Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Monday, August 2, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dine&dash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dine&dash hits with a flurry of light blows to the jaw.
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+Dine&dash attacks with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 wallops Dine&dash with a flurry of light combinations to the jaw.
-Dine&dash throws a series of left shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Dine&dash with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 drills Dine&dash with a volley of vicious combinations to the head.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dine&dash belts Dorkness 1 with a blow to the groin! Boo! Boo!
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Dine&dash with a series of solid combinations to the eye. Dine&dash hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Dine&dash with a strong combination to the face.
Dorkness 1 lands a brutal uppercut and Dine&dash lands flat on his back!!
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Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dine&dash rocks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of shots to the eye.
Dine&dash lands a cruel left cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 is knocked down!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 nails Dine&dash with a flurry of nasty combinations to the eye. Dine&dash gets mad!
Dorkness 1 lands a sudden left haymaker and Dine&dash drops like a stone!!
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Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dine&dash connects with a hook to the face. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a straight right to the chin!
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-Dorkness 1 fires a right left to the mouth, but Dine&dash quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a jab to the mouth, but Dine&dash steps aside and laughs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 jolts Dine&dash with a volley of vicious punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 19 of 34 punches, and Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle landed 7 of 16 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.
Dine&dash doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dine&dash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dine&dash shakes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of furious punches to the face!
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+Dorkness 1 lands a barrage of shots to the stomach!!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dine&dash launches a flurry of right combinations to the eye, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
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+Dine&dash attacks with a series of combinations to the nose. Dine&dash is raining blows! Dorkness 1 can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Dine&dash doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle wins by a technical knockout!
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