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(Bantamweight) "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" defeated Army of Dorkness 3 by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Tuesday, February 20, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET"!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tags Dorkness 3 with a right to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 3 stuns Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a barrage of blows to the chest. Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet lands a uppercut to the stomach. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet charges with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet falls against the ropes!
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 smashes Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 24 punches, and "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" landed 17 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 hammers Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a volley of solid punches to the stomach.
+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet clocks Dorkness 3 with a series of shots to the chest.
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+Dorkness 3 shakes Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a flurry of off balance blows to the stomach. Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet laughs!
-Dorkness 3 fires a left hook to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet scores with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a pair of powerful shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a left cross to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 14 of 24 punches, and "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" landed 21 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet lands Dorkness 3 with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of furious shots to the solar plexus!! Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hits Dorkness 3 with a series of powerful shots to the stomach.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet lashes out with a glancing roundhouse to the stomach!!
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet backs up Dorkness 3 with a pair of light punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 13 of 23 punches, and "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" landed 17 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet stays away from it.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet clocks Dorkness 3 with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 3 ducks.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet nails Dorkness 3 with a barrage of commanding blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 gets mad!
+Dorkness 3 pummels Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a barrage of strong blows to the stomach. Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet retreats to the far corner.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a barrage of quick blows to the chest.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hits with a barrage of powerful shots to the solar plexus! Dorkness 3 backpedals to his own corner.
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 26 punches, and "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" landed 17 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet lands a barrage of mean punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 3 suprises Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a series of blows to the chest.
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet probes with a flurry of left combinations to the chest, but Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hits with a volley of off balance combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a volley of shots to the chest, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+ The fighters exchange combinations to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 3 jars Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet stuns Dorkness 3 with a nice jab to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 pokes Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a glancing hook to the solar plexus.
+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet rocks Dorkness 3 with a barrage of stinging combinations to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 21 of 42 punches, and "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" landed 18 of 26 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkness 3 is obviously tired.

Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet stays away from it.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet ducks.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet throws a flurry of mean punches to the nose!
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet jolts Dorkness 3 with a barrage of blows to the head.
+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tosses a series of shots to the jaw.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet smacks Dorkness 3 with a series of loud shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 pokes Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a pair of shots to the chest!
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 tags Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a flurry of strong shots to the chest.
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 3 strikes with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 38 punches, and "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" landed 25 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 60-54


Dorkness 3 is obviously tired.

Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 backs up Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet throws a pair of shots to the stomach!
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet takes it in the forearms.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a series of punches to the stomach, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet ties him up.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet stays away from it.
+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tosses a barrage of wild shots to the ribs. Dorkness 3 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a volley of left blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet smacks Dorkness 3 with a pair of blows to the mouth!
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet throws a pair of loud blows to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 3 solidly lands a volley of blows to the ribs!
+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet nails Dorkness 3 with a flurry of painful blows to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 42 punches, and "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" landed 27 of 31 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 70-64


Dorkness 3 is obviously tired.

Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tosses a volley of combinations to the ribs. Dorkness 3 covers up.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet quickly backs away.
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet probes with a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 3 ducks.
+Dorkness 3 suprises Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a series of blows to the ribs!
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a series of left shots to the ribs, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet deftly avoits it.
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 thumps Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a volley of nasty combinations to the chest. Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet falls against the ropes!
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hides behind his gloves.
+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hammers Dorkness 3 with a volley of mean punches to the ribs.
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 3 pokes Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a series of wild combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of right shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a pair of loud shots to the solar plexus.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet lands a pair of stiff combinations to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 41 punches, and "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" landed 19 of 22 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 80-73


Dorkness 3 is slowing down.

Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 3 punches Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a volley of shots to the ribs. Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dorkness 3 smashes Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a flurry of mean blows to the chest. Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet steps aside and laughs.
-Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a right hook to the stomach, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hides behind his gloves.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet jars Dorkness 3 with a series of nasty blows to the head.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet quickly backs away.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 grazes Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a volley of mean shots to the stomach.
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet staggers Dorkness 3 with a pair of off balance shots to the chest. Dorkness 3 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hits with a flurry of blows to the nose!
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet pummels Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 seems wobbly!
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a right hook to the ribs, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 15 of 41 punches, and "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" landed 27 of 34 punches.

"get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 89-83


Dorkness 3 is slowing down.

Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a pair of shots to the stomach, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet blocks.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet hits with a right to the mouth.
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet pops Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet wallops Dorkness 3 with a series of combinations to the head.
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+Dorkness 3 jars Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet throws a stiff right to the head.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet leaps aside.
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a right to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 3 tosses a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet stays away from it.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet leaps aside.
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 42 punches, and "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" landed 19 of 26 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 99-92


Dorkness 3 looks exhausted.

Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet fights inside. (inside)

-Dorkness 3 attempts a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet beats a hasty retreat.
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet covers himself well.
+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet throws a barrage of shots to the jaw.
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet lands a devestating hook and Dorkness 3 falls to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet takes it in the forearms.
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a series of off balance shots to the stomach. Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet laughs!
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-Dorkness 3 paws a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a series of painful blows to the ribs!
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+Dorkness 3 throws a pair of stiff shots to the solar plexus. Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet laughs!
-Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to land a volley of left blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 3 paws a jab to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 3 slams Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a barrage of heavy shots to the chest.
+Dorkness 3 hits Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a off balance uppercut to the solar plexus!
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet backs up Dorkness 3 with a volley of loud punches to the head.
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet lands a brutal right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 3 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet fires a volley of quick shots to the chin.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet throws a series of commanding blows to the jaw.
+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet attacks with a pair of heavy blows to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 38 punches, and "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" landed 18 of 23 punches.

"get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 106-102


Dorkness 3 collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet fights inside. (inside)

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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet strikes with a barrage of mean blows to the nose!
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet slams Dorkness 3 with a flurry of vicious shots to the nose.
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet lands a bone crushing right haymaker and Dorkness 3 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet catches Dorkness 3 with a barrage of light shots to the temple.
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet lands a lightning smash to the jaw and Dorkness 3 falls to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a series of shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
Dorkness 3 lands a devestating left cross to the jaw and Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet is knocked off his feet!!

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Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a series of shots to the temple, but Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet ducks.
+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet jars Dorkness 3 with a series of stinging shots to the head. Dorkness 3 seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 3 tosses a cross to the head.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet throws a barrage of glancing blows to the temple.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet shakes Dorkness 3 with a flurry of glancing shots to the nose.
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+Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet catches Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the nose!!
Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet lands a devestating haymaker and Dorkness 3's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
"get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 3 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

Get Up...i Did Not Hurted You...not Yet is obviously tired. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" 10-9
Round 10: "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" 10-9
Round 11: "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" 10-7


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" 10-9
Round 10: "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" 10-9
Round 11: "get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" 10-7

"get up...I did not hurted you...NOT YET" wins by a knockout!