Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Return of the Beer defeated WTFH!!! by disqualification in round 1.Match Wednesday, April 13, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 97 pounds (44 kilograms) is WTFH!!!!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Return of the Beer!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Return clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Wtfh!!! shakes Return with a glancing hook to the nose!! Return laughs!
+Wtfh!!! punches Return with a cross to the jaw. Return sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Wtfh!!! lands a tremendous blow to the temple and Return goes down!!
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Return struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Return tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wtfh!!! slams Return with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
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+Return rocks Wtfh!!! with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Wtfh!!! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Return lands a bone crushing right hook and Wtfh!!!'s legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Wtfh!!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Return jars Wtfh!!! with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
Return lands a terrific right blow to the head and Wtfh!!! hurtles to the canvas!!
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Wtfh!!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Return tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Return tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wtfh!!! tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wtfh!!! fires a barrage of light punches to the mouth.
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Return tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Return tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Return throws a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Wtfh!!! hammers Return with a blow to the groin! Return of the Beer pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Return of the Beer wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Wtfh!!! looks exhausted.
Return can't remember which corner is his. He has a bloody lip.
Return of the Beer wins by a foul!
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