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(Strawweight) BAMF Strawizzle 2 defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, October 2, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 2!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Strawizzle 2 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a nice right to the nose!!
+Dorkness 1 lands a straight right to the temple.
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-Strawizzle 2 launches a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a pair of combinations to the head, but Strawizzle 2 hides behind his gloves.
-Strawizzle 2 throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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+Strawizzle 2 tags Dorkness 1 with a series of heavy blows to the stomach!! Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
Strawizzle 2 lands a devestating blow to the temple and Dorkness 1 is knocked down!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Strawizzle 2 tries a series of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
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+Strawizzle 2 hits Dorkness 1 with a vicious hook to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 1 rocks Strawizzle 2 with a volley of combinations to the eye. Strawizzle 2 backpedals to his own corner.
Dorkness 1 lands a beautiful left haymaker and Strawizzle 2 lands flat on his back!!

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Strawizzle 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 tosses a volley of light punches to the nose.
Dorkness 1 lands a ferocious punch in the nose and Strawizzle 2 lands flat on his back!!

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Strawizzle 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Strawizzle 2 lands a light uppercut to the chest!!
Strawizzle 2 lands a ferocious hook and Dorkness 1's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
BAMF Strawizzle 2 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Strawizzle 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.





BAMF Strawizzle 2 wins by a knockout!