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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Dung Eater by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, December 11, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Eater fights inside. (inside)

+Dorkness 1 jars Eater with a barrage of punches to the jaw! Eater laughs!
Dorkness 1 lands a blood spattering left blow to the temple and Eater's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.

Eater can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye.





Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!