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(Strawweight) Dung Eater defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, October 4, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Eater fights inside. (inside)

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+Eater hits Dorkness 1 with a volley of shots to the eye!!
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+Eater lands a barrage of blows to the nose!! Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Eater lands a bone crushing cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
Dung Eater wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.

Eater is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye.





Dung Eater wins by a knockout!