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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Dancing Giant III by unanimous decision: 115-112, 115-112, 115-112.

Match Saturday, January 7, 2023

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 1 inch (246 centimeters) tall weighing in at 595 pounds (270 kilograms) is Dancing Giant III!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Minute hits with a barrage of shots to the temple. Dancing shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dancing charges with a barrage of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Minute whacks Dancing with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
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+Minute pounds Dancing with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Dancing lunges with a left to the face, but goes wide.
-Dancing paws a series of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Minute tries a right cross to the face, but Dancing narrowly avoids it
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-Dancing attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Minute fires a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Dancing steps aside.
-Minute launches a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Dancing backs out of it.
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+Minute hurts Dancing with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Dancing jars Minute with a volley of loud punches to the nose. Minute hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dancing throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 5 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 20 of 39 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 10-9


Dancing doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Minute lunges with a series of right shots to the face, but Dancing deftly avoits it.
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+Minute pounds Dancing with a series of punches to the head.
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+Minute annoys Dancing with a volley of punches to the nose. Dancing laughs!
-Dancing probes with a right straight right to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Minute hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Dancing lunges with a series of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Minute lashes out with a volley of punches to the chin, but Dancing quickly backs away.
-Dancing attempts a pair of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Dancing tries to land a cross to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Minute lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Dancing leaps aside.
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-Dancing attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but Minute blocks.
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-Minute throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Dancing ducks.
-Dancing launches a volley of punches to the eye, but Minute ties him up.
-Dancing attacks with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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-Dancing throws a series of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Minute charges with a pair of punches to the head, but Dancing stays away from it.
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+Dancing throws a barrage of punches to the head! Minute falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 9 of 46 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 19 of 37 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 20-18


Dancing doesn't even want to rest!

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dancing fires a barrage of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Minute fires a series of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Dancing throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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+Minute hits with a series of mean punches to the face.
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-Minute fires a barrage of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Dancing punches Minute with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Minute attempts a straight right to the face, but falls short.
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-Dancing throws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Dancing throws a series of punches to the nose, but Minute covers himself well.
+Minute annoys Dancing with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth.
-Dancing attempts a series of blows to the stomach, but Minute quickly backs away.
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-Dancing tries to land a cross to the ribs, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
-Minute tries to land a barrage of punches to the head, but Dancing narrowly avoids it
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-Minute fires a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Dancing steps aside and laughs.
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+Dancing tags Minute with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Minute hits Dancing with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Minute hits with a pair of powerful punches to the chin.
-Dancing fires a pair of right punches to the temple, but Minute blocks.
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-Dancing lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 12 of 60 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 20 of 51 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 30-27


Dancing doesn't even want to rest!

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Dancing attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Dancing charges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dancing belts Minute with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!! Minute doesn't seem bothered.
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-Minute tries to land a series of left punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Minute fires a barrage of punches to the temple.
-Dancing probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Minute stays away from it.
+Minute scores with a flurry of mean punches to the face. Dancing sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dancing attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Minute steps aside.
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-Dancing attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Minute deftly avoits it.
-Dancing charges with a series of punches to the chest, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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-Minute tries a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Minute jars Dancing with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Minute probes with a jab to the mouth, but Dancing leaps aside.
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+Minute thumps Dancing with a right to the temple.
-Minute probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Dancing deftly avoits it.
+Minute fires a volley of off balance punches to the stomach! Dancing covers up.
-Dancing fires a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dancing throws a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Minute blocks.
-Minute probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Dancing blocks.
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+Minute lands a series of punches to the solar plexus!! Dancing gets mad!
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-Minute attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 7 of 37 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 29 of 68 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 40-36


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute throws a barrage of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Minute probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Dancing narrowly avoids it
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-Dancing tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Minute paws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Dancing deftly avoits it.
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+Minute backs up Dancing with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Minute paws a volley of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Dancing paws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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-Minute lashes out with a volley of left shots to the chest, but Dancing hides behind his gloves.
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-Dancing attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Minute fires a pair of shots to the head.
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-Dancing launches a jab to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Minute launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Minute strikes with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
-Dancing probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Dancing fires a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Minute throws a volley of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Minute lashes out with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw.
+Minute attacks with a series of off balance punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 6 of 37 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 24 of 66 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 50-45


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Minute attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Dancing tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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-Minute lunges with a jab to the eye, but Dancing takes it in the forearms.
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-Dancing tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Dancing tries a pair of right punches to the chest, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
+Dancing hurts Minute with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Minute attacks with a left jab to the head, but Dancing escapes.
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+Minute lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth. Dancing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Minute tosses a flurry of punches to the jaw. Dancing doesn't notice.
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-Minute throws a right straight right to the ribs, but Dancing steps aside and laughs.
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+Minute jars Dancing with a strong right to the eye.
-Minute lunges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Dancing ties him up.
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-Minute tries to land a series of left shots to the temple, but Dancing steps aside and laughs.
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+Minute wallops Dancing with a nice sweeping right to the mouth. Dancing sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dancing lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Dancing attacks with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Minute rocks Dancing with a pair of mean punches to the stomach. Dancing sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Minute attempts a flurry of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-Minute tries a volley of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 8 of 40 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 27 of 69 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 60-54


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Minute fires a left sweeping right to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dancing throws a jab to the ribs, but misses.
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-Minute lunges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Dancing ties him up.
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-Dancing probes with a left jab to the stomach, but misses.
-Dancing lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Minute attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Dancing ducks.
-Dancing launches a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Minute lands a series of stiff punches to the chin. Dancing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dancing tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute launches a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Dancing steps aside and laughs.
+Dancing punches Minute with a nice roundhouse to the ribs. Minute sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Minute tries to land a right jab to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Dancing probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Minute stays away from it.
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-Minute throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Minute catches Dancing with a commanding jab to the head.
+Minute attacks with a barrage of nasty punches to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 9 of 43 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 22 of 74 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 70-63


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute looks exhausted.



ROUND 8

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Dancing backs out of it.
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-Dancing attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Dancing tries a left roundhouse to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Dancing tries to land a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Dancing connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest! Minute seems wobbly!
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-Dancing attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Dancing attempts a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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-Dancing charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 7 of 38 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 8 punches.

Dancing Giant III won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 79-73


Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute looks exhausted.



ROUND 9

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dancing fires a pair of right punches to the head, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
-Minute probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Dancing ducks just in time.
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-Dancing probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Minute narrowly avoids it
-Dancing tries to land a flurry of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Dancing throws Minute with a blow to the groin! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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-Dancing attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but Minute ties him up.
-Dancing launches a volley of left shots to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Dancing fires a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Dancing probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Dancing fires a pair of punches to the head, but Minute backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 5 of 41 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 7 punches.

Dancing Giant III won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 88-83


Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Minute is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dancing tags Minute with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dancing tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Minute deftly avoits it.
-Dancing charges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dancing lunges with a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Minute steps aside.
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-Dancing attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but Minute escapes.
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-Dancing lashes out with a series of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Dancing pounds Minute with a barrage of nice punches to the nose. Minute asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 6 of 39 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 3 of 8 punches.

Dancing Giant III won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 97-93


Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Minute is slowing down.



ROUND 11

Dancing is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dancing paws a volley of shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dancing throws Minute with a head butt! This is terrible!
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-Minute charges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Dancing tries to land a flurry of left crosses to the temple, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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-Dancing tries to land a flurry of left hooks to the temple, but falls short.
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-Dancing attacks with a series of uppercuts to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 3 of 30 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 3 of 7 punches.

Dancing Giant III won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 106-103


Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Minute is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Dancing is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dancing probes with a volley of right roundhouses to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Dancing probes with a pair of left uppercuts to the chin, but Minute leaps aside.
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+Dancing throws Minute with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Minute tries to land a pair of right crosses to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Dancing throws a volley of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Dancing paws a flurry of right roundhouses to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dancing charges with a volley of punches to the nose, but Minute quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Giant III landed 3 of 32 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 3 of 7 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 115-112


Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Minute is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 8: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 9: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 10: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 11: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Minute Bowl 115-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 8: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 9: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 10: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 11: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Minute Bowl 115-112


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 8: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 9: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 10: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 11: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Minute Bowl 115-112

Minute Bowl wins by decision!