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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Founders KBS by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, March 21, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 65 pounds (29 kilograms) is Founders KBS!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Founders tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of punches to the face.
-Founders attempts a jab to the temple, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a pair of combinations to the nose.
Dorkness 1 lands a ferocious right uppercut and Founders drops like a stone!!

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Founders struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Founders charges with a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
+Founders attacks with a flurry of combinations to the nose.
Founders lands a cruel right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 falls to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 pounds Founders with a jab to the eye.
+Dorkness 1 tosses a barrage of vicious combinations to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a lightning hook and Founders staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool.

Founders collapses limply onto his stool.





Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!