Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) MegaphalloDino defeated Ike Eisenhower by unanimous decision: 116-112, 115-113, 116-112.Match Wednesday, March 31, 1999In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 116 pounds (53 kilograms) is MegaphalloDino!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is Ike Eisenhower!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Megaphallodino is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Eisenhower is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Eisenhower fires a volley of punches to the eye.
+Eisenhower attacks with a left to the eye.
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+Megaphallodino slams Eisenhower with a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
+Megaphallodino punches Eisenhower with a commanding jab to the stomach.
+Eisenhower nails Megaphallodino with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach!
+Megaphallodino suprises Eisenhower with a pair of light punches to the chin.
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-Eisenhower throws a pair of punches to the chin, but Megaphallodino deftly avoits it.
+Eisenhower pokes Megaphallodino with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Eisenhower tries to land a pair of right punches to the face, but misses.
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-Eisenhower throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Megaphallodino shakes Eisenhower with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
-Eisenhower lunges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Megaphallodino escapes.
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+Eisenhower wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
MegaphalloDino landed 25 of 31 punches, and Ike Eisenhower landed 27 of 50 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Megaphallodino doesn't want to stop fighting!
Eisenhower doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Megaphallodino is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Eisenhower is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Megaphallodino fires a series of punches to the face.
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+Megaphallodino fires a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Megaphallodino tries a right jab to the face, but fails to score.
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+Megaphallodino smashes Eisenhower with a series of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Eisenhower hits Megaphallodino with a pair of solid punches to the chest. Megaphallodino sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Megaphallodino suprises Eisenhower with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Eisenhower fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Eisenhower attacks with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Eisenhower smashes Megaphallodino with a volley of powerful punches to the head. Megaphallodino asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Eisenhower attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Eisenhower lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but Megaphallodino ducks.
-Eisenhower lunges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Eisenhower thumps Megaphallodino with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Eisenhower hits Megaphallodino with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw!!
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+Megaphallodino wallops Eisenhower with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus! Eisenhower seems wobbly!
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+Eisenhower fires a barrage of glancing punches to the chest. Megaphallodino asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Megaphallodino wallops Eisenhower with a volley of glancing punches to the face! Eisenhower beats a hasty retreat.
+Megaphallodino belts Eisenhower with a pair of hard punches to the head. Eisenhower quickly recovers.
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+Megaphallodino hits with a pair of light punches to the chin. Eisenhower seems wobbly!
+Eisenhower annoys Megaphallodino with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest.
+Megaphallodino belts Eisenhower with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
MegaphalloDino landed 40 of 49 punches, and Ike Eisenhower landed 28 of 51 punches.
MegaphalloDino won the round 10-9
MegaphalloDino is winning the fight 20-19
Megaphallodino doesn't want to stop fighting!
Eisenhower doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Megaphallodino is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Eisenhower is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Megaphallodino throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Eisenhower lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but Megaphallodino blocks.
+Eisenhower annoys Megaphallodino with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
+Eisenhower throws a series of loud punches to the mouth.
+Megaphallodino hits Eisenhower with a jab to the chin.
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+Eisenhower pops Megaphallodino with a volley of punches to the ribs. Megaphallodino seems wobbly!
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+Megaphallodino throws a flurry of punches to the mouth. Eisenhower doesn't notice.
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+Eisenhower fires a stiff jab to the solar plexus. Megaphallodino asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Megaphallodino attacks with a sweeping right to the eye.
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+Megaphallodino thumps Eisenhower with a quick cross to the mouth. Eisenhower backpedals to his own corner.
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-Eisenhower attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Megaphallodino steps aside and laughs.
+Megaphallodino throws a pair of furious punches to the temple!! Eisenhower quickly recovers.
+Eisenhower wallops Megaphallodino with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Megaphallodino hits Eisenhower with a pair of punches to the chest. Eisenhower beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+Megaphallodino scores with a volley of punches to the head. Eisenhower sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Megaphallodino throws a strong sweeping right to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
MegaphalloDino landed 36 of 47 punches, and Ike Eisenhower landed 26 of 38 punches.
MegaphalloDino won the round 10-9
MegaphalloDino is winning the fight 30-28
Megaphallodino doesn't want to stop fighting!
Eisenhower doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Megaphallodino is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Eisenhower is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Eisenhower tags Megaphallodino with a flurry of wild punches to the head.
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+Megaphallodino fires a pair of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+Eisenhower stuns Megaphallodino with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw. Megaphallodino hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Eisenhower attacks with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Eisenhower fires a barrage of off balance punches to the eye!!
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+Eisenhower hammers Megaphallodino with a quick right to the ribs!
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+Megaphallodino punches Eisenhower with a roundhouse to the nose.
+Eisenhower lashes out with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Megaphallodino throws a left roundhouse to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Megaphallodino hits with a series of light punches to the chest.
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+Eisenhower wakes up the fans with a barrage of painful punches to the head.
+Eisenhower clocks Megaphallodino with a volley of hard punches to the temple!
+Eisenhower wallops Megaphallodino with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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-Eisenhower throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Megaphallodino ducks just in time.
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-Megaphallodino tries to land a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Eisenhower steps aside and laughs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
-Eisenhower tries a pair of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Megaphallodino pummels Eisenhower with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Megaphallodino solidly lands a left to the eye. Eisenhower retreats to the far corner.
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+Megaphallodino lands a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
+Eisenhower annoys Megaphallodino with a barrage of solid punches to the temple. Megaphallodino asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Megaphallodino backs up Eisenhower with a pair of mean punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
MegaphalloDino landed 38 of 46 punches, and Ike Eisenhower landed 45 of 59 punches.
Ike Eisenhower won the round 10-9
MegaphalloDino is winning the fight 39-38
Megaphallodino doesn't even want to rest!
Eisenhower doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Megaphallodino is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Eisenhower is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Megaphallodino punches Eisenhower with a pair of punches to the mouth. Eisenhower laughs!
+Megaphallodino attacks with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
+Eisenhower pummels Megaphallodino with a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Eisenhower attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but Megaphallodino takes it in the forearms.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Eisenhower punches Megaphallodino with a series of punches to the chin.
+Megaphallodino lands a pair of stiff shots to the mouth.
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+Megaphallodino grazes Eisenhower with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Megaphallodino tosses a pair of nice blows to the ribs.
+Eisenhower lands a series of punches to the chest.
+Megaphallodino lashes out with a light left to the head!! Eisenhower doesn't notice.
-Eisenhower launches a pair of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-Eisenhower lunges with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Megaphallodino backs out of it.
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+Megaphallodino grazes Eisenhower with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Eisenhower hits with a pair of heavy punches to the face.
+Eisenhower hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Eisenhower hits with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
+Megaphallodino rocks Eisenhower with a flurry of punches to the head. Eisenhower is hurt!
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-Eisenhower paws a pair of left punches to the nose, but Megaphallodino escapes.
+Eisenhower hits with a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
+Megaphallodino whacks Eisenhower with a stiff jab to the nose.
+Eisenhower hits with a pair of shots to the eye.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Eisenhower pummels Megaphallodino with a furious cross to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
MegaphalloDino landed 57 of 63 punches, and Ike Eisenhower landed 47 of 67 punches.
MegaphalloDino won the round 10-9
MegaphalloDino is winning the fight 49-47
Megaphallodino doesn't even want to rest!
Eisenhower remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Megaphallodino is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Eisenhower is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Eisenhower fires Megaphallodino with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Megaphallodino stuns Eisenhower with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Megaphallodino rocks Eisenhower with a flurry of off balance punches to the chin.
+Megaphallodino tattoos Eisenhower with a barrage of punches to the face!!
+Megaphallodino pounds Eisenhower with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth. Eisenhower doesn't seem bothered.
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+Megaphallodino rocks Eisenhower with a series of punches to the face. Eisenhower backpedals to his own corner.
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+Megaphallodino lands a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
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+Megaphallodino belts Eisenhower with a pair of hard blows to the ribs.
+Megaphallodino thumps Eisenhower with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Megaphallodino suprises Eisenhower with a jab to the face.
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+Megaphallodino jolts Eisenhower with a series of strong punches to the ribs.
+Eisenhower attacks with a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Megaphallodino throws a series of quick punches to the head! Eisenhower grimaces in pain.
+Megaphallodino pummels Eisenhower with a volley of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
MegaphalloDino landed 61 of 62 punches, and Ike Eisenhower landed 5 of 8 punches.
MegaphalloDino won the round 10-9
MegaphalloDino is winning the fight 59-56
Megaphallodino doesn't even want to rest!
Eisenhower remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Megaphallodino is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Eisenhower moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Eisenhower pokes Megaphallodino with a solid jab to the head. Megaphallodino ignores it.
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+Megaphallodino hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Eisenhower hurts Megaphallodino with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Megaphallodino stuns Eisenhower with a volley of powerful punches to the nose.
+Megaphallodino tosses a volley of punches to the eye. Eisenhower gets mad!
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+Eisenhower hits Megaphallodino with a series of commanding punches to the head.
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+Megaphallodino strikes with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Eisenhower hurts Megaphallodino with a flurry of vicious punches to the face!
-Eisenhower charges with a right roundhouse to the nose, but Megaphallodino hides behind his gloves.
-Eisenhower tries to land a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Megaphallodino pummels Eisenhower with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
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-Eisenhower lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Megaphallodino pops Eisenhower with a volley of solid punches to the nose! Eisenhower gets mad!
+Megaphallodino staggers Eisenhower with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
+Megaphallodino hurts Eisenhower with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach!! Eisenhower shakes his head to clear it.
-Eisenhower tries to land a series of right punches to the head, but Megaphallodino narrowly avoids it
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+Eisenhower jolts Megaphallodino with a series of punches to the temple!!
+Eisenhower connects with a volley of furious punches to the head.
+Megaphallodino smacks Eisenhower with a cross to the mouth.
+Eisenhower grazes Megaphallodino with a commanding jab to the ribs. Megaphallodino beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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+Eisenhower tags Megaphallodino with a series of nasty punches to the chin.
+Eisenhower pummels Megaphallodino with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Megaphallodino hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Megaphallodino tattoos Eisenhower with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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-Eisenhower paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Eisenhower annoys Megaphallodino with a volley of furious punches to the chin.
+Eisenhower jolts Megaphallodino with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.
+Eisenhower grazes Megaphallodino with a barrage of punches to the nose!
+Megaphallodino attacks with a solid roundhouse to the jaw!
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
MegaphalloDino landed 62 of 70 punches, and Ike Eisenhower landed 63 of 81 punches.
Ike Eisenhower won the round 10-9
MegaphalloDino is winning the fight 68-66
Megaphallodino doesn't even want to rest!
Eisenhower remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Megaphallodino moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Eisenhower moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Megaphallodino stuns Eisenhower with a sweeping right to the chest.
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+Megaphallodino hammers Eisenhower with a series of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Megaphallodino nails Eisenhower with a vicious cross to the mouth. Eisenhower covers up.
+Eisenhower catches Megaphallodino with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs. Megaphallodino asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Eisenhower lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Eisenhower tattoos Megaphallodino with a barrage of nice punches to the nose. Megaphallodino is hurt!
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+Eisenhower belts Megaphallodino with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Eisenhower wallops Megaphallodino with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Eisenhower attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Megaphallodino takes it in the forearms.
+Megaphallodino stuns Eisenhower with a volley of punches to the temple! Eisenhower gets mad!
+Eisenhower grazes Megaphallodino with a series of hard punches to the temple!!
+Eisenhower smashes Megaphallodino with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Megaphallodino throws a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Megaphallodino lands a series of stiff punches to the head.
+Eisenhower fires a volley of punches to the eye.
-Eisenhower launches a series of punches to the nose, but misses.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Megaphallodino pummels Eisenhower with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+Megaphallodino lands a pair of punches to the face.
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+Megaphallodino pummels Eisenhower with a volley of painful punches to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Megaphallodino lands a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Eisenhower charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but Megaphallodino backs out of it.
+Megaphallodino hits with a left to the stomach!!
+Megaphallodino tosses a flurry of stinging punches to the chin.
+Eisenhower hammers Megaphallodino with a roundhouse to the nose.
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+Eisenhower annoys Megaphallodino with a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
+Eisenhower tattoos Megaphallodino with a jab to the stomach. Megaphallodino grimaces in pain.
+Eisenhower fires a strong left to the chin. Megaphallodino quickly recovers.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
MegaphalloDino landed 82 of 82 punches, and Ike Eisenhower landed 71 of 93 punches.
MegaphalloDino won the round 10-9
MegaphalloDino is winning the fight 78-75
Megaphallodino remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Eisenhower grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Megaphallodino moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Eisenhower is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Megaphallodino stuns Eisenhower with a stinging roundhouse to the jaw. Eisenhower quickly recovers.
+Megaphallodino tattoos Eisenhower with a volley of nice punches to the jaw!
+Eisenhower jars Megaphallodino with a series of glancing punches to the mouth.
+Megaphallodino stuns Eisenhower with a barrage of light punches to the nose. Eisenhower sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Megaphallodino tags Eisenhower with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs. Eisenhower shakes his head to clear it.
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+Megaphallodino grazes Eisenhower with a pair of strong punches to the mouth.
+Megaphallodino thumps Eisenhower with a series of heavy punches to the head.
+Megaphallodino throws a right to the solar plexus. Eisenhower shakes his head to clear it.
+Megaphallodino lands a pair of punches to the head!
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+Megaphallodino lands a volley of stinging punches to the face!
+Megaphallodino whacks Eisenhower with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Megaphallodino punches Eisenhower with a pair of solid blows to the mouth!!
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+Megaphallodino annoys Eisenhower with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest!
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+Megaphallodino smashes Eisenhower with a barrage of mean punches to the head!! Eisenhower gets mad!
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-Megaphallodino tries to land a right straight right to the head, but Eisenhower narrowly avoids it
-Megaphallodino probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Eisenhower ties him up.
+Megaphallodino strikes with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Megaphallodino throws a series of punches to the nose.
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+Megaphallodino throws a pair of hard punches to the temple. Eisenhower sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Megaphallodino tattoos Eisenhower with a volley of nice punches to the jaw. Eisenhower sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
MegaphalloDino landed 79 of 92 punches, and Ike Eisenhower landed 6 of 8 punches.
MegaphalloDino won the round 10-9
MegaphalloDino is winning the fight 88-84
Megaphallodino remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Eisenhower remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Megaphallodino moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Eisenhower is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Eisenhower attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
-Eisenhower attempts a series of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Megaphallodino launches a barrage of punches to the head, but Eisenhower stays away from it.
+Eisenhower fires a pair of punches to the stomach!! Megaphallodino shakes his head to clear it.
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-Megaphallodino tries a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Eisenhower blocks.
+Eisenhower fires a pair of nasty blows to the head.
+Eisenhower connects with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Eisenhower tags Megaphallodino with a pair of vicious punches to the chest. Megaphallodino ignores it.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Megaphallodino slams Eisenhower with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Eisenhower doesn't notice.
+Megaphallodino nails Eisenhower with a series of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Eisenhower whacks Megaphallodino with a furious right to the chin.
+Eisenhower hits Megaphallodino with a pair of punches to the chest!!
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-Megaphallodino lunges with a volley of punches to the nose, but Eisenhower steps aside and laughs.
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+Eisenhower throws a series of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Megaphallodino stuns Eisenhower with a volley of solid punches to the head.
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+Megaphallodino hits with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Eisenhower tries a pair of punches to the temple, but Megaphallodino ties him up.
+Eisenhower hits with a barrage of blows to the eye. Megaphallodino backpedals to his own corner.
+Megaphallodino hits with a barrage of nice punches to the nose.
+Megaphallodino throws a nasty jab to the chin.
+Megaphallodino lands a jab to the jaw. Eisenhower ignores it.
+Megaphallodino hits Eisenhower with a volley of hard punches to the head.
+Megaphallodino pokes Eisenhower with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Megaphallodino tosses a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
+Megaphallodino scores with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Megaphallodino slams Eisenhower with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Megaphallodino attacks with a series of punches to the eye.
-Megaphallodino fires a series of punches to the temple, but falls short.
+Megaphallodino throws a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
MegaphalloDino landed 80 of 87 punches, and Ike Eisenhower landed 49 of 63 punches.
MegaphalloDino won the round 10-9
MegaphalloDino is winning the fight 98-93
Megaphallodino remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Eisenhower remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Megaphallodino is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Eisenhower is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Eisenhower tags Megaphallodino with a heavy jab to the temple.
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-Eisenhower fires a left roundhouse to the chest, but Megaphallodino quickly backs away.
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+Eisenhower smacks Megaphallodino with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Eisenhower pops Megaphallodino with a right to the nose. Megaphallodino gets mad!
-Eisenhower throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Megaphallodino pops Eisenhower with a pair of painful punches to the mouth!! Eisenhower hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Megaphallodino attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Eisenhower ducks just in time.
+Megaphallodino pops Eisenhower with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Megaphallodino tags Eisenhower with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Eisenhower shakes Megaphallodino with a series of punches to the face.
-Megaphallodino lunges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Eisenhower covers himself well.
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+Megaphallodino fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Eisenhower doesn't notice.
+Eisenhower whacks Megaphallodino with a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Eisenhower thumps Megaphallodino with a barrage of nice punches to the face.
-Eisenhower paws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Eisenhower tries a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Eisenhower takes charge with a pair of painful punches to the nose.
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+Eisenhower tosses a flurry of wild punches to the chin! Megaphallodino falls against the ropes!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
MegaphalloDino landed 30 of 45 punches, and Ike Eisenhower landed 33 of 68 punches.
Ike Eisenhower won the round 10-9
MegaphalloDino is winning the fight 107-103
Megaphallodino remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Eisenhower remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Megaphallodino is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Eisenhower is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Megaphallodino throws a left jab to the mouth, but Eisenhower ducks.
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-Eisenhower charges with a right jab to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Eisenhower punches Megaphallodino with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Eisenhower fires a volley of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Eisenhower jars Megaphallodino with a painful roundhouse to the chest.
+Megaphallodino scores with a straight right to the ribs!!
+Megaphallodino whacks Eisenhower with a commanding jab to the jaw!!
+Eisenhower staggers Megaphallodino with a series of quick punches to the chest.
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-Eisenhower attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Megaphallodino hits Eisenhower with a series of off balance punches to the mouth. Eisenhower seems wobbly!
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+Megaphallodino hits with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
-Megaphallodino probes with a straight right to the jaw, but Eisenhower leaps aside.
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-Eisenhower attacks with a pair of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Eisenhower throws a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Eisenhower launches a pair of punches to the eye, but Megaphallodino beats a hasty retreat.
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+Eisenhower hits with a pair of stinging shots to the stomach!
+Megaphallodino hits with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
MegaphalloDino landed 31 of 38 punches, and Ike Eisenhower landed 36 of 65 punches.
Ike Eisenhower won the round 10-9
MegaphalloDino is winning the fight 116-113
Megaphallodino remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Eisenhower grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Ike Eisenhower 10-9
Round 2: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 3: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 4: Ike Eisenhower 10-9
Round 5: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 6: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 7: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 8: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 9: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 10: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 11: Ike Eisenhower 10-9
Round 12: Ike Eisenhower 10-9
Total Score: MegaphalloDino 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Ike Eisenhower 10-9
Round 2: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 3: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 4: Ike Eisenhower 10-9
Round 5: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 6: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 7: Ike Eisenhower 10-9
Round 8: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 9: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 10: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 11: Ike Eisenhower 10-9
Round 12: Ike Eisenhower 10-9
Total Score: MegaphalloDino 115-113
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Ike Eisenhower 10-9
Round 2: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 3: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 4: Ike Eisenhower 10-9
Round 5: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 6: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 7: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 8: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 9: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 10: MegaphalloDino 10-9
Round 11: Ike Eisenhower 10-9
Round 12: Ike Eisenhower 10-9
Total Score: MegaphalloDino 116-112
MegaphalloDino wins by decision!
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