dynamite fires a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
+Dynamite clocks Chupacabras with a pair of punches to the temple. Chupacabras seems wobbly!
+Dynamite hurts Chupacabras with a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
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-Dynamite throws a pair of punches to the nose, but Chupacabras hides behind his gloves.
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+Dynamite hits Chupacabras with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
+Dynamite hammers Chupacabras with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose!!
+Dynamite hurts Chupacabras with a series of mean punches to the mouth. Chupacabras falls against the ropes!
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+Dynamite pops Chupacabras with a volley of light punches to the jaw.
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+Chupacabras pounds Dynamite with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
+Chupacabras attacks with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Dynamite hits with a flurry of punches to the eye. Chupacabras backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dynamite punches Chupacabras with a series of powerful punches to the face!!
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+Dynamite hammers Chupacabras with a volley of combinations to the ribs. Chupacabras backpedals to his own corner.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Chupacabras landed 23 of 23 punches, and Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 84 of 96 punches.
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes won the round 10-9
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes is winning the fight 48-47
Chupacabras doesn't even want to rest!
Dynamite remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Chupacabras stays outside and uses his jab.
Dynamite moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
-Dynamite tries a pair of punches to the chin, but Chupacabras takes it in the forearms.
+Dynamite pounds Chupacabras with a pair of mean punches to the eye.
+Dynamite catches Chupacabras with a volley of light punches to the mouth!
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+Dynamite lands a barrage of painful punches to the mouth.
+Chupacabras catches Dynamite with a series of punches to the head.
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+Chupacabras backs up Dynamite with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs!
-Dynamite launches a barrage of right blows to the head, but Chupacabras quickly backs away.
+Dynamite shakes Chupacabras with a jab to the nose.
+Chupacabras wakes up the fans with a barrage of painful punches to the head.
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-Dynamite throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Chupacabras takes it in the forearms.
-Dynamite lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Chupacabras deftly avoits it.
+Chupacabras jars Dynamite with a loud cross to the mouth.
+Dynamite lands a barrage of punches to the jaw!
+Dynamite attacks with a sweeping right to the ribs. Chupacabras is hurt!
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-Dynamite lunges with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Dynamite probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Chupacabras takes it in the forearms.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Dynamite hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Chupacabras hits with a nasty jab to the eye. Dynamite sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dynamite thumps Chupacabras with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dynamite hits Chupacabras with a volley of wild punches to the temple. Chupacabras doesn't notice.
+Dynamite attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple.
+Dynamite stuns Chupacabras with a volley of punches to the nose! Chupacabras doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dynamite backs up Chupacabras with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Chupacabras hits Dynamite with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Chupacabras tosses a volley of shots to the temple.
-Dynamite fires a right roundhouse to the jaw, but Chupacabras deftly avoits it.
+Dynamite thumps Chupacabras with a wild cross to the head. Chupacabras shakes his head to clear it.
+Dynamite pokes Chupacabras with a series of quick shots to the nose.
+Chupacabras attacks with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Chupacabras tosses a series of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Chupacabras whacks Dynamite with a series of nice punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Chupacabras landed 64 of 68 punches, and Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 69 of 104 punches.
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes won the round 10-9
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes is winning the fight 58-56
Chupacabras remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dynamite remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Chupacabras tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dynamite moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Dynamite charges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Dynamite lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Dynamite shakes Chupacabras with a series of furious punches to the nose.
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+Chupacabras hits with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs. Dynamite laughs!
+Chupacabras fires a barrage of strong combinations to the chest.
+Dynamite tattoos Chupacabras with a stiff jab to the chin.
+Chupacabras fires a series of combinations to the stomach. Dynamite asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dynamite paws a flurry of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
+Chupacabras tosses a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
+Dynamite pummels Chupacabras with a right to the head.
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+Dynamite hammers Chupacabras with a series of furious combinations to the mouth. Chupacabras hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dynamite pounds Chupacabras with a flurry of quick punches to the nose! Chupacabras quickly recovers.
+Dynamite attacks with a series of punches to the nose. Chupacabras grimaces in pain.
+Dynamite lands a barrage of mean punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange combinations to the jaw.
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+Dynamite grazes Chupacabras with a pair of quick punches to the nose. Chupacabras gets mad!
+Chupacabras rocks Dynamite with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Dynamite throws a flurry of quick punches to the head! Chupacabras doesn't notice.
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+Dynamite tags Chupacabras with a pair of hard punches to the mouth. Chupacabras beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dynamite throws a flurry of strong shots to the jaw. Chupacabras is hurt!
+Dynamite slams Chupacabras with a left to the mouth.
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+Dynamite hits with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Dynamite grazes Chupacabras with a volley of mean punches to the head.
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+Dynamite staggers Chupacabras with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye. Chupacabras hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dynamite connects with a pair of light punches to the chin. Chupacabras covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Chupacabras landed 23 of 23 punches, and Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 82 of 104 punches.
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes won the round 10-9
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes is winning the fight 68-65
Chupacabras remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dynamite grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Chupacabras stays outside and uses his jab.
Dynamite fights inside. (inside)
+Chupacabras hits with a volley of loud punches to the nose. Dynamite sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Chupacabras pokes Dynamite with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Dynamite sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Dynamite probes with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Chupacabras backs out of it.
-Dynamite lunges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Chupacabras beats a hasty retreat.
+Chupacabras hammers Dynamite with a series of light punches to the ribs.
-Dynamite probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Chupacabras steps aside and laughs.
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+Chupacabras fires a powerful jab to the face! Dynamite hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dynamite takes charge with a barrage of wild punches to the chest.
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+Chupacabras smacks Dynamite with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Chupacabras suprises Dynamite with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
+Chupacabras tags Dynamite with a barrage of light punches to the chin.
+Chupacabras scores with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Chupacabras takes charge with a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
+Chupacabras takes charge with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Chupacabras fires a series of punches to the nose. Dynamite grimaces in pain.
+Dynamite pokes Chupacabras with a barrage of off balance blows to the solar plexus.
+Chupacabras punches Dynamite with a flurry of punches to the temple. Dynamite falls against the ropes!
+Chupacabras tattoos Dynamite with a wild jab to the mouth.
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+Dynamite throws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Chupacabras sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Chupacabras landed 67 of 67 punches, and Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 21 of 40 punches.
The Chupacabras won the round 10-9
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes is winning the fight 77-75
Chupacabras remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dynamite grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 9
Chupacabras tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dynamite moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Dynamite lands a commanding jab to the eye.
+Dynamite staggers Chupacabras with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Dynamite annoys Chupacabras with a volley of quick punches to the eye. Chupacabras retreats to the far corner.
+Dynamite lands a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Dynamite tags Chupacabras with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw!! Chupacabras sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dynamite tries a left right to the solar plexus, but Chupacabras quickly backs away.
+Dynamite hits Chupacabras with a hard cross to the head.
+Chupacabras drills Dynamite with a painful sweeping right to the ribs.
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+Chupacabras fires a flurry of combinations to the eye.
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+Dynamite wallops Chupacabras with a jab to the eye.
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+Dynamite wakes up the fans with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
-Dynamite probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Chupacabras steps aside.
-Dynamite probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Chupacabras ducks just in time.
+Dynamite solidly lands a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Dynamite hits with a pair of heavy punches to the face.
-Dynamite attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Chupacabras takes it in the forearms.
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+Dynamite hits with a series of stinging combinations to the face.
+Dynamite suprises Chupacabras with a barrage of punches to the chin. Chupacabras hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Chupacabras hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Dynamite rocks Chupacabras with a series of punches to the jaw!
+Chupacabras lands a pair of punches to the nose!
-Dynamite attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Chupacabras hits with a pair of wild combinations to the temple.
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+Chupacabras tosses a volley of solid combinations to the chin!
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+Dynamite smashes Chupacabras with a stinging jab to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Chupacabras landed 31 of 32 punches, and Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 74 of 102 punches.
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes won the round 10-9
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes is winning the fight 87-84
Chupacabras remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dynamite grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 10
Chupacabras stays outside and uses his jab.
Dynamite moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Dynamite launches a pair of punches to the jaw, but misses.
+Dynamite grazes Chupacabras with a barrage of vicious punches to the head.
-Dynamite fires a left cross to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Chupacabras shakes Dynamite with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
+Dynamite thumps Chupacabras with a barrage of nasty punches to the temple.
-Dynamite lunges with a pair of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Dynamite tags Chupacabras with a flurry of powerful punches to the head!
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-Dynamite fires a pair of punches to the chin, but Chupacabras blocks.
+Dynamite grazes Chupacabras with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Dynamite lashes out with a volley of nasty punches to the eye. Chupacabras grimaces in pain.
-Dynamite tries to land a volley of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Chupacabras catches Dynamite with a quick jab to the stomach.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Dynamite grazes Chupacabras with a heavy jab to the mouth.
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+Chupacabras pops Dynamite with a volley of strong punches to the temple. Dynamite hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the face.
-Dynamite fires a pair of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Dynamite connects with a barrage of light punches to the chin.
-Dynamite attempts a left to the eye, but Chupacabras ties him up.
+Chupacabras whacks Dynamite with a volley of mean punches to the ribs.
+Chupacabras smashes Dynamite with a jab to the eye!
+Chupacabras hits Dynamite with a hook to the chin.
+Chupacabras smashes Dynamite with a series of stinging punches to the chin.
+Dynamite strikes with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth.
-Dynamite paws a series of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Chupacabras slams Dynamite with a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
-Dynamite lunges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Dynamite pummels Chupacabras with a flurry of furious punches to the face.
+Dynamite nails Chupacabras with a pair of punches to the head!
+Chupacabras jars Dynamite with a pair of furious punches to the chest. Dynamite backpedals to his own corner.
+Dynamite annoys Chupacabras with a pair of powerful punches to the eye. Chupacabras covers up.
-Dynamite throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Chupacabras ties him up.
+Chupacabras fires a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Chupacabras smashes Dynamite with a flurry of powerful blows to the eye.
-Dynamite probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Chupacabras beats a hasty retreat.
+Chupacabras hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth. Dynamite shakes his head to clear it.
-Dynamite launches a barrage of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
+Chupacabras tosses a volley of wild punches to the eye! Dynamite quickly recovers.
+Dynamite slams Chupacabras with a off balance right to the temple. Chupacabras beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Chupacabras clocks Dynamite with a roundhouse to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Chupacabras landed 63 of 63 punches, and Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 62 of 110 punches.
The Chupacabras won the round 10-9
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes is winning the fight 96-94
Chupacabras remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dynamite is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 11
Chupacabras is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dynamite moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Chupacabras solidly lands a barrage of punches to the nose. Dynamite asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Dynamite charges with a volley of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Chupacabras tosses a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Dynamite probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Chupacabras ducks just in time.
+Dynamite strikes with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs.
+Dynamite fires a barrage of mean punches to the head.
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-Dynamite attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Dynamite backs up Chupacabras with a series of punches to the temple. Chupacabras retreats to the far corner.
+Chupacabras pummels Dynamite with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Dynamite tattoos Chupacabras with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
+Dynamite tags Chupacabras with a barrage of powerful punches to the temple.
+Chupacabras tattoos Dynamite with a volley of painful blows to the jaw. Dynamite shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dynamite lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Chupacabras tosses a flurry of furious punches to the jaw. Dynamite asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Chupacabras jolts Dynamite with a mean jab to the chest!
+Chupacabras lands a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
+Chupacabras lands a series of wild punches to the face.
+Dynamite stuns Chupacabras with a flurry of punches to the jaw!
+Dynamite lashes out with a pair of punches to the head.
+Dynamite punches Chupacabras with a flurry of off balance punches to the face.
-Dynamite probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Dynamite hammers Chupacabras with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Dynamite jars Chupacabras with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
+Dynamite connects with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw.
-Dynamite charges with a left jab to the temple, but falls short.
+Chupacabras throws a jab to the chin!!
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+Dynamite pops Chupacabras with a series of punches to the face.
+Chupacabras tags Dynamite with a pair of powerful punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Dynamite backs up Chupacabras with a heavy jab to the jaw.
-Dynamite fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Chupacabras shakes Dynamite with a flurry of quick punches to the chin.
+Chupacabras hammers Dynamite with a nice jab to the chest.
-Dynamite tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but Chupacabras stays away from it.
+Dynamite jars Chupacabras with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
-Dynamite lashes out with a left to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Chupacabras pounds Dynamite with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+Chupacabras annoys Dynamite with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Chupacabras landed 58 of 62 punches, and Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 57 of 111 punches.
The Chupacabras won the round 10-9
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes is winning the fight 105-104
Chupacabras remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dynamite is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 12
Chupacabras is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dynamite is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Dynamite annoys Chupacabras with a barrage of painful blows to the chin.
-Dynamite attempts a series of left hooks to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Dynamite launches a barrage of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Chupacabras hits with a nasty sweeping right to the chest.
+Chupacabras jolts Dynamite with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Chupacabras annoys Dynamite with a straight right to the jaw!! Dynamite is hurt!
+Chupacabras hits with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs!
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+Chupacabras throws a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus.
+Chupacabras throws a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
+Chupacabras annoys Dynamite with a pair of roundhouses to the temple. Dynamite backpedals to his own corner.
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+Chupacabras wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Chupacabras annoys Dynamite with a roundhouse to the temple!
+Dynamite jolts Chupacabras with a series of roundhouses to the mouth.
+Chupacabras slams Dynamite with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw.
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-Dynamite throws a punch to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Chupacabras tosses a series of powerful punches to the chin.
+Chupacabras smashes Dynamite with a pair of punches to the chin. Dynamite gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Chupacabras landed 62 of 64 punches, and Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 12 of 35 punches.
The Chupacabras won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Chupacabras grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dynamite is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 2: The Chupacabras 10-9
Round 3: The Chupacabras 10-9
Round 4: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 5: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 6: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 7: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 8: The Chupacabras 10-9
Round 9: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 10: The Chupacabras 10-9
Round 11: The Chupacabras 10-9
Round 12: The Chupacabras 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 2: The Chupacabras 10-9
Round 3: The Chupacabras 10-9
Round 4: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 5: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 6: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 7: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 8: The Chupacabras 10-9
Round 9: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 10: The Chupacabras 10-9
Round 11: The Chupacabras 10-9
Round 12: The Chupacabras 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 2: The Chupacabras 10-9
Round 3: The Chupacabras 10-9
Round 4: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 5: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 6: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 7: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 8: The Chupacabras 10-9
Round 9: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 10: The Chupacabras 10-9
Round 11: The Chupacabras 10-9
Round 12: The Chupacabras 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!
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