Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated I dont get it lol by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Saturday, December 16, 2023In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 916 pounds (415 kilograms) is I dont get it lol!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+I Dont Get It Lol annoys Minute with a barrage of light punches to the nose. Minute sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
I Dont Get It Lol lands a lightning left cross to the jaw and Minute drops like a stone!!
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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Minute launches a flurry of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+I Dont Get It Lol hammers Minute with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Minute jars I Dont Get It Lol with a jab to the eye.
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-Minute lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but I Dont Get It Lol narrowly avoids it
-I Dont Get It Lol tries a volley of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Minute probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Minute backs up I Dont Get It Lol with a glancing right to the temple.
+Minute hits with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
+I Dont Get It Lol hits Minute with a flurry of hard punches to the chin!!
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+I Dont Get It Lol hurts Minute with a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth!
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-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a series of punches to the head, but Minute ducks.
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-Minute lunges with a right jab to the eye, but only hits air.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 15 of 33 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 15 of 42 punches.
I dont get it lol won the round 10-8
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 10-8
I Dont Get It Lol is obviously tired.
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Minute pounds I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a straight right to the chest, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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-I Dont Get It Lol throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute ducks just in time.
+I Dont Get It Lol pummels Minute with a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus.
-Minute charges with a series of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Minute attacks with a pair of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Minute probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but I Dont Get It Lol beats a hasty retreat.
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+Minute smacks I Dont Get It Lol with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Minute lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+I Dont Get It Lol fires a barrage of commanding punches to the chest. Minute ignores it.
-Minute fires a series of punches to the eye, but I Dont Get It Lol leaps aside.
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+Minute pummels I Dont Get It Lol with a barrage of light punches to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 12 of 30 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 14 of 39 punches.
I dont get it lol won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 20-17
I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
I Dont Get It Lol backpedals and jabs.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Minute belts I Dont Get It Lol with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Minute attempts a barrage of right punches to the eye, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks just in time.
+Minute wallops I Dont Get It Lol with a barrage of punches to the eye. I Dont Get It Lol ignores it.
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-Minute throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but I Dont Get It Lol quickly backs away.
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+Minute solidly lands a pair of commanding punches to the eye!! I Dont Get It Lol covers up.
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-Minute lunges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but I Dont Get It Lol backs out of it.
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-Minute lunges with a pair of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
-I Dont Get It Lol fires a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Minute fires a straight right to the chin, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 2 of 8 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 15 of 46 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 29-27
I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.
Minute is obviously tired.
ROUND 4
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Minute probes with a pair of left punches to the nose, but I Dont Get It Lol backs out of it.
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-I Dont Get It Lol tries a pair of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+I Dont Get It Lol tattoos Minute with a series of punches to the chest.
-Minute probes with a jab to the chest, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside and laughs.
-Minute attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but I Dont Get It Lol backs out of it.
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-Minute throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but I Dont Get It Lol ties him up.
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-I Dont Get It Lol launches a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
+Minute tosses a volley of punches to the face.
+Minute jars I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of furious punches to the face.
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-Minute attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks just in time.
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+Minute connects with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Minute launches a cross to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Minute solidly lands a series of glancing punches to the mouth!!
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-Minute throws a series of punches to the head, but misses completely.
-Minute paws a right sweeping right to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Minute throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-I Dont Get It Lol throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Minute leaps aside.
-I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
+Minute fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 8 of 34 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 23 of 70 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 38-37
I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.
Minute looks exhausted.
ROUND 5
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Minute scores with a series of punches to the eye. Minute smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! I Dont Get It Lol falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.
Minute collapses limply onto his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!
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