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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Lanky Lawrence by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Friday, May 12, 2023

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Lanky Lawrence!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Lawrence is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slammer covers up.

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-Slammer attacks with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Lawrence hits Slammer with a flurry of quick punches to the head. Slammer laughs!
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+Lawrence shakes Slammer with a series of punches to the chin!
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+Lawrence hammers Slammer with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Lawrence hits with a pair of punches to the eye. Slammer asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Lawrence jolts Slammer with a barrage of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky Lawrence landed 29 of 31 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.

Lanky Lawrence won the round 10-9

Lanky Lawrence is winning the fight 10-9


Lawrence is obviously tired.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Lawrence is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slammer covers up.

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+Lawrence solidly lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Lawrence takes charge with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
-Slammer tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Lawrence probes with a straight right to the stomach, but Slammer quickly backs away.
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-Lawrence throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Lawrence tags Slammer with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs! Slammer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Lawrence hurts Slammer with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky Lawrence landed 20 of 33 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches.

Lanky Lawrence won the round 10-9

Lanky Lawrence is winning the fight 20-18


Lawrence collapses limply onto his stool.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Lawrence is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slammer covers up.

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+Lawrence hits Slammer with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Slammer doesn't seem bothered.
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+Slammer scores with a series of blows to the nose. Slammer drops his guard and pounds away! Lawrence's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Lawrence can't remember which corner is his.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lanky Lawrence 10-9
Round 2: Lanky Lawrence 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lanky Lawrence 10-9
Round 2: Lanky Lawrence 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lanky Lawrence 10-9
Round 2: Lanky Lawrence 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!