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(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Coal Cracker Jose by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, April 29, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Jose!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coal clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 2 punches Coal with a flurry of glancing blows to the ribs.
Coal tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coal tags Dorkness 2 with a volley of blows to the face.
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+Dorkness 2 staggers Coal with a pair of nice blows to the solar plexus.
Coal tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 tosses a strong uppercut to the ribs.
Dorkness 2 lands a crashing right punch in the nose and Coal goes down!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his.

Coal can't remember which corner is his.





Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!