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(Middleweight) Animal Parker defeated Middle Dork Boom II by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Friday, April 29, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Animal Parker!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Middle Dork Boom II!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Parker covers up.
Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Middle stuns Parker with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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Parker tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Parker tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle scores with a flurry of blows to the stomach!
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Parker tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Middle fires a series of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
Parker tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parker hits with a volley of shots to the eye.
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+Middle lands a flurry of painful blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Animal Parker landed 6 of 8 punches, and Middle Dork Boom II landed 15 of 24 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-9


Parker doesn't even want to rest!

Middle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 2

Parker covers up.
Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Parker tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
Parker tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Middle throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Parker deftly avoits it.
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-Middle attempts a flurry of blows to the chest, but Parker escapes.
+Middle suprises Parker with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Parker laughs!
+Middle pokes Parker with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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Parker tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parker suprises Middle with a barrage of wild punches to the temple.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Animal Parker landed 7 of 8 punches, and Middle Dork Boom II landed 11 of 21 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II is winning the fight 20-18


Parker doesn't even want to rest!

Middle is slowing down.



ROUND 3

Parker covers up.
Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Parker tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Middle attempts a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Parker steps aside.
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+Parker throws a series of punches to the chin. Middle ignores it.
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Parker tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Parker tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle grazes Parker with a barrage of blows to the ribs!
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-Middle lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Middle lashes out with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Animal Parker landed 8 of 8 punches, and Middle Dork Boom II landed 8 of 22 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II is winning the fight 30-27


Parker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Middle receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 4

Parker covers up.
Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Parker tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Middle attempts a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Parker lands a barrage of blows to the jaw. Parker attacks like a wild man! Middle seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Animal Parker wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Parker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Middle can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9

Animal Parker wins by a technical knockout!