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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Manny "T-Man" Pacquiao by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Monday, April 11, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 92 pounds (42 kilograms) is Manny "T-Man" Pacquiao!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

T-man is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+T-man scores with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw pounds T-man with a hard straight right to the ribs.
Straw lands a mighty uppercut and T-man drops like a stone!!

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SIX
T-man struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+T-man whacks Straw with a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
+Straw connects with a straight right to the chest.
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+Straw annoys T-man with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach! T-man laughs!
Straw lands a vicious right haymaker and T-man drops like a stone!!

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T-man struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+T-man hits with a pair of stinging punches to the chin. Straw is hurt!
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-T-man lunges with a sweeping right to the head, but comes up empty.
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+T-man takes charge with a series of furious punches to the eye.
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-Straw throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but T-man ties him up.
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-Straw tries a series of right shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
+T-man punches Straw with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Straw hits with a heavy right to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Manny "T-Man" Pacquiao landed 22 of 33 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 11 of 24 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-7

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-7


T-man is obviously tired.

Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 2

T-man is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw lunges with a series of left shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
+T-man annoys Straw with a flurry of nasty punches to the face.
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-T-man lunges with a pair of right punches to the face, but falls short.
+Straw pokes T-man with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus.
Straw lands a mighty right cross to the jaw and T-man goes down!!

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SIX
T-man struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Straw drills T-man with a volley of nice blows to the stomach. T-man sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Straw drills T-man with a pair of light punches to the stomach!! T-man sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+T-man wakes up the fans with a mean uppercut to the head! Straw quickly recovers.
+T-man throws a volley of painful punches to the head. Straw asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-T-man throws a series of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+T-man grazes Straw with a pair of punches to the eye.
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+T-man fires a series of punches to the head!!
+T-man tags Straw with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+T-man rocks Straw with a uppercut to the nose.
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-T-man attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but Straw quickly backs away.
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+T-man connects with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw. Straw asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Straw attempts a flurry of shots to the ribs, but T-man steps aside and laughs.
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+T-man jars Straw with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Straw punches T-man with a barrage of blows to the stomach! T-man retreats to the far corner.
Straw lands a resounding left smash to the jaw and T-man's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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FIVE
T-man struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Manny "T-Man" Pacquiao landed 31 of 56 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 11 of 24 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-7

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 20-14


T-man can't remember which corner is his.

Straw looks exhausted.



ROUND 3

T-man is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+T-man hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+T-man scores with a pair of solid blows to the ribs.
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw jolts T-man with a loud jab to the chest. T-man beats a hasty retreat. Straw is jabbing and laughing! T-man is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
T-man can't remember which corner is his.

Straw receives medical attention from his trainer.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-7
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom II 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-7
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom II 10-7


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-7
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom II 10-7

Straw Dork Boom II wins by a technical knockout!