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(Super-Heavyweight) Dancing Giant III defeated Minute Bowl by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Saturday, November 4, 2023

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 1 inch (246 centimeters) tall weighing in at 595 pounds (270 kilograms) is Dancing Giant III!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dancing hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
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-Dancing fires a right straight right to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Minute throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but Dancing steps aside.
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-Dancing throws a series of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Minute hits Dancing with a pair of punches to the solar plexus! Dancing covers up.
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-Dancing tries a volley of right blows to the temple, but Minute escapes.
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+Minute tosses a pair of glancing punches to the jaw.
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-Dancing tries to land a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dancing covers himself well.
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-Minute paws a pair of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Minute fires a left straight right to the chest, but only hits air.
+Minute hits with a pair of punches to the nose. Dancing asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Dancing lunges with a barrage of right shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Minute fires a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dancing blocks.
-Dancing throws a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 5 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 19 of 41 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 10-9


Dancing doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Minute hits with a series of punches to the nose. Dancing sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Minute attempts a series of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Minute tags Dancing with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth.
-Dancing tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dancing lunges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Dancing lunges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Minute fires a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dancing beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dancing fires a pair of commanding punches to the temple. Minute covers up.
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+Minute hits Dancing with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
-Dancing probes with a right cross to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Dancing charges with a jab to the head, but Minute ducks just in time.
-Minute charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Dancing escapes.
-Dancing attacks with a series of right punches to the temple, but Minute ties him up.
-Minute throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but Dancing leaps aside.
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-Dancing charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Minute ducks just in time.
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-Dancing charges with a series of left punches to the head, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
-Dancing attacks with a series of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Minute paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Minute suprises Dancing with a left to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 7 of 51 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 19 of 42 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 20-18


Dancing doesn't even want to rest!

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Minute tries a flurry of right punches to the head, but Dancing leaps aside.
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-Minute lunges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Dancing throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dancing catches Minute with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
-Dancing launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but Minute quickly backs away.
+Minute solidly lands a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Dancing probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Dancing lashes out with a volley of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
-Minute throws a left sweeping right to the nose, but Dancing covers himself well.
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-Dancing attempts a right right to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Dancing probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Dancing lashes out with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Minute attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Dancing beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but Dancing covers himself well.
-Dancing attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute paws a series of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Minute hits with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Dancing punches Minute with a pair of punches to the stomach!
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+Minute rocks Dancing with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth.
-Dancing throws a jab to the stomach, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
+Minute solidly lands a barrage of powerful punches to the eye!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 12 of 57 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 21 of 48 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 30-27


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Minute attempts a series of left blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Minute lashes out with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Minute throws a loud right to the face. Dancing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Minute charges with a jab to the temple, but Dancing deftly avoits it.
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+Minute suprises Dancing with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Dancing lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Minute escapes.
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+Dancing nails Minute with a barrage of powerful punches to the chest.
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-Minute lunges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Dancing probes with a cross to the ribs, but Minute escapes.
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-Dancing probes with a jab to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Minute throws a right left to the head, but falls short.
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+Minute connects with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Minute lunges with a volley of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Minute throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Dancing launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Minute deftly avoits it.
-Dancing lunges with a left left to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Minute hammers Dancing with a volley of punches to the face.
-Minute charges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dancing escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 7 of 42 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 27 of 63 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 40-36


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Minute throws a volley of vicious punches to the head.
-Dancing charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Dancing tries a series of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Dancing attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
-Minute attempts a left roundhouse to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Minute attempts a right sweeping right to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dancing probes with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
-Dancing attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Minute covers himself well.
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-Minute probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but Dancing beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute tries to land a series of right punches to the face, but Dancing deftly avoits it.
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-Minute throws a jab to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Minute fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Minute tosses a strong uppercut to the jaw. Dancing sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Dancing lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Minute quickly backs away.
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+Dancing suprises Minute with a volley of punches to the stomach. Minute shakes his head to clear it.
-Minute probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but Dancing steps aside and laughs.
-Minute probes with a volley of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Minute throws a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs.
-Dancing fires a series of left punches to the chest, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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+Minute takes charge with a volley of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 8 of 40 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 20 of 72 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 50-45


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute looks exhausted.



ROUND 6

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Minute thumps Dancing with a pair of glancing shots to the ribs.
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-Minute probes with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
-Dancing fires a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Minute blocks.
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-Minute tries to land a left uppercut to the eye, but Dancing beats a hasty retreat.
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+Minute slams Dancing with a volley of punches to the chest.
-Minute probes with a left roundhouse to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Dancing tries a series of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Dancing hits with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Dancing lashes out with a right roundhouse to the chest, but misses.
-Minute launches a pair of left punches to the eye, but Dancing covers himself well.
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-Minute lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dancing quickly backs away.
-Dancing launches a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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-Dancing probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Minute covers himself well.
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-Minute tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Dancing leaps aside.
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-Minute tries a series of right punches to the nose, but Dancing ducks just in time.
-Dancing probes with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Minute pounds Dancing with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin.
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-Minute probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Dancing narrowly avoids it
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-Dancing attacks with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Minute throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Dancing beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 9 of 41 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 17 of 70 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 60-54


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 7

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dancing probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Dancing lunges with a left to the solar plexus, but Minute leaps aside.
-Minute launches a jab to the nose, but falls short.
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-Dancing lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Minute launches a pair of punches to the eye, but Dancing narrowly avoids it
-Minute lashes out with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Minute annoys Dancing with a pair of punches to the face.
-Minute attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Dancing hurts Minute with a solid cross to the stomach. Dancing strikes at will! Minute seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Dancing Giant III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Minute can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9

Dancing Giant III wins by a technical knockout!