Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Rockness Monster defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.Match Saturday, March 12, 2022In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Rockness Monster!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Censored tosses a volley of furious punches to the chest.
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+Monster throws a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Monster smacks Censored with a volley of punches to the nose.
-Censored fires a flurry of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Censored hits Monster with a roundhouse to the temple. Monster sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Censored grazes Monster with a flurry of strong punches to the chest!
-Censored lashes out with a left right to the chest, but to no avail.
+Monster smacks Censored with a series of painful punches to the stomach!
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-Censored throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Censored throws a cross to the ribs, but Monster ties him up.
+Monster attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Monster tags Censored with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
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-Censored throws a series of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Censored backs up Monster with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Monster hits Censored with a flurry of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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+Monster belts Censored with a volley of punches to the jaw. Monster smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Censored falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Rockness Monster wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Monster collapses limply onto his stool.
Censored can't remember which corner is his.
Rockness Monster wins by a technical knockout!
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