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(Super-Welterweight) Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom defeated Nolan Nadelson AAA by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Thursday, February 3, 2022

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Nolan Nadelson AAA!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkdom grazes Nolan with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach.
+Dorkdom annoys Nolan with a volley of wild blows to the chest.
Dorkdom lands a powerful hook and Nolan falls to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Nolan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Nolan catches Dorkdom with a volley of shots to the mouth. Dorkdom doesn't notice.
-Nolan launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkdom grazes Nolan with a off balance jab to the solar plexus.
Dorkdom lands a mighty right cross to the jaw and Nolan hurtles to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Nolan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkdom hits with a pair of painful punches to the stomach.
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-Nolan throws a pair of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkdom tattoos Nolan with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Nolan attacks with a sweeping right to the temple. Dorkdom gets mad!
+Nolan stuns Dorkdom with a series of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Nolan lashes out with a barrage of loud shots to the chest.
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+Nolan belts Dorkdom with a barrage of punches to the face!
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+Dorkdom nails Nolan with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Nolan beats a hasty retreat.
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-Nolan tries a volley of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkdom attacks with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Nolan lunges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Nolan throws a series of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Nolan lands a barrage of shots to the jaw. Dorkdom ignores it.
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+Nolan connects with a glancing jab to the face.
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-Dorkdom fires a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Nolan beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkdom launches a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Nolan takes it in the forearms.
+Nolan hits with a volley of punches to the jaw. Dorkdom asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dorkdom solidly lands a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
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-Nolan probes with a series of right punches to the chin, but misses.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 29 of 40 punches, and Nolan Nadelson AAA landed 40 of 76 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-7

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 10-7


Dorkdom collapses limply onto his stool.

Nolan can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 2

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkdom pounds Nolan with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkdom throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Dorkdom thumps Nolan with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
Dorkdom lands a quick right uppercut and Nolan lands flat on his back!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Nolan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom backs up Nolan with a series of vicious punches to the stomach!! Dorkdom strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Nolan starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkdom can't remember which corner is his.

Nolan can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-7

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom wins by a technical knockout!