Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) HUGE FAT MAN defeated Minute Bowl by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.Match Saturday, August 5, 2023In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 833 pounds (378 kilograms) is HUGE FAT MAN!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Huge stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Huge takes charge with a series of quick punches to the face.
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-Minute attacks with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Minute attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Huge covers himself well.
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+Minute annoys Huge with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach. Huge asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Minute punches Huge with a pair of punches to the ribs. Huge sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Minute lashes out with a jab to the face, but Huge narrowly avoids it
-Huge launches a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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-Huge lunges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Huge attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Minute lunges with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Huge stays away from it.
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-Huge probes with a right jab to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Minute solidly lands a jab to the chin. Huge hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
HUGE FAT MAN landed 15 of 34 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 15 of 40 punches.
HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-9
HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 10-9
Huge doesn't want to stop fighting!
Minute doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Huge stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Minute attempts a series of punches to the eye, but Huge beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute tries a pair of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Minute tattoos Huge with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Minute fires a volley of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Minute throws a pair of right punches to the chest, but Huge beats a hasty retreat.
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+Minute connects with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Minute belts Huge with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Huge annoys Minute with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Huge catches Minute with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
+Huge stuns Minute with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Huge probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
HUGE FAT MAN landed 22 of 27 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 14 of 43 punches.
HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-9
HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 20-18
Huge doesn't even want to rest!
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Huge stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Huge slams Minute with a volley of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Huge nails Minute with a painful right to the stomach.
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-Minute attacks with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Huge blocks.
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-Minute throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Huge ducks just in time.
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-Minute throws a right to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Minute probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Minute tries to land a sweeping right to the face, but Huge escapes.
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-Minute lunges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Huge backs out of it.
+Minute solidly lands a nice jab to the chest. Huge sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Minute throws a roundhouse to the face!
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+Minute hammers Huge with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs.
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-Huge probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Minute backs out of it.
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+Huge pokes Minute with a furious jab to the chest.
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-Minute tries a barrage of right punches to the nose, but misses.
-Huge attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
HUGE FAT MAN landed 19 of 34 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 14 of 50 punches.
HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-9
HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 30-27
Huge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute is obviously tired.
ROUND 4
Huge backpedals and jabs.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Minute charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Huge covers himself well.
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+Minute strikes with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Minute charges with a flurry of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute paws a pair of punches to the temple, but Huge ties him up.
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-Minute paws a series of right blows to the temple, but misses completely.
-Minute launches a pair of punches to the mouth, but Huge takes it in the forearms.
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+Huge scores with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach.
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-Minute probes with a left left to the temple, but fails to score.
+Minute tattoos Huge with a pair of painful punches to the chin.
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-Minute tries a barrage of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
HUGE FAT MAN landed 7 of 8 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 15 of 70 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 39-37
Huge doesn't even want to rest!
Minute is slowing down.
ROUND 5
Huge stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Minute attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Huge ducks just in time.
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-Minute probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Huge hides behind his gloves.
+Huge takes charge with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Minute lands a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth. Huge asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Minute annoys Huge with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth. Huge gets mad!
-Minute launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Huge blocks.
+Huge annoys Minute with a pair of quick shots to the ribs.
-Minute throws a series of punches to the mouth, but Huge stays away from it.
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-Minute throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Huge quickly backs away.
-Minute lashes out with a volley of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Minute fires a volley of left shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Huge scores with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
-Minute tries a pair of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Minute throws a pair of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Huge throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Huge pummels Minute with a stiff cross to the stomach.
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-Minute tries a barrage of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Huge attacks with a series of furious shots to the ribs.
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+Huge whacks Minute with a series of solid punches to the ribs. Minute shakes his head to clear it.
-Minute tries to land a series of punches to the temple, but Huge stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
HUGE FAT MAN landed 24 of 35 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 13 of 61 punches.
HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-9
HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 49-46
Huge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 6
Huge backpedals and jabs.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Minute attacks with a jab to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Minute throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Huge ducks.
-Minute lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Minute tries a volley of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Minute throws a right to the chin, but Huge ducks just in time.
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-Minute lunges with a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but Huge covers himself well.
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-Minute probes with a jab to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Minute tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but Huge ducks.
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-Minute probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Minute launches a volley of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Minute attempts a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Huge narrowly avoids it
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+Minute solidly lands a flurry of quick punches to the jaw.
-Minute lunges with a flurry of punches to the head, but Huge covers himself well.
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-Minute fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Huge deftly avoits it.
+Minute tags Huge with a volley of wild punches to the eye. Huge sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Minute lunges with a series of punches to the eye, but Huge steps aside and laughs.
+Huge hammers Minute with a pair of nice punches to the chest.
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-Minute attempts a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Huge blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
HUGE FAT MAN landed 8 of 8 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 8 of 64 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 58-56
Huge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 7
Huge stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Minute fires a right jab to the head, but to no avail.
+Huge drills Minute with a series of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Minute attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but Huge ducks.
-Minute attempts a right jab to the head, but to no avail.
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-Minute paws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Huge takes it in the forearms.
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+Huge clocks Minute with a pair of loud punches to the chest. Huge strikes at will! Minute falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
HUGE FAT MAN wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Huge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 2: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 3: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 2: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 3: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 2: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 3: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
HUGE FAT MAN wins by a technical knockout!
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