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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated BAMF FeathaWizzle 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, January 10, 2024

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is BAMF FeathaWizzle 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Feathawizzle 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Feathawizzle 1 fires a volley of heavy blows to the stomach!
Feathawizzle 1 lands a devestating left uppercut and Dorkness 5's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 whacks Feathawizzle 1 with a series of loud combinations to the chin. Feathawizzle 1 seems wobbly!
+Dorkness 5 wallops Feathawizzle 1 with a series of combinations to the temple!!
Dorkness 5 lands a resounding haymaker and Feathawizzle 1 goes down!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Feathawizzle 1 is slowing down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.





Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!