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Public Fight Report Match Monday, May 10, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Eater fights inside. (inside) Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) ... ... +Straw hits Eater with a pair of combinations to the head. Straw lands a powerful smash to the jaw and Eater bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Eater struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... +Eater fires a flurry of furious punches to the nose. Straw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" Eater lands a mighty right cross to the jaw and Straw's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Dung Eater wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Eater is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip. Straw can't remember which corner is his. Dung Eater wins by a knockout!