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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Manny "T-Man" Pacquiao by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Monday, May 9, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 92 pounds (42 kilograms) is Manny "T-Man" Pacquiao!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

T-man is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

+T-man whacks Straw with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+T-man wallops Straw with a stinging straight right to the chin.
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+T-man stuns Straw with a barrage of loud blows to the temple.
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw fires a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+T-man fires a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw.
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-Straw throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but T-man takes it in the forearms.
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+Straw throws a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Straw tosses T-man with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Straw probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but T-man quickly backs away.
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw tosses a flurry of punches to the ribs.
Straw lands a resounding punch in the nose and T-man is knocked off his feet!!

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T-man struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+T-man lashes out with a series of punches to the chin!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Manny "T-Man" Pacquiao landed 22 of 33 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 11 of 23 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-8

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-8


T-man is obviously tired.

Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 2

T-man is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Straw slams T-man with a barrage of loud blows to the stomach. T-man sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Straw lands a thundering uppercut and T-man's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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T-man struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+T-man smashes Straw with a series of strong punches to the head.
+T-man jars Straw with a painful jab to the head.
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+T-man hits with a nasty cross to the jaw.
+T-man fires a series of punches to the nose. Straw gets mad!
+Straw punches T-man with a mean roundhouse to the ribs.
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+T-man hits Straw with a pair of vicious punches to the chin. Straw backpedals to his own corner.
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+Straw tosses a series of shots to the solar plexus.
Straw lands a resounding right blow to the temple and T-man falls senseless!!

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T-man struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-T-man lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Straw ducks just in time.
-Straw lunges with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but T-man escapes.
+T-man hits with a pair of off balance blows to the mouth. Straw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+T-man tosses a volley of shots to the temple!!
+T-man hits with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw. Straw gets mad!
-Straw tries a right uppercut to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-T-man probes with a series of punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Straw wakes up the fans with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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+T-man rocks Straw with a series of punches to the eye. Straw falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Manny "T-Man" Pacquiao landed 34 of 56 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 10 of 24 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-7

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 20-15


T-man receives medical attention from his trainer.

Straw looks exhausted.



ROUND 3

T-man is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw annoys T-man with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+T-man takes charge with a flurry of quick punches to the ribs. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
+Straw attacks with a wild right to the solar plexus!!
-T-man tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Straw hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Straw is jabbing and laughing! T-man falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
T-man can't remember which corner is his.

Straw receives medical attention from his trainer.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-8
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom II 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-8
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom II 10-7


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-8
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom II 10-7

Straw Dork Boom II wins by a technical knockout!