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(Heavyweight) Boomer Shicklegruber defeated tinky winky by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Friday, June 02, 2000

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 226 pounds (103 kilograms) is Boomer Shicklegruber!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is tinky winky!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Shicklegruber is using the ring. (using the ring)
Winky comes out fighting.

+Winky hits with a barrage of blows to the jaw.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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+Winky fires a barrage of shots to the mouth.
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+Winky hits Shicklegruber with a flurry of shots to the chin.
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-Winky lashes out with a volley of shots to the temple, but to no avail.
-Winky probes with a barrage of blows to the head, but misses.
+Shicklegruber throws a series of shots to the chest.
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+Shicklegruber belts Winky with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Winky beats a hasty retreat.
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+Shicklegruber annoys Winky with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Winky fires a pair of stiff shots to the temple.
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+Winky tags Shicklegruber with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Winky probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Shicklegruber beats a hasty retreat.
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+Winky rocks Shicklegruber with a off balance cross to the nose.
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+Shicklegruber fires a flurry of wild punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boomer Shicklegruber landed 23 of 23 punches, and tinky winky landed 34 of 52 punches.

tinky winky won the round 10-9

tinky winky is winning the fight 10-9


Shicklegruber doesn't want to stop fighting!

Winky doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Shicklegruber is using the ring. (using the ring)
Winky comes out fighting.

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-Winky attempts a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Shicklegruber steps aside and laughs.
+Shicklegruber throws a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Winky charges with a right right to the jaw, but Shicklegruber ducks.
+Winky suprises Shicklegruber with a hard cross to the eye.
+Winky suprises Shicklegruber with a volley of hard shots to the jaw.
+Winky tosses a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Winky fires a volley of light shots to the eye.
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+Shicklegruber smashes Winky with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Shicklegruber hits Winky with a loud jab to the solar plexus!
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-Winky tries a flurry of shots to the chin, but Shicklegruber ducks.
-Winky attempts a right roundhouse to the face, but misses.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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-Winky charges with a jab to the temple, but Shicklegruber covers himself well.
+Winky throws a flurry of shots to the face.
-Winky tries a volley of right blows to the temple, but Shicklegruber ties him up.
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+Shicklegruber tosses a heavy jab to the chest. Winky doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boomer Shicklegruber landed 23 of 23 punches, and tinky winky landed 31 of 53 punches.

tinky winky won the round 10-9

tinky winky is winning the fight 20-18


Shicklegruber doesn't even want to rest!

Winky doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Shicklegruber is using the ring. (using the ring)
Winky comes out fighting.

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+Winky wakes up the fans with a volley of mean punches to the jaw.
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-Winky throws a series of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Shicklegruber punches Winky with a pair of punches to the ribs!
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-Winky launches a barrage of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
-Winky launches a series of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Winky grazes Shicklegruber with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
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+Winky hits with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus!
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+Winky attacks with a volley of mean blows to the chin.
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+Shicklegruber solidly lands a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Winky tosses a solid roundhouse to the chest. Shicklegruber ignores it.
-Winky probes with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Shicklegruber takes it in the forearms.
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+Shicklegruber smashes Winky with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Winky connects with a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boomer Shicklegruber landed 24 of 24 punches, and tinky winky landed 30 of 53 punches.

tinky winky won the round 10-9

tinky winky is winning the fight 30-27


Shicklegruber doesn't even want to rest!

Winky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Shicklegruber is using the ring. (using the ring)
Winky comes out fighting.

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+Shicklegruber jars Winky with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Winky hits with a volley of blows to the head.
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-Winky lunges with a left uppercut to the face, but Shicklegruber deftly avoits it.
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-Winky charges with a pair of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Winky pokes Shicklegruber with a light jab to the face!!
+Winky tattoos Shicklegruber with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Winky lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but Shicklegruber beats a hasty retreat.
+Shicklegruber rocks Winky with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
+Shicklegruber whacks Winky with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
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-Winky tries to land a volley of right shots to the chin, but Shicklegruber deftly avoits it.
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+Shicklegruber fires a barrage of loud blows to the stomach.
+Winky fires a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Winky stuns Shicklegruber with a barrage of painful shots to the temple! Shicklegruber backpedals to his own corner.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
-Winky probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Winky paws a pair of punches to the nose, but Shicklegruber quickly backs away.
+Winky tosses a glancing cross to the eye.
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+Shicklegruber backs up Winky with a nice roundhouse to the chest. Winky doesn't notice.
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+Shicklegruber shakes Winky with a nice jab to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boomer Shicklegruber landed 30 of 30 punches, and tinky winky landed 25 of 61 punches.

Boomer Shicklegruber won the round 10-9

tinky winky is winning the fight 39-37


Shicklegruber remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Winky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Shicklegruber is using the ring. (using the ring)
Winky comes out fighting.

-Winky lunges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Winky hits Shicklegruber with a series of hard shots to the head. Shicklegruber doesn't seem bothered.
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+Shicklegruber hurts Winky with a pair of shots to the ribs.
+Shicklegruber hits with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Winky attempts a barrage of blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Winky tattoos Shicklegruber with a barrage of strong blows to the jaw.
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-Winky tries a series of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Winky paws a series of left blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Shicklegruber suprises Winky with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Winky tries a left hook to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Winky slams Shicklegruber with a pair of vicious blows to the face.
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+Winky fires a barrage of hard punches to the face.
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+Winky pokes Shicklegruber with a left to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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+Shicklegruber throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boomer Shicklegruber landed 29 of 29 punches, and tinky winky landed 24 of 56 punches.

Boomer Shicklegruber won the round 10-9

tinky winky is winning the fight 48-47


Shicklegruber remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Winky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Shicklegruber is using the ring. (using the ring)
Winky comes out fighting.

+Winky drills Shicklegruber with a straight right to the ribs.
-Winky throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Shicklegruber jolts Winky with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Shicklegruber hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Winky asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Winky strikes with a flurry of furious blows to the temple! Shicklegruber hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Winky pokes Shicklegruber with a volley of light blows to the mouth.
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+Shicklegruber fires a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Shicklegruber solidly lands a pair of punches to the stomach. Winky asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Winky lashes out with a pair of right shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Shicklegruber staggers Winky with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Winky is hurt!
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+Winky clocks Shicklegruber with a series of loud shots to the chin.
-Winky lunges with a pair of right shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Winky tries a volley of left blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Winky attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Winky attempts a left sweeping right to the jaw, but Shicklegruber narrowly avoids it
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+Winky annoys Shicklegruber with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boomer Shicklegruber landed 27 of 30 punches, and tinky winky landed 29 of 58 punches.

Boomer Shicklegruber won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Shicklegruber remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Winky is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Shicklegruber is using the ring. (using the ring)
Winky comes out fighting.

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-Winky fires a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Shicklegruber stays away from it.
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-Winky attempts a pair of left shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Winky lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Shicklegruber narrowly avoids it
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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-Winky lunges with a volley of left shots to the face, but fails to score.
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+Winky staggers Shicklegruber with a series of quick blows to the solar plexus.
-Winky tries a barrage of left blows to the chin, but to no avail.
+Shicklegruber throws a pair of punches to the stomach. Winky ignores it.
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-Winky attacks with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Winky tags Shicklegruber with a vicious sweeping right to the mouth.
+Winky hits with a series of painful shots to the mouth!
+Shicklegruber attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Winky sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Shicklegruber hits with a series of punches to the ribs. Winky asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Shicklegruber hits with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Shicklegruber pops Winky with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Winky clocks Shicklegruber with a series of punches to the face.
+Winky grazes Shicklegruber with a pair of shots to the jaw. Shicklegruber quickly recovers.
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+Shicklegruber thumps Winky with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boomer Shicklegruber landed 30 of 37 punches, and tinky winky landed 23 of 55 punches.

Boomer Shicklegruber won the round 10-9

Boomer Shicklegruber is winning the fight 67-66


Shicklegruber remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Winky is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Shicklegruber is using the ring. (using the ring)
Winky comes out fighting.

+Winky attacks with a series of punches to the chin.
+Shicklegruber throws a pair of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Shicklegruber annoys Winky with a barrage of hard punches to the temple.
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+Winky punches Shicklegruber with a sweeping right to the mouth.
+Winky annoys Shicklegruber with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Shicklegruber jolts Winky with a pair of solid punches to the jaw!
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+Shicklegruber connects with a pair of heavy punches to the eye.
-Winky throws a barrage of shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Shicklegruber drills Winky with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Shicklegruber lands a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Shicklegruber hurts Winky with a straight right to the eye. Winky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Winky paws a flurry of punches to the face, but Shicklegruber deftly avoits it.
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+Winky jars Shicklegruber with a left to the face.
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-Winky throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Winky probes with a barrage of right blows to the eye, but Shicklegruber ducks.
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-Winky attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but Shicklegruber ducks.
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-Winky attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Winky probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Shicklegruber backs out of it.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boomer Shicklegruber landed 29 of 29 punches, and tinky winky landed 19 of 58 punches.

Boomer Shicklegruber won the round 10-9

Boomer Shicklegruber is winning the fight 77-75


Shicklegruber grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Winky is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Shicklegruber is using the ring. (using the ring)
Winky comes out fighting.

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+Winky solidly lands a pair of nasty punches to the head.
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+Shicklegruber backs up Winky with a flurry of solid punches to the jaw!
+Shicklegruber fires a volley of punches to the eye.
-Winky throws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Shicklegruber blocks.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the nose.
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-Winky attempts a barrage of left shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Shicklegruber clocks Winky with a barrage of shots to the nose.
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+Shicklegruber grazes Winky with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Winky paws a flurry of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
+Winky lands a wild jab to the ribs. Shicklegruber sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Shicklegruber fires a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Shicklegruber lands a series of punches to the eye.
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-Winky paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Shicklegruber blocks.
+Winky attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye. Shicklegruber doesn't seem bothered.
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-Winky probes with a flurry of blows to the nose, but Shicklegruber quickly backs away.
+Shicklegruber whacks Winky with a series of light punches to the nose.
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+Winky lashes out with a barrage of commanding blows to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boomer Shicklegruber landed 32 of 32 punches, and tinky winky landed 22 of 61 punches.

Boomer Shicklegruber won the round 10-9

Boomer Shicklegruber is winning the fight 87-84


Shicklegruber grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Winky is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Shicklegruber is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Winky comes out fighting.

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-Winky fires a flurry of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
-Winky fires a volley of blows to the temple, but Shicklegruber steps aside.
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+Winky wallops Shicklegruber with a series of strong punches to the chin.
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+Winky pops Shicklegruber with a painful jab to the mouth.
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-Winky fires a barrage of shots to the nose, but Shicklegruber backs out of it.
-Winky fires a series of left shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Winky attacks with a barrage of blows to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Winky punches Shicklegruber with a pair of painful blows to the jaw.
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-Winky launches a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Shicklegruber escapes.
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-Winky launches a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Winky attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Shicklegruber attacks with a pair of punches to the chin. Winky quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boomer Shicklegruber landed 7 of 7 punches, and tinky winky landed 15 of 61 punches.

tinky winky won the round 10-9

Boomer Shicklegruber is winning the fight 96-94


Shicklegruber remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Winky is slowing down.



ROUND 11

Shicklegruber is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Winky comes out fighting.

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-Winky attempts a left hook to the face, but Shicklegruber hides behind his gloves.
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-Winky lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Shicklegruber steps aside.
-Winky attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Winky attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Shicklegruber stays away from it.
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-Winky fires a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Shicklegruber leaps aside.
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+Winky throws a volley of quick punches to the chest!! Shicklegruber is hurt!
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+Shicklegruber slams Winky with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
-Winky attempts a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Shicklegruber steps aside.
-Winky lunges with a barrage of blows to the face, but Shicklegruber blocks.
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+Winky hits with a powerful hook to the chest. Shicklegruber gets mad!
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-Winky tries a flurry of left blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Winky hurts Shicklegruber with a barrage of glancing punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boomer Shicklegruber landed 8 of 8 punches, and tinky winky landed 14 of 56 punches.

tinky winky won the round 10-9

Boomer Shicklegruber is winning the fight 105-104


Shicklegruber remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Winky is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Shicklegruber is using the ring. (using the ring)
Winky comes out fighting.

+Shicklegruber annoys Winky with a pair of off balance blows to the temple.
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+Shicklegruber clocks Winky with a straight right to the nose.
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-Winky attempts a pair of right blows to the chin, but Shicklegruber steps aside and laughs.
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+Shicklegruber staggers Winky with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Shicklegruber pokes Winky with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw.
-Winky charges with a volley of right blows to the eye, but Shicklegruber ties him up.
+Winky tags Shicklegruber with a barrage of commanding punches to the face!!
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-Winky probes with a flurry of shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Winky attacks with a barrage of powerful blows to the temple.
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-Winky probes with a series of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Shicklegruber hits with a barrage of blows to the head.
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+Winky punches Shicklegruber with a pair of punches to the chin.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+Shicklegruber slams Winky with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Winky whacks Shicklegruber with a pair of heavy shots to the eye.
-Winky probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Shicklegruber narrowly avoids it
+Shicklegruber hits with a pair of wild punches to the eye.
-Winky lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Winky pummels Shicklegruber with a volley of glancing blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boomer Shicklegruber landed 32 of 35 punches, and tinky winky landed 22 of 52 punches.

Boomer Shicklegruber won the round 10-9

Boomer Shicklegruber is winning the fight 115-113


Shicklegruber remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Winky is slowing down. He has a bloody mouth.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: tinky winky 10-9
Round 2: tinky winky 10-9
Round 3: tinky winky 10-9
Round 4: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9
Round 5: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9
Round 6: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9
Round 7: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9
Round 8: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9
Round 9: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9
Round 10: tinky winky 10-9
Round 11: tinky winky 10-9
Round 12: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9

Total Score: Boomer Shicklegruber 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: tinky winky 10-9
Round 2: tinky winky 10-9
Round 3: tinky winky 10-9
Round 4: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9
Round 5: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9
Round 6: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9
Round 7: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9
Round 8: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9
Round 9: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9
Round 10: tinky winky 10-9
Round 11: tinky winky 10-9
Round 12: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9

Total Score: Boomer Shicklegruber 115-113


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: tinky winky 10-9
Round 2: tinky winky 10-9
Round 3: tinky winky 10-9
Round 4: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9
Round 5: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9
Round 6: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9
Round 7: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9
Round 8: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9
Round 9: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9
Round 10: tinky winky 10-9
Round 11: tinky winky 10-9
Round 12: Boomer Shicklegruber 10-9

Total Score: Boomer Shicklegruber 115-113

Boomer Shicklegruber wins by decision!