Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated I dont get it lol by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Saturday, February 24, 2024In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 916 pounds (415 kilograms) is I dont get it lol!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Minute hits with a commanding jab to the chin. I Dont Get It Lol doesn't seem bothered.
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+I Dont Get It Lol solidly lands a barrage of powerful punches to the eye. Minute gets mad!
I Dont Get It Lol lands a mighty hook and Minute's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-I Dont Get It Lol charges with a flurry of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+I Dont Get It Lol solidly lands a series of blows to the mouth.
-Minute probes with a right right to the jaw, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks just in time.
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-Minute launches a barrage of punches to the nose, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks just in time.
-Minute throws a pair of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
-I Dont Get It Lol fires a jab to the chin, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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+I Dont Get It Lol lashes out with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Minute jolts I Dont Get It Lol with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Minute hits I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of punches to the face.
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The fighters circle.
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+Minute fires a pair of punches to the face.
-Minute tries a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
-I Dont Get It Lol throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Minute probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but I Dont Get It Lol quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 13 of 30 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 14 of 41 punches.
I dont get it lol won the round 10-8
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 10-8
I Dont Get It Lol is obviously tired.
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+I Dont Get It Lol wakes up the fans with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus. Minute doesn't seem bothered.
-Minute throws a jab to the chest, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside and laughs.
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-Minute launches a flurry of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-I Dont Get It Lol fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-I Dont Get It Lol launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Minute covers himself well.
-I Dont Get It Lol launches a series of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Minute probes with a jab to the mouth, but I Dont Get It Lol leaps aside.
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+Minute grazes I Dont Get It Lol with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus!!
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-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Minute backs out of it.
+Minute attacks with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Minute launches a volley of punches to the temple, but I Dont Get It Lol leaps aside.
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-Minute throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+I Dont Get It Lol strikes with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 11 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 14 of 42 punches.
I dont get it lol won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 20-17
I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
I Dont Get It Lol backpedals and jabs.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Minute paws a volley of left punches to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside.
+Minute scores with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
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-Minute fires a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Minute takes charge with a painful jab to the temple.
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-Minute lunges with a series of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Minute throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but I Dont Get It Lol quickly backs away.
-Minute lunges with a sweeping right to the mouth, but I Dont Get It Lol beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks.
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+Minute pops I Dont Get It Lol with a sweeping right to the ribs. I Dont Get It Lol is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 2 of 8 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 48 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 29-27
I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.
Minute is obviously tired.
ROUND 4
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+I Dont Get It Lol tosses a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Minute punches I Dont Get It Lol with a barrage of punches to the nose. I Dont Get It Lol doesn't notice.
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-I Dont Get It Lol paws a series of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-I Dont Get It Lol tries a pair of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Minute tries to land a right sweeping right to the chin, but goes wide.
+Minute fires a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-I Dont Get It Lol lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Minute clocks I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Minute lunges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but I Dont Get It Lol blocks.
-Minute paws a left jab to the nose, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside and laughs.
-Minute attacks with a flurry of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Minute paws a series of left shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Minute tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but I Dont Get It Lol deftly avoits it.
-Minute throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
-I Dont Get It Lol launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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-I Dont Get It Lol paws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Minute blocks.
-Minute tries a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Minute tries to land a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 8 of 32 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 21 of 71 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 38-37
I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.
Minute looks exhausted.
ROUND 5
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Minute punches I Dont Get It Lol with a stinging jab to the temple. Minute attacks like a wild man! I Dont Get It Lol's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.
Minute collapses limply onto his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!
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