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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Lord of Shatterskull Pass by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, December 6, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 99 pounds (45 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Lord connects with a pair of quick punches to the nose.
+Straw wakes up the fans with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Straw attacks with a volley of mean shots to the chest.
+Straw catches Lord with a pair of punches to the chest.
Straw lands a tremendous right cross to the jaw and Lord collapses!!

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Lord struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Lord tags Straw with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
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+Straw staggers Lord with a volley of blows to the ribs.
Straw lands a devestating hook and Lord is knocked off his feet!!

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Lord struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Straw attempts a right to the stomach, but falls short.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries to land a volley of right blows to the ribs, but misses.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw solidly lands a series of nasty blows to the ribs. Lord laughs!
Straw lands a beautiful right smash to the jaw and Lord lands flat on his back!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw is obviously tired.

Lord can't remember which corner is his.





Straw Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!