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(Bantamweight) Betelgeuse defeated Army of Dorkness 3 by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Tuesday, February 6, 2024

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Betelgeuse !!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Betelgeuse backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Betelgeuse annoys Dorkness 3 with a pair of glancing punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Betelgeuse ties him up.
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+Betelgeuse hits Dorkness 3 with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 3 catches Betelgeuse with a pair of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
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+Betelgeuse hits with a volley of strong shots to the head.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Betelgeuse fires a series of punches to the chin.
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+Betelgeuse shakes Dorkness 3 with a volley of blows to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Betelgeuse landed 30 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 23 punches.

Betelgeuse won the round 10-9

Betelgeuse is winning the fight 10-9


Betelgeuse doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Betelgeuse backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Betelgeuse thumps Dorkness 3 with a pair of stinging punches to the chest. Dorkness 3 covers up.
-Dorkness 3 launches a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Betelgeuse steps aside.
+Dorkness 3 tosses a cross to the solar plexus.
Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Betelgeuse hits with a pair of shots to the jaw.
Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Betelgeuse suprises Dorkness 3 with a heavy jab to the face.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a right right to the stomach, but loses his balance.
Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Betelgeuse hits with a jab to the solar plexus!!
+Betelgeuse stuns Dorkness 3 with a glancing left to the jaw.
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+Betelgeuse punches Dorkness 3 with a series of painful shots to the eye.
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+Betelgeuse fires a series of off balance shots to the chest.
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+Dorkness 3 hits Betelgeuse with a series of hard blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Betelgeuse landed 31 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 24 punches.

Betelgeuse won the round 10-9

Betelgeuse is winning the fight 20-18


Betelgeuse doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Betelgeuse backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Betelgeuse wakes up the fans with a flurry of painful blows to the face.
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+Betelgeuse shakes Dorkness 3 with a flurry of furious shots to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 3 suprises Betelgeuse with a jab to the ribs. Betelgeuse is hurt!
+Betelgeuse strikes with a series of solid punches to the temple. Dorkness 3 ignores it.
Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a hook to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Betelgeuse hits with a volley of painful punches to the mouth. Dorkness 3 ignores it.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a left hook to the stomach, but Betelgeuse narrowly avoids it
+Betelgeuse hits with a pair of shots to the head. Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Betelgeuse nails Dorkness 3 with a volley of wild punches to the stomach!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Betelgeuse landed 28 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 8 of 25 punches.

Betelgeuse won the round 10-9

Betelgeuse is winning the fight 30-27


Betelgeuse doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Betelgeuse backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Betelgeuse hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth. Dorkness 3 shakes his head to clear it.
+Dorkness 3 jars Betelgeuse with a roundhouse to the chest.
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+Betelgeuse hurts Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 3 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Betelgeuse rocks Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a right jab to the ribs, but Betelgeuse quickly backs away.
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+Betelgeuse stuns Dorkness 3 with a series of heavy punches to the jaw.
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Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Betelgeuse whacks Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Betelgeuse takes it in the forearms.
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Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 tosses a pair of off balance shots to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Betelgeuse backs up Dorkness 3 with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach. Dorkness 3 is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Betelgeuse landed 28 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 21 punches.

Betelgeuse won the round 10-9

Betelgeuse is winning the fight 40-36


Betelgeuse doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Betelgeuse tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Betelgeuse fires a barrage of quick combinations to the ribs. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
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Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Betelgeuse wallops Dorkness 3 with a volley of wild combinations to the temple.
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 3 jolts Betelgeuse with a volley of glancing blows to the ribs.
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-Betelgeuse probes with a flurry of left combinations to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 thumps Betelgeuse with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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+Betelgeuse hits Dorkness 3 with a series of painful blows to the ribs.
-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 3 hurts Betelgeuse with a barrage of blows to the chest.
+Betelgeuse hammers Dorkness 3 with a pair of solid combinations to the mouth. Dorkness 3 is hurt!
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Betelgeuse beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Betelgeuse landed 28 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 38 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Betelgeuse is winning the fight 50-46


Betelgeuse remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Betelgeuse backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Betelgeuse jolts Dorkness 3 with a powerful right to the face.
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+Dorkness 3 scores with a barrage of loud blows to the stomach. Betelgeuse sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Betelgeuse jolts Dorkness 3 with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Betelgeuse fires a flurry of stinging punches to the nose!
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+Betelgeuse lashes out with a series of stiff punches to the nose!
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+Betelgeuse smacks Dorkness 3 with a pair of shots to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Betelgeuse attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Dorkness 3 tries a flurry of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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Betelgeuse tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Betelgeuse hits with a barrage of mean punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Betelgeuse landed 32 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 13 of 39 punches.

Betelgeuse won the round 10-9

Betelgeuse is winning the fight 60-55


Betelgeuse remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Betelgeuse tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Dorkness 3 hits with a pair of painful hooks to the face. Betelgeuse is hurt!
+Betelgeuse attacks with a flurry of combinations to the face!!
Betelgeuse lands a blood spattering cross to the jaw and Dorkness 3's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Betelgeuse wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Betelgeuse is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Dorkness 3 collapses limply onto his stool. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Betelgeuse 10-9
Round 2: Betelgeuse 10-9
Round 3: Betelgeuse 10-9
Round 4: Betelgeuse 10-9
Round 5: Betelgeuse 10-9
Round 6: Betelgeuse 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Betelgeuse 10-9
Round 2: Betelgeuse 10-9
Round 3: Betelgeuse 10-9
Round 4: Betelgeuse 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Betelgeuse 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Betelgeuse 10-9
Round 2: Betelgeuse 10-9
Round 3: Betelgeuse 10-9
Round 4: Betelgeuse 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Betelgeuse 10-9

Betelgeuse wins by a knockout!