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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Lord of Shatterskull Pass by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, September 5, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 99 pounds (45 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Lord thumps Straw with a vicious straight right to the nose. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Lord connects with a sweeping right to the temple.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw nails Lord with a pair of off balance blows to the stomach.
Straw lands a devestating smash to the jaw and Lord falls to the canvas!!

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Lord struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Straw pounds Lord with a volley of off balance blows to the ribs.
+Straw lands a series of mean shots to the stomach.
Straw lands a bone crushing cross to the jaw and Lord is knocked off his feet!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Lord can't remember which corner is his.

Straw is obviously tired.





Straw Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!