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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Charles Schumer by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, May 29, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Charles Schumer!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Schumer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Straw tries to attack, but Schumer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw annoys Schumer with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
Straw lands a crashing uppercut and Schumer is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw can't remember which corner is his.

Schumer can't remember which corner is his.





Straw Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!