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(Heavyweight) Buddy "Thunder" Mittens defeated Salazar Beerguzzler by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-107, 120-107.

Match Friday, June 16, 2000

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 228 pounds (103 kilograms) is Buddy "Thunder" Mittens!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 285 pounds (129 kilograms) is Salazar Beerguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Thunder is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Thunder solidly lands a barrage of combinations to the face.
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-Beerguzzler launches a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Thunder blocks.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thunder lands a barrage of mean punches to the chin. Beerguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Beerguzzler tags Thunder with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Thunder pounds Beerguzzler with a roundhouse to the temple. Beerguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beerguzzler slams Thunder with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Beerguzzler charges with a series of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Thunder lunges with a volley of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beerguzzler shakes Thunder with a barrage of punches to the chest. Thunder seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens landed 16 of 25 punches, and Salazar Beerguzzler landed 10 of 26 punches.

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens won the round 10-9

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens is winning the fight 10-9


Thunder doesn't want to stop fighting!

Beerguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Thunder is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Beerguzzler attempts a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Thunder quickly backs away.
+Thunder pops Beerguzzler with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler attacks with a pair of punches to the chest, but Thunder ties him up.
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+Beerguzzler suprises Thunder with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Thunder fires a flurry of nice punches to the temple.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thunder lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beerguzzler probes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens landed 16 of 22 punches, and Salazar Beerguzzler landed 9 of 23 punches.

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens won the round 10-9

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens is winning the fight 20-18


Thunder doesn't even want to rest!

Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Thunder is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Thunder nails Beerguzzler with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose. Beerguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
-Beerguzzler attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Beerguzzler lashes out with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thunder shakes Beerguzzler with a powerful roundhouse to the face.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beerguzzler throws a right uppercut to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thunder throws a series of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Beerguzzler hits Thunder with a flurry of commanding shots to the chest. Thunder quickly recovers.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens landed 14 of 24 punches, and Salazar Beerguzzler landed 7 of 25 punches.

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens won the round 10-9

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens is winning the fight 30-27


Thunder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Thunder is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Thunder takes charge with a barrage of furious punches to the eye. Beerguzzler doesn't notice.
Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler fires a right straight right to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Thunder beats a hasty retreat.
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-Thunder probes with a flurry of right shots to the head, but Beerguzzler hides behind his gloves.
+Beerguzzler backs up Thunder with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Thunder attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but Beerguzzler steps aside.
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+Thunder thumps Beerguzzler with a series of punches to the eye!!
Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thunder strikes with a pair of hard shots to the head!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens landed 14 of 26 punches, and Salazar Beerguzzler landed 7 of 23 punches.

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens won the round 10-9

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens is winning the fight 40-36


Thunder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Thunder is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Thunder whacks Beerguzzler with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw. Beerguzzler gets mad!
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-Beerguzzler tries a right to the ribs, but Thunder takes it in the forearms.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thunder wakes up the fans with a pair of quick punches to the jaw.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thunder attempts a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Beerguzzler quickly backs away.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Thunder blocks.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Beerguzzler tries a volley of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Thunder hits Beerguzzler with a volley of commanding shots to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens landed 14 of 23 punches, and Salazar Beerguzzler landed 6 of 24 punches.

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens won the round 10-9

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens is winning the fight 50-45


Thunder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Thunder is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a series of left shots to the ribs, but Thunder beats a hasty retreat.
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-Beerguzzler throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Thunder ducks just in time.
Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beerguzzler hammers Thunder with a barrage of light shots to the solar plexus!
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thunder hits with a wild jab to the mouth.
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+Thunder jolts Beerguzzler with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Thunder attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Beerguzzler escapes.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler charges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Thunder escapes.
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-Beerguzzler lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Thunder connects with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
+Thunder belts Beerguzzler with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth. Beerguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens landed 16 of 23 punches, and Salazar Beerguzzler landed 8 of 24 punches.

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens won the round 10-9

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens is winning the fight 60-54


Thunder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Thunder is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Beerguzzler attempts a volley of blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beerguzzler attacks with a volley of glancing blows to the ribs. Thunder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beerguzzler throws a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Beerguzzler attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Thunder steps aside and laughs.
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+Thunder wakes up the fans with a series of nice punches to the nose.
+Thunder hits with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens landed 12 of 25 punches, and Salazar Beerguzzler landed 6 of 24 punches.

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens won the round 10-9

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens is winning the fight 70-63


Thunder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Thunder is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler tries a pair of shots to the nose, but Thunder blocks.
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+Beerguzzler pokes Thunder with a flurry of nice punches to the nose. Thunder sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Thunder stuns Beerguzzler with a series of stiff punches to the jaw!
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-Beerguzzler attempts a series of right punches to the nose, but misses.
+Thunder tattoos Beerguzzler with a flurry of powerful shots to the face. Beerguzzler covers up.
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a series of left blows to the head, but Thunder narrowly avoids it
+Thunder tags Beerguzzler with a series of painful blows to the head. Beerguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a left right to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Beerguzzler backs up Thunder with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
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-Thunder paws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens landed 18 of 27 punches, and Salazar Beerguzzler landed 11 of 33 punches.

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens won the round 10-9

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens is winning the fight 80-72


Thunder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Beerguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Thunder is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Beerguzzler hits with a volley of punches to the head. Thunder retreats to the far corner.
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+Thunder grazes Beerguzzler with a off balance sweeping right to the nose.
Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beerguzzler strikes with a series of quick shots to the eye. Thunder retreats to the far corner.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a pair of right shots to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Beerguzzler attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Thunder blocks.
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-Beerguzzler launches a volley of right blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Thunder lands a flurry of glancing punches to the nose.
Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler lashes out with a pair of left blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Thunder whacks Beerguzzler with a barrage of painful punches to the head. Beerguzzler covers up.
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+Thunder hurts Beerguzzler with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens landed 20 of 26 punches, and Salazar Beerguzzler landed 11 of 32 punches.

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens won the round 10-9

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens is winning the fight 90-81


Thunder is obviously tired.

Beerguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Thunder is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Thunder drills Beerguzzler with a right to the mouth.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thunder throws a series of punches to the eye, but Beerguzzler steps aside and laughs.
Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beerguzzler rocks Thunder with a heavy uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Thunder takes it in the forearms.
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-Thunder lunges with a right sweeping right to the head, but Beerguzzler ducks just in time.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Thunder backs out of it.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thunder punches Beerguzzler with a pair of glancing punches to the head. Beerguzzler is hurt!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens landed 11 of 26 punches, and Salazar Beerguzzler landed 5 of 23 punches.

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens won the round 10-9

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens is winning the fight 100-90


Thunder is obviously tired.

Beerguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Thunder is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but misses.
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-Thunder fires a barrage of right shots to the nose, but falls short.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Thunder slams Beerguzzler with a barrage of glancing punches to the face. Beerguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
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+Thunder hits Beerguzzler with a series of furious punches to the nose! Beerguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a hook to the stomach, but Thunder steps aside and laughs.
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-Beerguzzler fires a pair of shots to the stomach, but Thunder ties him up.
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+Beerguzzler pounds Thunder with a series of commanding shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens landed 12 of 24 punches, and Salazar Beerguzzler landed 7 of 24 punches.

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens won the round 10-9

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens is winning the fight 110-99


Thunder is obviously tired.

Beerguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Thunder is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler fights inside. (inside)

-Beerguzzler throws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Beerguzzler shakes Thunder with a pair of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a barrage of shots to the chin, but Thunder steps aside and laughs.
+Thunder hammers Beerguzzler with a volley of blows to the temple!!
Thunder lands a decisive haymaker and Beerguzzler is knocked down!!

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Beerguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Beerguzzler smashes Thunder with a volley of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Beerguzzler rocks Thunder with a series of commanding punches to the face. Thunder shakes his head to clear it.
Beerguzzler lands a brutal blow to the temple and Thunder drops like a stone!!

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Thunder struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Beerguzzler lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Thunder covers himself well.
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+Thunder solidly lands a straight right to the mouth. Beerguzzler seems wobbly!
Thunder lands a terrific right cross to the jaw and Beerguzzler lands flat on his back!!

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Beerguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Beerguzzler charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Beerguzzler suprises Thunder with a series of painful punches to the chin.
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+Beerguzzler hammers Thunder with a volley of nice punches to the nose.
+Thunder suprises Beerguzzler with a left to the jaw. Beerguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
+Thunder pops Beerguzzler with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Thunder hits with a pair of shots to the nose.
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+Thunder hits with a series of punches to the face. Beerguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Thunder pops Beerguzzler with a right to the temple. Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens landed 23 of 24 punches, and Salazar Beerguzzler landed 12 of 40 punches.

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens won the round 10-8

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens is winning the fight 120-107


Thunder is obviously tired.

Beerguzzler is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 2: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 3: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 4: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 5: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 6: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 7: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 8: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 9: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 10: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-8

Total Score: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 2: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 3: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 4: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 5: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 6: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 7: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 8: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 9: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 10: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 11: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 12: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-8

Total Score: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 120-107


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 2: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 3: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 4: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 5: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 6: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 7: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 8: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 9: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 10: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 11: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-9
Round 12: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 10-8

Total Score: Buddy "Thunder" Mittens 120-107

Buddy "Thunder" Mittens wins by decision!