Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Skinny Balink by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, December 28, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Skinny Balink!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Balink is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Straw attacks with a volley of hard combinations to the eye. Balink covers up.
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+Straw tosses a series of painful punches to the temple.
Straw lands a ferocious left punch in the nose and Balink staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Balink struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Straw slams Balink with a volley of combinations to the temple.
Straw lands a blood spattering left uppercut and Balink bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Balink can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Straw can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!
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