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(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated Bantamcles by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Tuesday, August 15, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 113 pounds (51 kilograms) is Bantamcles!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bantamcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 3 attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a volley of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a right right to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a volley of hard shots to the stomach!
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+Bantamcles thumps Dorkness 3 with a pair of blows to the mouth!! Dorkness 3 covers up.
+Bantamcles annoys Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the chest!! Dorkness 3 seems wobbly!
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+Bantamcles drills Dorkness 3 with a barrage of vicious punches to the face. Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 26 punches, and Bantamcles landed 30 of 31 punches.

Bantamcles won the round 10-9

Bantamcles is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bantamcles doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bantamcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Bantamcles nails Dorkness 3 with a cross to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 3 hits with a series of blows to the chest!! Bantamcles sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bantamcles thumps Dorkness 3 with a pair of powerful punches to the temple. Dorkness 3 quickly recovers.
+Bantamcles rocks Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Bantamcles rocks Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Bantamcles smacks Dorkness 3 with a roundhouse to the eye.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bantamcles pounds Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a pair of right shots to the chest, but Bantamcles stays away from it.
Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 8 of 26 punches, and Bantamcles landed 31 of 32 punches.

Bantamcles won the round 10-9

Bantamcles is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bantamcles doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bantamcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 3 throws a uppercut to the ribs, but Bantamcles steps aside and laughs.
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+Bantamcles staggers Dorkness 3 with a pair of off balance punches to the chest. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 3 thumps Bantamcles with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
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Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bantamcles pops Dorkness 3 with a volley of painful shots to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a pair of blows to the ribs, but Bantamcles takes it in the forearms.
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Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bantamcles catches Dorkness 3 with a commanding jab to the chin.
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+Bantamcles hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bantamcles clocks Dorkness 3 with a right to the eye!! Dorkness 3 doesn't seem bothered.
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Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bantamcles whacks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Bantamcles connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 23 punches, and Bantamcles landed 31 of 33 punches.

Bantamcles won the round 10-9

Bantamcles is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bantamcles doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bantamcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Bantamcles lands a volley of powerful shots to the nose.
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Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bantamcles stuns Dorkness 3 with a flurry of stinging blows to the chin.
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Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bantamcles pops Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Bantamcles drills Dorkness 3 with a volley of hard shots to the chin.
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+Bantamcles takes charge with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bantamcles belts Dorkness 3 with a series of wild punches to the temple.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a right uppercut to the chest, but Bantamcles steps aside.
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+Dorkness 3 pounds Bantamcles with a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Bantamcles ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 3 grazes Bantamcles with a series of shots to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 3 throws a hook to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 25 punches, and Bantamcles landed 32 of 32 punches.

Bantamcles won the round 10-9

Bantamcles is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bantamcles doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bantamcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 3 nails Bantamcles with a pair of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Bantamcles leaps aside.
Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 tries to land a left left to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a right straight right to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Bantamcles wallops Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 3 attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 14 of 44 punches, and Bantamcles landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Bantamcles is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Bantamcles doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bantamcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Bantamcles shakes Dorkness 3 with a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a loud left to the stomach.
-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Bantamcles ducks.
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+Bantamcles fires a jab to the jaw.
+Bantamcles tosses a stiff jab to the mouth. Dorkness 3 doesn't notice.
Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bantamcles punches Dorkness 3 with a pair of glancing punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a volley of punches to the chest, but Bantamcles ducks.
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+Bantamcles attacks with a flurry of stinging blows to the mouth.
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+Bantamcles attacks with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
+Dorkness 3 annoys Bantamcles with a flurry of stinging shots to the chest!
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bantamcles throws a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a left hook to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
Bantamcles tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 15 of 39 punches, and Bantamcles landed 38 of 41 punches.

Bantamcles won the round 10-9

Bantamcles is winning the fight 59-55


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Bantamcles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
Bantamcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a left cross to the head, but Bantamcles ducks.
-Dorkness 3 lunges with a flurry of blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of hard blows to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Bantamcles deftly avoits it.
-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a pair of shots to the jaw, but Bantamcles steps aside.
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+Bantamcles tosses a volley of punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a left to the head, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 3 punches Bantamcles with a pair of stiff punches to the chin. Bantamcles seems wobbly!
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+Dorkness 3 thumps Bantamcles with a heavy hook to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 48 punches, and Bantamcles landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Bantamcles is winning the fight 68-65


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Bantamcles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
Bantamcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 3 attacks with a flurry of quick shots to the solar plexus!
+Bantamcles fires a jab to the chin.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a left uppercut to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bantamcles backs up Dorkness 3 with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Bantamcles slams Dorkness 3 with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a left to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bantamcles lashes out with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Bantamcles lands a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Bantamcles leaps aside.
+Bantamcles throws a barrage of nasty blows to the stomach!
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+Bantamcles pounds Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Bantamcles is hurt!
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+Bantamcles tosses a pair of nice punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a straight right to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a volley of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of shots to the stomach, but Bantamcles escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 16 of 40 punches, and Bantamcles landed 40 of 40 punches.

Bantamcles won the round 10-9

Bantamcles is winning the fight 78-74


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bantamcles grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bantamcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 3 charges with a series of blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Bantamcles connects with a barrage of nasty blows to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 3 slams Bantamcles with a low blow! This is unbelievable!
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-Dorkness 3 paws a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but Bantamcles ties him up.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a series of strong roundhouses to the chin! Bantamcles hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a right right to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 3 thumps Bantamcles with a flurry of loud hooks to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 14 of 30 punches, and Bantamcles landed 8 of 9 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Bantamcles is winning the fight 87-84


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bantamcles grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bantamcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 3 drills Bantamcles with a volley of solid punches to the mouth. Bantamcles sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dorkness 3 jolts Bantamcles with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Bantamcles escapes.
+Dorkness 3 solidly lands a barrage of nice shots to the chin.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a barrage of right blows to the head, but Bantamcles quickly backs away.
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+Bantamcles hits Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the chin. Dorkness 3 ignores it.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a punch to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye.
Dorkness 3 lands a resounding left cross to the jaw and Bantamcles drops like a stone!!

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Bantamcles struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a flurry of right uppercuts to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Bantamcles pounds Dorkness 3 with a jab to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 13 of 33 punches, and Bantamcles landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-8

Bantamcles is winning the fight 95-94


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bantamcles grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
Bantamcles is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Bantamcles annoys Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Bantamcles attacks with a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Bantamcles hits with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 3 tosses a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a pair of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Bantamcles fires a barrage of blows to the jaw.
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+Bantamcles punches Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Dorkness 3 hurts Bantamcles with a glancing hook to the stomach.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Bantamcles pounds Dorkness 3 with a flurry of solid punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a left uppercut to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Bantamcles ties him up.
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+Bantamcles throws a straight right to the temple! Dorkness 3 covers up.
+Dorkness 3 shakes Bantamcles with a barrage of solid punches to the chest. Bantamcles sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Bantamcles rocks Dorkness 3 with a vicious jab to the eye.
+Bantamcles hits with a flurry of nasty shots to the face. Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bantamcles shakes Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the head.
+Dorkness 3 attacks with a pair of shots to the stomach!
+Bantamcles hits with a volley of solid punches to the stomach. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bantamcles pummels Dorkness 3 with a barrage of light punches to the face.
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+Bantamcles punches Dorkness 3 with a pair of quick punches to the face!! Dorkness 3 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Bantamcles tags Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 3 backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 41 punches, and Bantamcles landed 63 of 63 punches.

Bantamcles won the round 10-9

Bantamcles is winning the fight 105-103


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bantamcles is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bantamcles is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 3 launches a series of shots to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of right punches to the face, but falls short.
+Bantamcles thumps Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 3 jolts Bantamcles with a barrage of nice roundhouses to the chin.
+Bantamcles jolts Dorkness 3 with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Bantamcles with a barrage of off balance crosses to the nose.
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+Bantamcles hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 3 shakes Bantamcles with a volley of roundhouses to the nose.
Dorkness 3 lands a slow motion left cross to the jaw and Bantamcles collapses!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bantamcles looks exhausted. He has gash below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bantamcles 10-9
Round 2: Bantamcles 10-9
Round 3: Bantamcles 10-9
Round 4: Bantamcles 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Bantamcles 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Bantamcles 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Round 11: Bantamcles 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bantamcles 10-9
Round 2: Bantamcles 10-9
Round 3: Bantamcles 10-9
Round 4: Bantamcles 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Bantamcles 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Bantamcles 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Round 11: Bantamcles 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bantamcles 10-9
Round 2: Bantamcles 10-9
Round 3: Bantamcles 10-9
Round 4: Bantamcles 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Bantamcles 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Bantamcles 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Round 11: Bantamcles 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a knockout!