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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated I dont get it lol by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, November 18, 2023

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 916 pounds (415 kilograms) is I dont get it lol!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Minute tries to land a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Minute probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but I Dont Get It Lol deftly avoits it.
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-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a series of punches to the head, but Minute quickly backs away.
-Minute fires a series of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but Minute steps aside.
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+I Dont Get It Lol hurts Minute with a series of loud punches to the jaw. Minute retreats to the far corner.
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+Minute pounds I Dont Get It Lol with a barrage of punches to the mouth. I Dont Get It Lol sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Minute pounds I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
-Minute launches a flurry of left punches to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol stays away from it.
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+Minute whacks I Dont Get It Lol with a series of painful punches to the stomach.
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+I Dont Get It Lol throws a flurry of punches to the jaw!!
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-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a pair of punches to the head, but Minute leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I dont get it lol landed 14 of 32 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 40 punches.

I dont get it lol won the round 10-9

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 10-9


I Dont Get It Lol is obviously tired.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute tries a pair of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+Minute stuns I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of punches to the chin! I Dont Get It Lol grimaces in pain.
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+I Dont Get It Lol slams Minute with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Minute charges with a volley of left punches to the face, but I Dont Get It Lol covers himself well.
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-Minute attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol narrowly avoids it
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-Minute charges with a pair of punches to the temple, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside.
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+I Dont Get It Lol hits Minute with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Minute fires a barrage of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-I Dont Get It Lol launches a series of punches to the chest, but Minute steps aside.
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-I Dont Get It Lol fires a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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+Minute tosses a hard jab to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I dont get it lol landed 11 of 32 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 14 of 41 punches.

I dont get it lol won the round 10-9

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 20-18


I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+I Dont Get It Lol throws a pair of wild punches to the ribs!
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-Minute throws a pair of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
-I Dont Get It Lol lunges with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
+Minute hammers I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus. I Dont Get It Lol asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Minute hits with a pair of furious punches to the head.
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-Minute charges with a jab to the nose, but I Dont Get It Lol takes it in the forearms.
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-I Dont Get It Lol paws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Minute ducks.
+Minute fires a series of punches to the stomach. Minute smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! I Dont Get It Lol falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.

Minute is slowing down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!