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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Big Boy Elite V by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, May 31, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is Big Boy Elite V!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Elite V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Elite V takes charge with a barrage of shots to the face.
-Elite V charges with a barrage of shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Elite V throws a pair of shots to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a heavy uppercut to the eye. Elite V covers up.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a cross to the eye.
+Elite V hammers Dorkness 5 with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
Elite V lands a cruel left haymaker and Dorkness 5 is knocked off his feet!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Elite V hits with a flurry of solid combinations to the head! Dorkness 5 covers up.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Elite V strikes with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
Elite V lands a terrific right blow to the head and Dorkness 5's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 punches Elite V with a pair of heavy combinations to the mouth. Elite V covers up.
+Dorkness 5 tags Elite V with a barrage of shots to the head.
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+Elite V lashes out with a series of blows to the head.
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+Dorkness 5 pokes Elite V with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkness 5 pounds Elite V with a pair of blows to the nose. Elite V gets mad!
+Dorkness 5 belts Elite V with a barrage of combinations to the face.
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+Dorkness 5 wallops Elite V with a barrage of solid punches to the eye.
Dorkness 5 lands a brutal blow to the head and Elite V lands flat on his back!!

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Elite V struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Elite V tattoos Dorkness 5 with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Elite V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a volley of punches to the jaw! Elite V hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a loud uppercut to the mouth.
Dorkness 5 lands a mighty blow to the head and Elite V goes down!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Elite V doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!





Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!