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Public Fight Report Match Monday, October 9, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Charles Schumer!! The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. ROUND 1 Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Schumer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Straw tries to attack, but Schumer hangs on until the referee separates them. +Straw throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Schumer laughs! Straw lands a powerful blow to the head and Schumer goes down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Schumer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... Straw tries to attack, but Schumer hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Straw whacks Schumer with a pair of blows to the stomach. +Straw jars Schumer with a flurry of shots to the stomach. Schumer doesn't seem bothered. Straw lands a sudden blow to the head and Schumer collapses!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Straw can't remember which corner is his. Schumer can't remember which corner is his. Straw Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!