Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Michael "Dynamite" Jokes defeated Mr Selfdestruct by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Wednesday, March 31, 1999In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Michael "Dynamite" Jokes!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Mr Selfdestruct!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dynamite is using the ring. (using the ring)
Selfdestruct backpedals and jabs.
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-Dynamite charges with a uppercut to the chest, but Selfdestruct deftly avoits it.
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+Dynamite tattoos Selfdestruct with a glancing sweeping right to the stomach.
+Selfdestruct tattoos Dynamite with a off balance jab to the nose.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Selfdestruct pounds Dynamite with a series of punches to the mouth. Dynamite backpedals to his own corner.
+Dynamite lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Selfdestruct strikes with a volley of punches to the stomach. Dynamite is hurt!
+Dynamite tags Selfdestruct with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dynamite punches Selfdestruct with a series of stinging punches to the stomach. Selfdestruct backpedals to his own corner.
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+Selfdestruct pops Dynamite with a volley of wild punches to the ribs.
+Dynamite scores with a flurry of punches to the chest. Selfdestruct doesn't seem bothered.
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+Selfdestruct jars Dynamite with a series of punches to the chest. Dynamite shakes his head to clear it.
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+Selfdestruct hits Dynamite with a volley of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Dynamite lands a barrage of mean shots to the ribs. Selfdestruct sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Selfdestruct throws a volley of punches to the face.
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+Selfdestruct wakes up the fans with a volley of powerful punches to the eye. Dynamite grimaces in pain.
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+Selfdestruct annoys Dynamite with a series of punches to the face. Dynamite hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Selfdestruct attacks with a volley of powerful punches to the nose.
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-Dynamite lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Selfdestruct throws a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
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-Selfdestruct throws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 35 of 46 punches, and Mr Selfdestruct landed 61 of 65 punches.
Mr Selfdestruct won the round 10-9
Mr Selfdestruct is winning the fight 10-9
Dynamite doesn't want to stop fighting!
Selfdestruct doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dynamite is using the ring. (using the ring)
Selfdestruct backpedals and jabs.
+Selfdestruct fires a stinging jab to the stomach!
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+Dynamite punches Selfdestruct with a volley of stiff punches to the chest.
+Selfdestruct grazes Dynamite with a series of glancing punches to the temple. Dynamite hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Selfdestruct nails Dynamite with a painful hook to the mouth. Dynamite seems wobbly!
+Dynamite lands a flurry of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Dynamite clocks Selfdestruct with a pair of hard punches to the eye. Selfdestruct sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Selfdestruct lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but Dynamite escapes.
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+Selfdestruct lands a pair of punches to the face. Dynamite sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dynamite pokes Selfdestruct with a barrage of light punches to the nose!!
-Dynamite throws a right to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Selfdestruct fires a strong jab to the temple.
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+Selfdestruct nails Dynamite with a volley of mean punches to the head.
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+Dynamite lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Dynamite pounds Selfdestruct with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Selfdestruct tags Dynamite with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Selfdestruct wakes up the fans with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye!!
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+Selfdestruct hits with a flurry of quick punches to the temple.
+Dynamite pounds Selfdestruct with a volley of furious punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Selfdestruct attacks with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin!
+Dynamite tosses a quick jab to the jaw. Selfdestruct shakes his head to clear it.
+Dynamite belts Selfdestruct with a series of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Selfdestruct charges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+Dynamite drills Selfdestruct with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Dynamite annoys Selfdestruct with a straight right to the mouth. Selfdestruct sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 59 of 60 punches, and Mr Selfdestruct landed 58 of 67 punches.
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dynamite doesn't want to stop fighting!
Selfdestruct doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dynamite is using the ring. (using the ring)
Selfdestruct clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Selfdestruct lashes out with a right roundhouse to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Dynamite takes charge with a pair of punches to the stomach. Selfdestruct hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dynamite lashes out with a painful jab to the chest!! Selfdestruct grimaces in pain.
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+Dynamite solidly lands a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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-Selfdestruct attempts a pair of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Selfdestruct hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamite annoys Selfdestruct with a nasty jab to the solar plexus.
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+Dynamite fires a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
+Dynamite belts Selfdestruct with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
+Selfdestruct hits with a series of strong blows to the stomach. Dynamite beats a hasty retreat.
Dynamite tries to attack, but Selfdestruct hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Selfdestruct staggers Dynamite with a series of furious blows to the solar plexus.
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+Selfdestruct fires a volley of off balance blows to the chest! Dynamite hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dynamite hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Selfdestruct jars Dynamite with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 40 of 41 punches, and Mr Selfdestruct landed 20 of 33 punches.
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes won the round 10-9
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes is winning the fight 29-28
Dynamite doesn't even want to rest!
Selfdestruct doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dynamite is using the ring. (using the ring)
Selfdestruct clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Selfdestruct tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but Dynamite ties him up.
+Selfdestruct tosses a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Dynamite pokes Selfdestruct with a volley of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Dynamite tags Selfdestruct with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dynamite throws a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Dynamite jars Selfdestruct with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
+Dynamite fires a series of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Selfdestruct hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Selfdestruct lands a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dynamite annoys Selfdestruct with a series of vicious punches to the ribs.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Selfdestruct hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamite fires a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Selfdestruct paws a volley of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Dynamite scores with a series of blows to the chest. Selfdestruct hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dynamite tags Selfdestruct with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Selfdestruct lands a pair of strong shots to the ribs!!
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+Dynamite clocks Selfdestruct with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Dynamite fires a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Selfdestruct annoys Dynamite with a volley of stiff blows to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 37 of 37 punches, and Mr Selfdestruct landed 19 of 32 punches.
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes won the round 10-9
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes is winning the fight 39-37
Dynamite doesn't even want to rest!
Selfdestruct remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Dynamite is using the ring. (using the ring)
Selfdestruct clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Selfdestruct fires a volley of vicious blows to the stomach!
Dynamite tries to attack, but Selfdestruct hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Selfdestruct hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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-Selfdestruct charges with a pair of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Selfdestruct suprises Dynamite with a volley of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dynamite tags Selfdestruct with a series of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Dynamite throws a series of wild punches to the stomach! Selfdestruct laughs!
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+Selfdestruct suprises Dynamite with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
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-Selfdestruct attacks with a series of left shots to the ribs, but Dynamite steps aside.
-Dynamite lunges with a left hook to the solar plexus, but Selfdestruct steps aside and laughs.
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+Dynamite nails Selfdestruct with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Selfdestruct falls against the ropes!
+Dynamite belts Selfdestruct with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 34 of 41 punches, and Mr Selfdestruct landed 16 of 32 punches.
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes won the round 10-9
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes is winning the fight 49-46
Dynamite remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Selfdestruct remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dynamite is using the ring. (using the ring)
Selfdestruct clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dynamite nails Selfdestruct with a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Dynamite slams Selfdestruct with a glancing jab to the solar plexus.
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+Selfdestruct attacks with a volley of blows to the stomach.
+ The fighters swap shots to the eye.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Selfdestruct hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Selfdestruct lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Dynamite steps aside.
Dynamite tries to attack, but Selfdestruct hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamite slams Selfdestruct with a pair of shots to the chest.
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-Selfdestruct throws a series of shots to the stomach, but Dynamite steps aside.
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+Dynamite drills Selfdestruct with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach!
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+Dynamite throws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
+Selfdestruct smashes Dynamite with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach.
+Selfdestruct wakes up the fans with a barrage of vicious shots to the ribs.
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-Dynamite charges with a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Selfdestruct backs out of it.
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+Selfdestruct hits with a quick straight right to the ribs.
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+Dynamite connects with a pair of punches to the ribs. Selfdestruct sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 33 of 40 punches, and Mr Selfdestruct landed 20 of 33 punches.
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes won the round 10-9
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes is winning the fight 59-55
Dynamite remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Selfdestruct remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Dynamite is using the ring. (using the ring)
Selfdestruct stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
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+Selfdestruct stuns Dynamite with a barrage of glancing punches to the face.
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+Selfdestruct hits Dynamite with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Dynamite shakes his head to clear it.
+Dynamite annoys Selfdestruct with a volley of punches to the chest.
-Selfdestruct paws a series of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Selfdestruct fires a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach. Dynamite doesn't seem bothered.
+Selfdestruct lands a roundhouse to the temple. Dynamite seems wobbly!
+Selfdestruct fires a barrage of wild punches to the face.
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+Selfdestruct whacks Dynamite with a painful right to the ribs. Dynamite seems wobbly!
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+Selfdestruct fires a quick jab to the stomach.
+Dynamite connects with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Dynamite tosses a pair of mean punches to the chest.
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-Selfdestruct throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Selfdestruct backs up Dynamite with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Selfdestruct smashes Dynamite with a volley of punches to the face.
+Selfdestruct wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dynamite tattoos Selfdestruct with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
-Selfdestruct throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Dynamite catches Selfdestruct with a nice left to the ribs.
-Dynamite fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Selfdestruct whacks Dynamite with a series of nice punches to the nose.
+Selfdestruct takes charge with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Selfdestruct smashes Dynamite with a barrage of punches to the nose!!
+Selfdestruct drills Dynamite with a series of glancing punches to the stomach!
+Selfdestruct hits Dynamite with a series of loud punches to the head. Dynamite laughs!
+Selfdestruct jars Dynamite with a volley of strong shots to the face.
-Selfdestruct probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Selfdestruct lashes out with a series of powerful punches to the nose.
+Selfdestruct hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw. Dynamite falls against the ropes!
+Selfdestruct hurts Dynamite with a hard jab to the head.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 29 of 41 punches, and Mr Selfdestruct landed 78 of 100 punches.
Mr Selfdestruct won the round 10-9
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes is winning the fight 68-65
Dynamite remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Selfdestruct grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Dynamite is using the ring. (using the ring)
Selfdestruct stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
+Selfdestruct fires a flurry of blows to the nose.
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-Selfdestruct attacks with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Dynamite steps aside.
+Dynamite punches Selfdestruct with a mean jab to the chest. Selfdestruct is hurt!
+Selfdestruct wallops Dynamite with a uppercut to the temple.
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-Selfdestruct tries to land a pair of punches to the nose, but Dynamite beats a hasty retreat.
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+Selfdestruct hammers Dynamite with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
+Dynamite nails Selfdestruct with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs!!
+Selfdestruct throws a series of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Selfdestruct smashes Dynamite with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw.
+Selfdestruct takes charge with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Selfdestruct connects with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Selfdestruct tries a left cross to the head, but Dynamite escapes.
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+Dynamite lands a volley of furious punches to the stomach. Selfdestruct beats a hasty retreat.
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+Selfdestruct hits with a sweeping right to the head. Dynamite sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Selfdestruct hammers Dynamite with a straight right to the head.
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+Selfdestruct belts Dynamite with a light jab to the temple.
-Selfdestruct charges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Dynamite beats a hasty retreat.
+Selfdestruct smashes Dynamite with a series of punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
-Selfdestruct tries a series of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Selfdestruct pummels Dynamite with a series of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Selfdestruct throws a pair of solid punches to the stomach. Dynamite beats a hasty retreat.
+Selfdestruct fires a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus! Dynamite ignores it.
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+Selfdestruct tags Dynamite with a barrage of punches to the eye. Dynamite is hurt!
+Dynamite tosses a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 32 of 34 punches, and Mr Selfdestruct landed 59 of 94 punches.
Mr Selfdestruct won the round 10-9
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes is winning the fight 77-75
Dynamite remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Selfdestruct grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Dynamite is using the ring. (using the ring)
Selfdestruct stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
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+Selfdestruct punches Dynamite with a powerful straight right to the eye!!
-Selfdestruct attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Selfdestruct lands a volley of nasty punches to the mouth. Dynamite seems wobbly!
+Selfdestruct pokes Dynamite with a series of off balance punches to the face.
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+Dynamite annoys Selfdestruct with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+Dynamite annoys Selfdestruct with a wild jab to the ribs.
+Selfdestruct solidly lands a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Dynamite sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Selfdestruct drills Dynamite with a series of solid shots to the jaw.
+Selfdestruct clocks Dynamite with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Selfdestruct grazes Dynamite with a pair of mean punches to the nose.
+Dynamite smashes Selfdestruct with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Selfdestruct covers up.
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+Selfdestruct attacks with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Selfdestruct throws a vicious sweeping right to the stomach.
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+Selfdestruct drills Dynamite with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
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+Selfdestruct hits Dynamite with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach!
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-Selfdestruct charges with a jab to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dynamite fires a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus! Selfdestruct doesn't notice.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Dynamite tags Selfdestruct with a flurry of loud punches to the chest. Selfdestruct sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Selfdestruct probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Selfdestruct attempts a series of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
+Selfdestruct belts Dynamite with a strong jab to the nose.
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-Selfdestruct probes with a jab to the face, but to no avail.
+Selfdestruct tosses a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Dynamite wallops Selfdestruct with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Selfdestruct tags Dynamite with a pair of hard blows to the eye.
-Selfdestruct throws a pair of punches to the nose, but Dynamite backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 27 of 34 punches, and Mr Selfdestruct landed 62 of 101 punches.
Mr Selfdestruct won the round 10-9
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes is winning the fight 86-85
Dynamite remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Selfdestruct is obviously tired.
ROUND 10
Dynamite is using the ring. (using the ring)
Selfdestruct stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
+Selfdestruct suprises Dynamite with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Dynamite scores with a barrage of light punches to the chest.
+Selfdestruct smashes Dynamite with a pair of punches to the face.
+Dynamite smacks Selfdestruct with a light left to the nose.
-Selfdestruct lashes out with a series of left punches to the nose, but Dynamite ducks just in time.
+Dynamite wallops Selfdestruct with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Dynamite nails Selfdestruct with a series of light punches to the jaw. Selfdestruct doesn't seem bothered.
+Selfdestruct smacks Dynamite with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye!! Dynamite falls against the ropes!
+Selfdestruct scores with a series of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Selfdestruct tries a flurry of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+Selfdestruct tosses a pair of punches to the face! Dynamite doesn't notice.
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+Selfdestruct lands a volley of punches to the head. Dynamite covers up.
+Dynamite pummels Selfdestruct with a volley of painful punches to the temple!
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-Selfdestruct paws a volley of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dynamite throws a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
+Dynamite suprises Selfdestruct with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
+Dynamite backs up Selfdestruct with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Selfdestruct smashes Dynamite with a series of punches to the stomach. Dynamite sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dynamite staggers Selfdestruct with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dynamite tattoos Selfdestruct with a pair of painful punches to the chest.
+Dynamite clocks Selfdestruct with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
+Selfdestruct hammers Dynamite with a off balance straight right to the stomach.
+Selfdestruct connects with a light straight right to the chin.
+Dynamite tags Selfdestruct with a flurry of light punches to the eye!
+Selfdestruct annoys Dynamite with a pair of nice punches to the eye.
+Selfdestruct pounds Dynamite with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Selfdestruct punches Dynamite with a right to the mouth.
+Dynamite jolts Selfdestruct with a volley of wild punches to the ribs.
-Selfdestruct tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Selfdestruct attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but Dynamite stays away from it.
+Dynamite wallops Selfdestruct with a straight right to the jaw.
+Dynamite throws a off balance jab to the chin.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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-Selfdestruct attempts a series of right punches to the head, but Dynamite takes it in the forearms.
-Selfdestruct probes with a left left to the eye, but misses completely.
-Selfdestruct charges with a jab to the temple, but Dynamite stays away from it.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 74 of 74 punches, and Mr Selfdestruct landed 58 of 96 punches.
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes won the round 10-9
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes is winning the fight 96-94
Dynamite remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Selfdestruct is obviously tired.
ROUND 11
Dynamite is using the ring. (using the ring)
Selfdestruct stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
+Dynamite wakes up the fans with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth. Selfdestruct shakes his head to clear it.
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-Selfdestruct paws a pair of right punches to the nose, but Dynamite backs out of it.
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+Selfdestruct pummels Dynamite with a pair of loud punches to the temple.
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+Selfdestruct hammers Dynamite with a series of mean punches to the eye. Dynamite retreats to the far corner.
+Selfdestruct suprises Dynamite with a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Selfdestruct pounds Dynamite with a series of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Selfdestruct tattoos Dynamite with a cross to the solar plexus.
+Selfdestruct stuns Dynamite with a pair of loud punches to the chest. Dynamite asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Selfdestruct probes with a volley of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Selfdestruct takes charge with a pair of light punches to the head. Dynamite seems wobbly!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
-Selfdestruct paws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Dynamite scores with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Selfdestruct hits Dynamite with a barrage of shots to the chest!!
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+Selfdestruct scores with a series of wild punches to the chest.
-Selfdestruct throws a right straight right to the temple, but Dynamite escapes.
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-Selfdestruct attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but Dynamite covers himself well.
-Selfdestruct lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Selfdestruct solidly lands a volley of wild punches to the mouth!
-Selfdestruct charges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Dynamite scores with a wild jab to the eye.
+Selfdestruct rocks Dynamite with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple!
+Dynamite annoys Selfdestruct with a series of mean punches to the nose.
+Selfdestruct belts Dynamite with a mean cross to the jaw.
+Dynamite connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
+Dynamite tosses a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Dynamite hits with a cross to the face. Selfdestruct sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Selfdestruct attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Selfdestruct tosses a painful sweeping right to the head.
+Selfdestruct grazes Dynamite with a pair of loud punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes landed 50 of 50 punches, and Mr Selfdestruct landed 54 of 99 punches.
Mr Selfdestruct won the round 10-9
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes is winning the fight 105-104
Dynamite remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Selfdestruct is slowing down.
ROUND 12
Dynamite is using the ring. (using the ring)
Selfdestruct is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Selfdestruct probes with a volley of right hooks to the jaw, but Dynamite quickly backs away.
+Dynamite pummels Selfdestruct with a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
+Dynamite clocks Selfdestruct with a flurry of furious punches to the head. Selfdestruct doesn't seem bothered.
+Dynamite belts Selfdestruct with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth.
Dynamite lands a vicious blow to the head and Selfdestruct is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Selfdestruct struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dynamite pops Selfdestruct with a pair of quick punches to the eye. Selfdestruct is hurt!
Dynamite lands a beautiful punch in the nose and Selfdestruct falls senseless!!
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Selfdestruct struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Selfdestruct nails Dynamite with a barrage of stiff crosses to the eye.
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+Selfdestruct whacks Dynamite with a flurry of stinging blows to the eye.
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+Dynamite belts Selfdestruct with a series of blows to the face.
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+Dynamite pummels Selfdestruct with a flurry of stiff shots to the temple.
+Selfdestruct smacks Dynamite with a series of crosses to the mouth.
+Dynamite hits with a series of punches to the face.
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+Dynamite throws a glancing left to the temple!!
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+Dynamite hits with a series of hard punches to the eye.
Dynamite lands a tremendous right smash to the jaw and Selfdestruct drops like a stone!!
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He's Out!
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dynamite remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Selfdestruct looks exhausted. He has a bloody nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Mr Selfdestruct 10-9
Round 2: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 3: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 4: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 5: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 6: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 7: Mr Selfdestruct 10-9
Round 8: Mr Selfdestruct 10-9
Round 9: Mr Selfdestruct 10-9
Round 10: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 11: Mr Selfdestruct 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Mr Selfdestruct 10-9
Round 2: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 3: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 4: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 5: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 6: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 7: Mr Selfdestruct 10-9
Round 8: Mr Selfdestruct 10-9
Round 9: Mr Selfdestruct 10-9
Round 10: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 11: Mr Selfdestruct 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Mr Selfdestruct 10-9
Round 2: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 3: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 4: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 5: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 6: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 7: Mr Selfdestruct 10-9
Round 8: Mr Selfdestruct 10-9
Round 9: Mr Selfdestruct 10-9
Round 10: Michael "Dynamite" Jokes 10-9
Round 11: Mr Selfdestruct 10-9
Michael "Dynamite" Jokes wins by a knockout!
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