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(Super-Heavyweight) Dancing Giant III defeated Minute Bowl by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Saturday, September 9, 2023

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 1 inch (246 centimeters) tall weighing in at 595 pounds (270 kilograms) is Dancing Giant III!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Dancing attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Minute strikes with a wild left to the jaw.
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+Minute tosses a barrage of strong punches to the face! Dancing laughs!
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-Minute probes with a straight right to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Dancing probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Minute lands a pair of strong punches to the nose. Dancing doesn't seem bothered.
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-Minute throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dancing steps aside.
+Minute throws a series of punches to the face!!
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-Dancing lunges with a right to the jaw, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute launches a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Dancing ducks.
+Dancing fires a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Minute attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 5 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 20 of 41 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 10-9


Dancing doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dancing attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Minute smashes Dancing with a sweeping right to the chin. Dancing beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dancing launches a series of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Dancing fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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-Minute attempts a pair of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Minute fires a left jab to the mouth, but Dancing narrowly avoids it
-Minute launches a series of shots to the mouth, but Dancing hides behind his gloves.
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+Dancing whacks Minute with a flurry of wild punches to the face. Minute seems wobbly!
-Dancing fires a barrage of punches to the head, but Minute escapes.
-Dancing tries a flurry of punches to the head, but Minute covers himself well.
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-Minute probes with a left to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Dancing paws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Minute thumps Dancing with a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Dancing attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Dancing attacks with a straight right to the eye, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 9 of 46 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 17 of 37 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 20-18


Dancing doesn't even want to rest!

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dancing lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Minute deftly avoits it.
-Dancing throws a series of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Dancing attempts a barrage of left blows to the nose, but goes wide.
-Dancing throws a volley of shots to the face, but Minute blocks.
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-Minute throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Minute launches a volley of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Dancing attempts a volley of punches to the face, but Minute deftly avoits it.
-Minute lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Dancing launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but Minute ducks just in time.
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-Minute lunges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Dancing steps aside.
+Minute tosses a nice hook to the head.
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-Dancing fires a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Minute ducks.
+Minute lands a pair of punches to the chest!
-Minute lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Minute throws a vicious right to the temple.
-Minute fires a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Dancing covers himself well.
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-Dancing attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Minute blocks.
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+Dancing clocks Minute with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Minute shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dancing tags Minute with a pair of loud punches to the mouth!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 12 of 54 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 19 of 49 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 30-27


Dancing doesn't even want to rest!

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Minute tags Dancing with a volley of punches to the eye!!
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-Dancing tries to land a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dancing attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute steps aside.
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-Dancing tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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+Minute tosses a barrage of painful punches to the nose.
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-Minute throws a series of left punches to the mouth, but Dancing escapes.
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+Dancing punches Minute with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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-Minute charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Dancing ties him up.
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+Minute thumps Dancing with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Minute attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but Dancing ducks.
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-Dancing attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-Minute lashes out with a series of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Minute probes with a left jab to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Minute attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dancing leaps aside.
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-Dancing attacks with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
-Minute attempts a right to the face, but Dancing deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 7 of 44 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 23 of 62 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 40-36


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Dancing probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Minute leaps aside.
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-Dancing lunges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Dancing lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dancing tries to land a series of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Minute probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but Dancing ducks just in time.
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-Minute fires a jab to the head, but Dancing stays away from it.
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+Minute lashes out with a vicious cross to the stomach!
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-Dancing tries a pair of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Minute probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute probes with a series of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Dancing tosses a series of off balance punches to the ribs.
-Minute tries a volley of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Minute attacks with a barrage of punches to the face, but Dancing escapes.
-Dancing probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Minute punches Dancing with a volley of punches to the chin. Dancing sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Minute smashes Dancing with a barrage of punches to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 8 of 41 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 20 of 60 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 50-45


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute looks exhausted.



ROUND 6

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dancing throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Minute tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dancing narrowly avoids it
-Minute throws a straight right to the temple, but Dancing narrowly avoids it
-Dancing attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Minute connects with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Dancing seems wobbly!
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-Dancing throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Dancing pokes Minute with a barrage of light punches to the chest. Minute shakes his head to clear it.
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-Minute throws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Dancing stays away from it.
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-Minute lunges with a flurry of punches to the head, but Dancing ducks just in time.
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-Minute attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but Dancing steps aside and laughs.
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+Minute clocks Dancing with a pair of solid punches to the eye!
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+Minute drills Dancing with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye!
-Minute lunges with a right to the head, but Dancing beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dancing tries to land a series of left punches to the stomach, but Minute blocks.
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-Minute lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Dancing blocks.
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-Minute throws a barrage of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 10 of 42 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 72 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 60-54


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 7

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dancing attacks with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs. Dancing is jabbing and laughing! Minute can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Dancing Giant III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9

Dancing Giant III wins by a technical knockout!