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(Heavyweight) Hamilton "lover boy" Mason defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, November 27, 2021

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 364 pounds (165 kilograms) is Hamilton "lover boy" Mason!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Censored fires a series of punches to the head, but Lover Boy ducks.
-Censored lashes out with a series of blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Censored fires a flurry of stiff punches to the chin. Lover Boy is hurt!
+Censored catches Lover Boy with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Lover Boy gets mad!
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Censored tosses a series of wild punches to the chest. Lover Boy covers up.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Lover Boy probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Censored probes with a uppercut to the nose, but Lover Boy ducks.
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+Censored tosses a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Censored paws a left jab to the chin, but is ineffective.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Lover Boy throws a uppercut to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Lover Boy hits with a barrage of nasty shots to the chest. Lover Boy drops his guard and pounds away! Censored falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Censored can't remember which corner is his.

Lover Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a technical knockout!