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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, June 4, 2022

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

-Minute charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Major attacks with a flurry of punches to the face, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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-Minute fires a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Major covers himself well.
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+Minute pummels Major with a flurry of mean punches to the head.
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+Minute pounds Major with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Major probes with a volley of punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Major hits with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Minute attempts a jab to the stomach, but Major ducks.
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-Minute tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Major narrowly avoids it
-Major tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Major lands a series of heavy punches to the temple.
+Minute takes charge with a volley of glancing punches to the head.
-Minute tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 16 of 43 punches, and Capt. Major landed 11 of 33 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-9


Minute doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Major is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

-Major throws a right straight right to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Minute hits with a barrage of shots to the face.
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-Minute attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but Major quickly backs away.
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-Major lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Minute ducks just in time.
-Major tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Minute fires a volley of right punches to the temple, but Major leaps aside.
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-Major attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Minute throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Major strikes with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Minute throws a right sweeping right to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Minute hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Major falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 16 of 40 punches, and Capt. Major landed 7 of 31 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Major collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

-Minute lashes out with a series of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Major fires a volley of punches to the eye, but Minute stays away from it.
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-Major paws a roundhouse to the jaw, but Minute leaps aside.
-Major attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but Minute steps aside.
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+Minute tags Major with a volley of punches to the nose. Minute sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Major begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Major can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!