Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) ."Dana Dameson". defeated Straw Dork Boom III by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Monday, September 20, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 97 pounds (44 kilograms) is ."Dana Dameson".!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dana Dameson backpedals and jabs.
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Straw throws a series of left combinations to the face, but misses.
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+Straw scores with a pair of powerful combinations to the eye. Dana Dameson sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Straw tosses Dana Dameson with a bite to the ear! Boo! Boo!
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-Straw probes with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Dana Dameson escapes.
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+Straw scores with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
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-Straw throws a barrage of combinations to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
."Dana Dameson". landed 5 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 11 of 35 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 10-9
Dana Dameson doesn't want to stop fighting!
Straw looks exhausted.
ROUND 2
Dana Dameson backpedals and jabs.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dana Dameson tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dana Dameson tosses a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dana Dameson tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dana Dameson tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dana Dameson connects with a pair of punches to the stomach.
Dana Dameson lands a ferocious smash to the jaw and Straw's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dana Dameson drills Straw with a series of punches to the ribs.
Dana Dameson lands a brutal smash to the jaw and Straw falls senseless!!
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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dana Dameson annoys Straw with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Dana Dameson is raining blows! Straw falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
."Dana Dameson". wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dana Dameson doesn't want to stop fighting!
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
."Dana Dameson". wins by a technical knockout!
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