Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated Give it a chance by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-112.Match Tuesday, October 18, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Give it a chance!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chance is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chance slams Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
-Dorkness 3 tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Chance catches Dorkness 3 with a pair of painful shots to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Chance throws a quick jab to the chin.
+Dorkness 3 hits Chance with a volley of punches to the stomach. Chance beats a hasty retreat.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chance probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a pair of off balance punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Give it a chance landed 16 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Chance doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chance is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Chance pummels Dorkness 3 with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye!
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+Chance takes charge with a stiff roundhouse to the mouth. Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 pokes Chance with a barrage of glancing shots to the chest.
-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Chance catches Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the chin.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chance punches Dorkness 3 with a painful straight right to the face!
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chance rocks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Chance hits with a powerful roundhouse to the head.
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+Chance smashes Dorkness 3 with a wild hook to the nose.
+Dorkness 3 lashes out with a series of light shots to the solar plexus!!
-Dorkness 3 tries a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Chance ducks just in time.
+Chance throws a volley of punches to the face.
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+Chance hurts Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the chin.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 24 punches, and Give it a chance landed 36 of 50 punches.
Give it a chance won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Chance doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chance is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 3 shakes Chance with a series of solid shots to the solar plexus!
+Chance catches Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Chance blocks.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chance annoys Dorkness 3 with a volley of strong punches to the face.
+Chance backs up Dorkness 3 with a pair of loud punches to the face. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Chance throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chance launches a series of right shots to the nose, but Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of left punches to the chest, but Chance beats a hasty retreat.
+Chance fires a solid left to the nose.
+Chance fires a pair of shots to the eye. Dorkness 3 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Chance grazes Dorkness 3 with a pair of light punches to the face. Dorkness 3 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Chance pokes Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the eye!
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+Chance throws a quick right to the nose!!
+Dorkness 3 strikes with a pair of quick shots to the chest.
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+Chance punches Dorkness 3 with a flurry of commanding blows to the head.
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+Chance scores with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Give it a chance landed 40 of 50 punches.
Give it a chance won the round 10-9
Give it a chance is winning the fight 29-28
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Chance remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chance is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Chance pummels Dorkness 3 with a volley of vicious punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Chance deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 3 solidly lands a hard hook to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a stiff roundhouse to the stomach. Chance retreats to the far corner.
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-Chance attempts a pair of left shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chance lands a barrage of stinging punches to the nose. Dorkness 3 seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of shots to the stomach, but Chance escapes.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chance tattoos Dorkness 3 with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
+Chance smacks Dorkness 3 with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Chance strikes with a pair of nice punches to the jaw.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Give it a chance landed 29 of 41 punches.
Give it a chance won the round 10-9
Give it a chance is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Chance grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chance is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 3 pops Chance with a series of nice blows to the solar plexus! Chance shakes his head to clear it.
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-Chance attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a pair of punches to the chest, but Chance beats a hasty retreat.
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-Chance lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Chance belts Dorkness 3 with a pair of powerful blows to the temple.
+Dorkness 3 drills Chance with a flurry of hard shots to the ribs. Chance quickly recovers.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 3 wallops Chance with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a volley of blows to the stomach, but Chance steps aside and laughs.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chance throws a barrage of punches to the chin.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chance charges with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Dorkness 3 steps aside.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chance grazes Dorkness 3 with a volley of solid blows to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 40 punches, and Give it a chance landed 19 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Give it a chance is winning the fight 48-47
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Chance grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chance is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of hard shots to the ribs.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 tries a cross to the stomach, but Chance backs out of it.
+Chance tags Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Chance probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Chance clocks Dorkness 3 with a pair of nice punches to the chin. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Chance stays away from it.
+Chance tags Dorkness 3 with a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
+Chance stuns Dorkness 3 with a series of hard punches to the ribs. Dorkness 3 laughs!
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-Dorkness 3 paws a right right to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Chance throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Dorkness 3 ducks just in time.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 nails Chance with a volley of quick blows to the stomach.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hurts Chance with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs. Chance doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 36 punches, and Give it a chance landed 24 of 44 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Chance is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chance is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 3 strikes with a pair of heavy shots to the stomach!! Chance grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of left blows to the chest, but Chance escapes.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a series of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chance tries a series of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Chance annoys Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chance hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a volley of heavy blows to the ribs.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 attacks with a flurry of furious shots to the ribs.
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+Chance attacks with a pair of shots to the nose.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the jaw.
+Chance scores with a volley of glancing blows to the chin.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 lands a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 22 of 40 punches, and Give it a chance landed 23 of 47 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 67-66
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Chance is slowing down.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chance is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Chance lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Chance throws a barrage of strong punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 3 throws a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Chance deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 3 pops Chance with a series of solid blows to the chest.
-Chance lashes out with a series of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Dorkness 3 tries to land a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Chance blocks.
-Chance tries a series of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Chance attacks with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye. Dorkness 3 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chance lands a flurry of punches to the face.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chance tries to land a volley of shots to the eye, but only hits air.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chance launches a flurry of right punches to the head, but Dorkness 3 narrowly avoids it
+Chance stuns Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 3 laughs!
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 hits with a straight right to the solar plexus.
+Chance hits Dorkness 3 with a barrage of light punches to the mouth. Dorkness 3 laughs!
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-Chance charges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
+Dorkness 3 annoys Chance with a series of commanding shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 21 of 41 punches, and Give it a chance landed 26 of 51 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 77-75
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Chance is slowing down.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chance is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 3 tags Chance with a pair of off balance shots to the ribs.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chance charges with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 3 pummels Chance with a barrage of shots to the chest. Chance quickly recovers.
+Dorkness 3 hits Chance with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Chance takes charge with a pair of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Chance hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Chance covers himself well.
+Chance lands a pair of wild punches to the stomach. Dorkness 3 is hurt!
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 23 of 44 punches, and Give it a chance landed 18 of 47 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 87-84
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Chance looks exhausted.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chance is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 3 annoys Chance with a volley of nasty punches to the chest. Chance doesn't seem bothered.
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-Chance attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Chance ducks just in time.
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-Chance lunges with a series of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 3 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 3 wakes up the fans with a commanding cross to the chest.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chance nails Dorkness 3 with a flurry of mean shots to the chin.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Chance with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Chance deftly avoits it.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 connects with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 3 rocks Chance with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Chance fires a pair of shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Chance attacks with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Dorkness 3 narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Chance steps aside.
+Dorkness 3 strikes with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 24 of 41 punches, and Give it a chance landed 13 of 37 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 97-93
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Chance looks exhausted.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chance is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 3 clocks Chance with a pair of mean shots to the solar plexus.
-Chance attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but Dorkness 3 backs out of it.
Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 takes charge with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 throws a series of right blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 wallops Chance with a volley of stinging shots to the stomach!
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-Chance probes with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 3 ducks just in time.
-Chance tries a pair of right punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Chance smacks Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the face. Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Chance probes with a pair of shots to the eye, but Dorkness 3 hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 3 tattoos Chance with a flurry of shots to the chest! Chance doesn't notice.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 3 takes charge with a flurry of commanding blows to the ribs.
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+Chance smacks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Chance throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 24 of 44 punches, and Give it a chance landed 14 of 41 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 107-102
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Chance collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chance is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Chance launches a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Dorkness 3 covers himself well.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 jars Chance with a barrage of light shots to the ribs.
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 scores with a stiff hook to the mouth.
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+Chance lashes out with Dorkness 3 with a head butt! That was totally uncalled for!
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Chance charges with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but misses.
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+Dorkness 3 jars Chance with a barrage of vicious blows to the chin! Chance retreats to the far corner.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Chance covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 3 punches Chance with a volley of hard punches to the jaw!!
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Chance tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 tags Chance with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
+Chance hammers Dorkness 3 with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
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-Chance attempts a barrage of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Chance hits with a flurry of blows to the chin!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 30 of 40 punches, and Give it a chance landed 11 of 41 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 117-111
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Chance receives medical attention from his trainer.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 3: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 4: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 3 117-111
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 3: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 4: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 3 117-111
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 3: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 4: Give it a chance 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 3 117-112
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by decision!
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