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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Mega Dwarf by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, May 10, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Mega Dwarf!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Dwarf lands a flurry of loud punches to the eye.
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-Dwarf probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a barrage of light punches to the face.
Dorkness 1 lands a resounding right blow to the temple and Dwarf goes down!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dwarf can't remember which corner is his.

Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer.





Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!