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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Manny "T-Man" Pacquiao by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Monday, February 28, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 92 pounds (42 kilograms) is Manny "T-Man" Pacquiao!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

T-man is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw pounds T-man with a off balance straight right to the stomach.
+Straw pummels T-man with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach.
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+T-man suprises Straw with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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-Straw lunges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+T-man attacks with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
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-Straw attempts a pair of left shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-T-man lunges with a pair of right blows to the head, but comes up empty.
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+T-man hits with a pair of commanding blows to the jaw.
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+T-man whacks Straw with a barrage of nasty punches to the temple. Straw beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Manny "T-Man" Pacquiao landed 23 of 36 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 11 of 23 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-9


T-man grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 2

T-man is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-T-man probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+T-man punches Straw with a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
+T-man attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw charges with a series of right blows to the ribs, but T-man beats a hasty retreat.
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+T-man scores with a roundhouse to the head.
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+T-man hits with a hard left to the jaw!
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+T-man lands a flurry of commanding punches to the head. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+T-man lashes out with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-T-man lashes out with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Straw narrowly avoids it
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw hits with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs. T-man sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Straw lands a vicious left smash to the jaw and T-man is knocked down!!

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T-man struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Straw tries a volley of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+T-man pops Straw with a nasty jab to the face.
T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Straw fires a barrage of nice blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Manny "T-Man" Pacquiao landed 39 of 59 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 10 of 23 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-8

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 20-17


T-man collapses limply onto his stool.

Straw looks exhausted.



ROUND 3

T-man is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+T-man strikes with a series of mean blows to the chest. Straw doesn't notice.
+T-man throws a barrage of furious punches to the stomach!! Straw shakes his head to clear it.
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+Straw hits with a volley of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-T-man paws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+T-man hits with a nice jab to the ribs.
+Straw solidly lands a pair of blows to the chest.
-T-man lunges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses.
T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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T-man tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Straw probes with a series of right shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Straw lunges with a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Straw clocks T-man with a barrage of blows to the chest. T-man hangs on until the referee breaks them up. Straw sees his chance -- he's pounding away! T-man collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
T-man can't remember which corner is his.

Straw receives medical attention from his trainer.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom II 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom II 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom II 10-8

Straw Dork Boom II wins by a technical knockout!