Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated BAMF Strawizzle 6 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, September 25, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 6!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Strawizzle 6 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of heavy punches to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a cruel left smash to the jaw and Strawizzle 6 hurtles to the canvas!!
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Strawizzle 6 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Strawizzle 6 lands a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of left punches to the face, but Strawizzle 6 deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of quick blows to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a pair of wild punches to the face.
+Dorkness 1 throws a nasty jab to the temple.
Dorkness 1 lands a well placed left blow to the head and Strawizzle 6 is flattened!!
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Strawizzle 6 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Strawizzle 6 charges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Strawizzle 6 with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 1 slams Strawizzle 6 with a straight right to the temple. Strawizzle 6 gets mad!
Dorkness 1 lands a cruel left blow to the head and Strawizzle 6 goes over backwards!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Strawizzle 6 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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