Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated I dont get it lol by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Saturday, April 6, 2024In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 916 pounds (415 kilograms) is I dont get it lol!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-I Dont Get It Lol tries to land a series of left punches to the face, but Minute ducks just in time.
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+I Dont Get It Lol hits with a volley of solid punches to the chin.
-Minute attempts a left right to the solar plexus, but I Dont Get It Lol quickly backs away.
-Minute attempts a flurry of left punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside and laughs.
-I Dont Get It Lol charges with a right roundhouse to the face, but loses his balance.
+Minute hits I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of punches to the temple.
-I Dont Get It Lol lunges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Minute attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks.
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-Minute attempts a straight right to the ribs, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks just in time.
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+I Dont Get It Lol punches Minute with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Minute throws a left cross to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+I Dont Get It Lol lands a barrage of punches to the chin.
+I Dont Get It Lol backs up Minute with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw.
I Dont Get It Lol lands a brutal right blow to the temple and Minute drops like a stone!!
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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Minute scores with a series of vicious punches to the chest. I Dont Get It Lol quickly recovers.
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+Minute hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the head!
-I Dont Get It Lol throws a volley of punches to the eye, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
-Minute lashes out with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but I Dont Get It Lol stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 15 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 42 punches.
I dont get it lol won the round 10-8
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 10-8
I Dont Get It Lol is obviously tired.
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Minute tries to land a volley of right punches to the jaw, but I Dont Get It Lol deftly avoits it.
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-Minute tries to land a pair of left punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol hides behind his gloves.
-Minute paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-I Dont Get It Lol paws a left jab to the ribs, but Minute steps aside.
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-Minute attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but I Dont Get It Lol blocks.
+Minute fires a pair of hard punches to the ribs.
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-I Dont Get It Lol tries a right jab to the chest, but misses.
+I Dont Get It Lol lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-I Dont Get It Lol throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Minute lands a volley of punches to the ribs. I Dont Get It Lol seems wobbly!
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+I Dont Get It Lol connects with a left to the ribs.
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-Minute attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but I Dont Get It Lol hides behind his gloves.
+Minute attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs!!
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-I Dont Get It Lol lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 11 of 33 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 39 punches.
I dont get it lol won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 20-17
I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
I Dont Get It Lol backpedals and jabs.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Minute probes with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but I Dont Get It Lol backs out of it.
-Minute lashes out with a barrage of punches to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol backs out of it.
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-Minute paws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but I Dont Get It Lol stays away from it.
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-I Dont Get It Lol tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Minute tosses a series of mean punches to the jaw.
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-Minute lunges with a pair of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Minute staggers I Dont Get It Lol with a barrage of punches to the nose!!
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-Minute throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but I Dont Get It Lol beats a hasty retreat.
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+Minute tags I Dont Get It Lol with a flurry of punches to the chin. I Dont Get It Lol laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 2 of 8 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 17 of 51 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 29-27
I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.
Minute is obviously tired.
ROUND 4
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Minute punches I Dont Get It Lol with a series of furious punches to the nose.
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-Minute lashes out with a pair of left punches to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol covers himself well.
-I Dont Get It Lol launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Minute ducks just in time.
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+Minute lashes out with a series of punches to the jaw!
-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
+Minute throws a series of punches to the chest. I Dont Get It Lol shakes his head to clear it.
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-Minute lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face, but I Dont Get It Lol ties him up.
+I Dont Get It Lol strikes with a quick jab to the solar plexus!
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-Minute fires a pair of right punches to the ribs, but I Dont Get It Lol takes it in the forearms.
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+I Dont Get It Lol rocks Minute with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
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-Minute lunges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but I Dont Get It Lol stays away from it.
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-Minute probes with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but I Dont Get It Lol escapes.
+Minute tosses a pair of glancing punches to the head.
-I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a left left to the ribs, but misses.
+Minute throws a volley of vicious blows to the stomach.
-Minute lashes out with a series of right punches to the mouth, but I Dont Get It Lol narrowly avoids it
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-Minute throws a straight right to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Minute probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 8 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 22 of 66 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 38-37
I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.
Minute looks exhausted.
ROUND 5
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Minute jolts I Dont Get It Lol with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Minute is raining blows! I Dont Get It Lol seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.
Minute collapses limply onto his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!
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