Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated The Edge by unanimous decision: 115-112, 114-113, 115-112.Match Tuesday, September 7, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 116 pounds (53 kilograms) is The Edge!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 3 tags The Edge with a flurry of painful shots to the solar plexus!
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+The Edge attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 3 falls against the ropes!
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-Dorkness 3 launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a hook to the ribs, but The Edge narrowly avoids it
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+The Edge connects with a stinging left to the eye.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge fires a cross to the head! Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge jars Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the eye.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 smacks The Edge with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 25 punches, and The Edge landed 28 of 34 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Edge doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but The Edge ties him up.
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+The Edge annoys Dorkness 3 with a glancing hook to the solar plexus.
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+The Edge hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge attacks with a series of glancing punches to the stomach! Dorkness 3 backpedals to his own corner.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 wallops The Edge with a hook to the chest.
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+The Edge hits with a pair of punches to the ribs! Dorkness 3 doesn't seem bothered.
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+The Edge annoys Dorkness 3 with a pair of light punches to the chest.
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+The Edge pokes Dorkness 3 with a series of stiff punches to the stomach!
+Dorkness 3 attacks with a series of punches to the ribs. The Edge sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 23 punches, and The Edge landed 33 of 33 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Edge doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Edge thumps Dorkness 3 with a pair of glancing shots to the stomach.
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+The Edge belts Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a series of left blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Dorkness 3 annoys The Edge with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+The Edge fires a series of vicious punches to the ribs.
+The Edge pounds Dorkness 3 with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 3 lashes out with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs. The Edge grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 25 punches, and The Edge landed 28 of 32 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Edge doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Edge takes charge with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Edge attacks with a volley of wild shots to the stomach. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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+The Edge connects with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a flurry of right shots to the chest, but The Edge ducks.
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+Dorkness 3 thumps The Edge with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a right hook to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 3 tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but The Edge backs out of it.
+The Edge smashes Dorkness 3 with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs!
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge tosses a flurry of painful punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 23 punches, and The Edge landed 26 of 31 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
The Edge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but The Edge ducks.
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+The Edge hits Dorkness 3 with a series of off balance punches to the chest.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a right hook to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Edge hits with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+The Edge tags Dorkness 3 with a barrage of solid punches to the chest.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 tags The Edge with a volley of light blows to the ribs.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 attacks with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 clocks The Edge with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
-Dorkness 3 tries to land a series of blows to the solar plexus, but The Edge ties him up.
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+The Edge suprises Dorkness 3 with a loud sweeping right to the ribs.
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+The Edge jolts Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 41 punches, and The Edge landed 25 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 49-46
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
The Edge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Edge fires a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a right right to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+The Edge thumps Dorkness 3 with a volley of stiff punches to the chest.
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+The Edge hits with a stinging straight right to the chest.
+Dorkness 3 wallops The Edge with a flurry of heavy shots to the ribs.
+Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of furious blows to the stomach.
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-The Edge lunges with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Dorkness 3 quickly backs away.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but The Edge ties him up.
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+The Edge thumps Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the chest. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 3 smacks The Edge with a hook to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+The Edge lashes out with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 16 of 42 punches, and The Edge landed 26 of 33 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 59-55
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
The Edge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+The Edge punches Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+The Edge tosses a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge staggers Dorkness 3 with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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+The Edge lashes out with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a series of quick shots to the ribs.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Edge hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 3 staggers The Edge with a series of stiff punches to the ribs!
-Dorkness 3 launches a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Edge hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a series of shots to the ribs.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a volley of right shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Edge attacks with a series of solid shots to the solar plexus! Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Edge fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 3 narrowly avoids it
-Dorkness 3 probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but The Edge escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 38 punches, and The Edge landed 25 of 28 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 68-65
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
The Edge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a left right to the stomach, but The Edge deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with a hook to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a volley of right shots to the chest, but The Edge hides behind his gloves.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge throws a light roundhouse to the stomach.
-Dorkness 3 tries a pair of shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+The Edge rocks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest.
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+The Edge punches Dorkness 3 with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Edge punches Dorkness 3 with a loud jab to the ribs.
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+The Edge stuns Dorkness 3 with a barrage of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 tosses a left to the solar plexus. The Edge sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 belts The Edge with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach. The Edge backpedals to his own corner.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 40 punches, and The Edge landed 23 of 30 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 77-75
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Edge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 3 throws a left hook to the stomach, but The Edge beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+The Edge drills Dorkness 3 with a series of furious punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 3 punches The Edge with a barrage of painful blows to the chest!!
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-The Edge fires a left to the chin, but Dorkness 3 escapes.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge takes charge with a volley of quick punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+The Edge tosses a flurry of wild punches to the temple. Dorkness 3 ignores it.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a volley of right punches to the chest, but The Edge escapes.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+The Edge tosses a volley of punches to the face.
+Dorkness 3 solidly lands a volley of shots to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a right jab to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 3 whacks The Edge with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 38 punches, and The Edge landed 27 of 35 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 86-85
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Edge is obviously tired.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge pounds Dorkness 3 with a series of furious punches to the eye.
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+The Edge throws a left to the jaw.
-The Edge tries a pair of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 3 shakes The Edge with a flurry of solid blows to the stomach.
+Dorkness 3 fires a pair of stiff blows to the chest. The Edge gets mad!
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+The Edge jars Dorkness 3 with a flurry of blows to the jaw. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a series of right blows to the ribs, but The Edge quickly backs away.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a series of blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 smacks The Edge with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus. The Edge hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+The Edge fires a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 40 punches, and The Edge landed 27 of 39 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 96-94
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Edge is obviously tired.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 3 strikes with a barrage of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a series of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+The Edge strikes with a series of vicious shots to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 3 catches The Edge with a volley of shots to the chest.
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+The Edge hurts Dorkness 3 with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
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-The Edge probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Dorkness 3 takes it in the forearms.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a series of furious shots to the stomach.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Edge launches a volley of right blows to the face, but Dorkness 3 escapes.
-The Edge fires a series of punches to the eye, but misses.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a sweeping right to the ribs, but misses.
-The Edge probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+The Edge fires a powerful left to the nose. Dorkness 3 covers up.
+The Edge smashes Dorkness 3 with a series of furious punches to the chin.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but The Edge escapes.
+Dorkness 3 lands a off balance hook to the chest. The Edge gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 39 punches, and The Edge landed 31 of 48 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 105-104
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Edge is slowing down.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+The Edge attacks with a series of nice punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 3 smacks The Edge with a flurry of wild punches to the nose. The Edge beats a hasty retreat.
Dorkness 3 lands a tremendous hook and The Edge bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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The Edge struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Edge whacks Dorkness 3 with a volley of mean punches to the nose. Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+The Edge hits with a series of powerful blows to the face.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a flurry of right blows to the face, but The Edge steps aside.
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+The Edge connects with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
+The Edge wallops Dorkness 3 with a pair of powerful shots to the nose!
+Dorkness 3 lands a volley of light blows to the head. The Edge is hurt!
+The Edge drills Dorkness 3 with a series of loud punches to the face. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a pair of blows to the eye.
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+The Edge punches Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but The Edge beats a hasty retreat.
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+The Edge hurts Dorkness 3 with a series of commanding punches to the eye. Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
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+The Edge pokes Dorkness 3 with a volley of loud punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 3 nails The Edge with a cross to the mouth.
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+The Edge slams Dorkness 3 with a heavy straight right to the head. Dorkness 3 quickly recovers.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 20 of 40 punches, and The Edge landed 46 of 46 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 114-113
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Edge is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: The Edge 10-9
Round 2: The Edge 10-9
Round 3: The Edge 10-9
Round 4: The Edge 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: The Edge 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 3 115-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: The Edge 10-9
Round 2: The Edge 10-9
Round 3: The Edge 10-9
Round 4: The Edge 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: The Edge 10-9
Round 11: The Edge 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 3 114-113
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: The Edge 10-9
Round 2: The Edge 10-9
Round 3: The Edge 10-9
Round 4: The Edge 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: The Edge 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 3 115-112
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by decision!
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