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(Super-Heavyweight) Dancing Giant III defeated Minute Bowl by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Saturday, June 3, 2023

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 1 inch (246 centimeters) tall weighing in at 595 pounds (270 kilograms) is Dancing Giant III!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dancing tries to land a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Minute stays away from it.
-Dancing tries a series of right punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Minute clocks Dancing with a hard jab to the mouth!
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-Minute charges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Minute lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dancing attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Minute attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Dancing lunges with a barrage of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Minute shakes Dancing with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw. Dancing sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Minute fires a sweeping right to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 5 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 18 of 42 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 10-9


Dancing doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dancing fires a volley of blows to the nose!!
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-Dancing probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Minute ties him up.
-Dancing lunges with a straight right to the head, but comes up empty.
+Dancing annoys Minute with a volley of furious punches to the jaw. Minute quickly recovers.
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-Dancing probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Minute ducks just in time.
-Minute attempts a roundhouse to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Dancing attempts a left right to the temple, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Minute throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Dancing throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Minute stays away from it.
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-Dancing charges with a series of blows to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Minute launches a cross to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Dancing charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Minute rocks Dancing with a flurry of punches to the temple. Dancing quickly recovers.
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+Minute hurts Dancing with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus! Dancing covers up.
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-Dancing paws a volley of punches to the head, but Minute blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 8 of 51 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 18 of 39 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 20-18


Dancing doesn't even want to rest!

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dancing tries to land a pair of right punches to the temple, but Minute deftly avoits it.
-Dancing charges with a volley of punches to the nose, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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-Dancing probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Dancing connects with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Dancing tags Minute with a glancing left to the solar plexus!!
-Minute throws a volley of left punches to the nose, but Dancing ducks.
-Minute tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dancing launches a series of right punches to the eye, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Minute tries a barrage of left punches to the head, but Dancing beats a hasty retreat.
-Dancing lashes out with a pair of right shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Dancing charges with a series of punches to the face, but goes wide.
-Minute fires a barrage of punches to the temple, but Dancing blocks.
-Minute charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Minute thumps Dancing with a flurry of wild punches to the temple.
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+Minute thumps Dancing with a series of solid punches to the eye.
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-Dancing lashes out with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Minute covers himself well.
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-Dancing fires a pair of right punches to the chin, but Minute escapes.
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+Minute tosses a off balance jab to the chin. Dancing shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 12 of 56 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 21 of 46 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 30-27


Dancing doesn't even want to rest!

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
-Dancing tries a jab to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Dancing paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Minute steps aside.
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-Minute throws a pair of punches to the face, but Dancing narrowly avoids it
-Minute lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Minute charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Dancing leaps aside.
+Dancing jolts Minute with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach. Minute sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dancing probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Minute ducks.
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-Minute lunges with a volley of right punches to the head, but Dancing quickly backs away.
-Dancing probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Minute stays away from it.
-Minute paws a right jab to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Minute grazes Dancing with a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
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-Dancing lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Minute leaps aside.
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+Minute fires a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth.
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-Minute launches a volley of punches to the chest, but Dancing hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Minute rocks Dancing with a volley of furious punches to the jaw. Dancing covers up.
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-Minute throws a series of punches to the face, but only hits air.
-Dancing tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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+Minute attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye. Dancing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 7 of 39 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 25 of 61 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 40-36


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dancing launches a volley of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Dancing lunges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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-Dancing throws a series of right punches to the ribs, but Minute covers himself well.
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-Dancing attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Minute probes with a right cross to the ribs, but Dancing ties him up.
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-Minute tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but Dancing covers himself well.
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-Minute charges with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Dancing leaps aside.
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-Minute throws a series of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Minute paws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Minute lands a series of stinging blows to the face. Dancing seems wobbly!
-Minute attempts a pair of right punches to the eye, but Dancing stays away from it.
-Minute attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but Dancing stays away from it.
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-Minute throws a right jab to the stomach, but Dancing quickly backs away.
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-Dancing attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Dancing fires a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Minute ties him up.
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+Dancing hits with a painful left to the stomach.
-Minute probes with a jab to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Minute tosses a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs. Dancing shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 8 of 41 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 22 of 68 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 50-45


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute looks exhausted.



ROUND 6

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Minute throws a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
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-Dancing lunges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dancing lunges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Minute attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but Dancing steps aside.
-Minute throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Dancing lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
-Minute throws a pair of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Dancing smashes Minute with a glancing sweeping right to the solar plexus.
-Dancing fires a pair of blows to the stomach, but Minute deftly avoits it.
-Minute tries to land a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
-Minute fires a barrage of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Minute throws a flurry of painful punches to the chin.
-Minute fires a barrage of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+Minute tosses a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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-Minute lunges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Minute scores with a flurry of hard blows to the face.
-Minute attacks with a pair of punches to the face, but Dancing ducks just in time.
-Minute tries to land a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Dancing escapes.
-Minute throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dancing beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dancing lunges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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-Dancing tries to land a right right to the stomach, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute attempts a jab to the ribs, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 10 of 42 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 17 of 80 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 60-54


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 7

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Minute lashes out with a series of punches to the chin, but Dancing steps aside.
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+Dancing thumps Minute with a nasty jab to the chest.
-Minute launches a flurry of left punches to the head, but Dancing narrowly avoids it
+Minute attacks with a volley of punches to the temple!
-Minute fires a volley of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Minute charges with a series of punches to the mouth, but Dancing takes it in the forearms.
-Minute lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Dancing stays away from it.
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-Minute fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Dancing backs out of it.
-Minute attacks with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Dancing launches a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Dancing throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Dancing fires a pair of punches to the stomach, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Minute tries to land a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Dancing hides behind his gloves.
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+Dancing smacks Minute with a jab to the ribs.
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-Dancing attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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-Minute charges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Dancing hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute attacks with a left right to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Dancing lands a volley of punches to the ribs! Minute sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" Dancing drops his guard and pounds away! Minute starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Dancing Giant III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9

Dancing Giant III wins by a technical knockout!