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(Strawweight) "Ariana Santos" defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Monday, September 6, 2021

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is "Ariana Santos"!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Ariana Santos backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Dorkness 1 paws a series of combinations to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a flurry of left combinations to the jaw, but Ariana Santos escapes.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of shots to the head, but Ariana Santos steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 1 jars Ariana Santos with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a light combination to the face.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of combinations to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a flurry of furious combinations to the face. Ariana Santos laughs!
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+Ariana Santos slams Dorkness 1 with a series of furious punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Ariana Santos" landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 34 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9


Ariana Santos doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.



ROUND 2

Ariana Santos backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Ariana Santos belts Dorkness 1 with a combination to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but Ariana Santos steps aside and laughs.
+Ariana Santos lands a cross to the ribs.
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+Ariana Santos lashes out with a series of punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain. Ariana Santos is raining blows! Dorkness 1 collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
"Ariana Santos" wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Ariana Santos doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9

"Ariana Santos" wins by a technical knockout!