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(Toughman) Crump defeated Taxman by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, February 4, 2023

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Crump!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Taxman!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Crump stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman comes out fighting.

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+Crump drills Taxman with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Crump connects with a series of vicious punches to the face.
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-Taxman lashes out with a right sweeping right to the temple, but Crump beats a hasty retreat.
+Crump hits with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
+Crump connects with a series of punches to the nose.
+Crump fires a volley of furious punches to the temple. Taxman is hurt!
+Crump hits with a barrage of wild punches to the chin. Taxman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Taxman hits Crump with a flurry of blows to the temple. Crump quickly recovers.
Taxman lands a terrific haymaker and Crump is knocked down!!

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Crump struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crump smashes Taxman with a flurry of nice punches to the eye!!
+Taxman hurts Crump with a barrage of loud punches to the head.
+Taxman punches Crump with a series of punches to the head.
Taxman lands a devestating left uppercut and Crump's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Crump struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crump slams Taxman with a volley of blows to the head.
Crump lands a cruel left hook and Taxman collapses!!

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He's Out!
Crump wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Crump can't remember which corner is his.

Taxman can't remember which corner is his.





Crump wins by a knockout!