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(Super-Heavyweight) HUGE FAT MAN defeated Laugh Out Loud by unanimous decision: 119-110, 118-109, 118-110.

Match Saturday, October 31, 2020

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 833 pounds (378 kilograms) is HUGE FAT MAN!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 704 pounds (319 kilograms) is Laugh Out Loud!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Huge stays outside and uses his jab.
Laugh is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Laugh hurts Huge with a series of shots to the mouth. Huge hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Huge attacks with a pair of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-Laugh attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Huge hits Laugh with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Huge throws a series of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Laugh charges with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Laugh probes with a sweeping right to the temple, but misses.
-Huge throws a volley of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Huge throws a series of punches to the temple, but Laugh takes it in the forearms.
-Laugh launches a barrage of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Laugh attempts a right right to the nose, but Huge steps aside and laughs.
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-Huge fires a left straight right to the head, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 9 of 31 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 5 of 32 punches.

HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-9

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 10-9


Huge doesn't want to stop fighting!

Laugh doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Huge stays outside and uses his jab.
Laugh is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Laugh lunges with a right to the face, but Huge takes it in the forearms.
+Laugh shakes Huge with a strong jab to the face.
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+Huge hits with a roundhouse to the ribs.
-Huge paws a pair of punches to the chest, but Laugh stays away from it.
-Laugh tries a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Huge escapes.
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-Huge attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Laugh narrowly avoids it
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+Laugh throws Huge with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Huge tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Laugh attempts a jab to the eye, but Huge quickly backs away.
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-Laugh attacks with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Huge fires a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Laugh blocks.
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-Laugh attempts a flurry of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Huge throws a left straight right to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Huge punches Laugh with a series of glancing punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 10 of 31 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 5 of 31 punches.

HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-9

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 20-18


Huge doesn't even want to rest!

Laugh remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Huge stays outside and uses his jab.
Laugh is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Laugh tries to land a pair of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Huge fires a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Laugh deftly avoits it.
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-Laugh fires a volley of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Laugh pummels Huge with a jab to the eye!
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-Laugh attacks with a series of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Huge launches a jab to the ribs, but Laugh steps aside.
-Huge attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Laugh paws a volley of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Huge strikes with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Laugh tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Laugh throws a pair of left punches to the head, but Huge leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 10 of 33 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 5 of 33 punches.

HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-9

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 30-27


Huge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Laugh grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Huge backpedals and jabs.
Laugh is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Laugh probes with a right straight right to the mouth, but Huge ducks.
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-Laugh lunges with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Huge quickly backs away.
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-Laugh throws a right jab to the chin, but Huge steps aside.
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-Laugh throws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Huge blocks.
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-Laugh tries a flurry of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 3 of 8 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 4 of 32 punches.

Laugh Out Loud won the round 10-9

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 39-37


Huge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Laugh grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Huge stays outside and uses his jab.
Laugh is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Laugh slams Huge with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Laugh lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Huge tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Laugh tries a volley of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Huge solidly lands a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Laugh attempts a series of left shots to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Huge probes with a left jab to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Huge probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Laugh ducks just in time.
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-Huge probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Laugh beats a hasty retreat.
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-Huge probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 11 of 34 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 5 of 32 punches.

HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-8

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 49-45


Huge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Laugh is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Huge backpedals and jabs.
Laugh is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Laugh throws a right right to the face, but Huge takes it in the forearms.
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-Laugh charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but Huge ducks just in time.
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-Huge lunges with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Laugh fires a volley of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Huge lashes out with a barrage of shots to the nose, but Laugh ties him up.
-Laugh tries a pair of punches to the head, but falls short.
-Huge tries a left sweeping right to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Laugh lashes out with a left straight right to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Huge attempts a right left to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Huge annoys Laugh with a stinging jab to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 6 of 22 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 5 of 32 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 59-55


Huge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Laugh is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Huge backpedals and jabs.
Laugh is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Huge throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but Laugh takes it in the forearms.
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-Huge fires a series of punches to the nose, but Laugh escapes.
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+Huge smashes Laugh with a wild sweeping right to the face!
-Laugh fires a hook to the chin, but Huge steps aside and laughs.
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-Huge attempts a flurry of right punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Huge tries a pair of punches to the chin, but Laugh beats a hasty retreat.
-Laugh lashes out with a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Laugh attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 6 of 25 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 4 of 31 punches.

HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-9

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 69-64


Huge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Laugh is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Huge backpedals and jabs.
Laugh is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Huge lands a pair of nasty punches to the face. Laugh retreats to the far corner.
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-Laugh attempts a volley of punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Laugh wallops Huge with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Laugh attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Laugh tries a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Huge steps aside and laughs.
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-Huge lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Laugh steps aside.
-Laugh lunges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Huge backs out of it.
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-Laugh fires a series of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Huge lunges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Laugh covers himself well.
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-Laugh attempts a series of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Laugh lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Huge quickly backs away.
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-Huge tries a series of punches to the nose, but Laugh backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 7 of 23 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 5 of 32 punches.

HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-9

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 79-73


Huge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Laugh is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Huge stays outside and uses his jab.
Laugh is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Laugh attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but Huge quickly backs away.
-Huge tries to land a right to the nose, but falls short.
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-Huge paws a barrage of left punches to the face, but Laugh ducks.
-Laugh lunges with a right jab to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Laugh paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Huge annoys Laugh with a glancing right to the face. Laugh sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Laugh paws a series of right punches to the nose, but Huge backs out of it.
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-Laugh launches a cross to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Huge attacks with a straight right to the temple, but misses completely.
-Huge fires a flurry of left punches to the head, but Laugh quickly backs away.
+Huge backs up Laugh with a roundhouse to the head!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 10 of 31 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 5 of 32 punches.

HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-9

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 89-82


Huge is obviously tired.

Laugh looks exhausted.



ROUND 10

Huge stays outside and uses his jab.
Laugh is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Laugh throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Huge covers himself well.
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-Laugh probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Huge steps aside.
+Huge throws a barrage of mean punches to the nose.
-Laugh throws a flurry of right blows to the temple, but Huge beats a hasty retreat.
-Huge attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Laugh backs up Huge with a pair of strong punches to the chin.
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-Huge tries a volley of left shots to the chin, but Laugh quickly backs away.
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-Huge attempts a left to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Laugh tries a volley of right punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Laugh paws a jab to the nose, but misses.
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-Huge probes with a roundhouse to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 9 of 32 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 5 of 34 punches.

HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-9

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 99-91


Huge is obviously tired.

Laugh looks exhausted.



ROUND 11

Huge stays outside and uses his jab.
Laugh is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Laugh attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Laugh fires a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Huge leaps aside.
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-Huge charges with a volley of right punches to the face, but Laugh narrowly avoids it
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-Laugh charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Huge steps aside.
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-Laugh attempts a series of punches to the face, but Huge leaps aside.
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+Huge rocks Laugh with a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
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+Huge wallops Laugh with a volley of wild punches to the temple. Laugh seems wobbly!
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-Huge fires a series of punches to the chin, but Laugh ducks just in time.
-Laugh fires a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Huge charges with a series of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 10 of 31 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 5 of 32 punches.

HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-9

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 109-100


Huge is obviously tired.

Laugh looks exhausted.



ROUND 12

Huge stays outside and uses his jab.
Laugh is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Laugh attempts a flurry of right punches to the head, but Huge ties him up.
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-Huge attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Laugh escapes.
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-Laugh lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Huge quickly backs away.
-Laugh fires a barrage of left punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Huge paws a series of punches to the jaw, but Laugh steps aside.
+Laugh pokes Huge with a off balance jab to the eye. Huge ignores it.
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-Laugh attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but Huge ties him up.
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-Huge lashes out with a series of punches to the eye, but Laugh ducks.
-Huge probes with a jab to the chin, but Laugh blocks.
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+Huge strikes with a jab to the mouth.
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-Laugh attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 10 of 31 punches, and Laugh Out Loud landed 5 of 31 punches.

HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-9

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 119-109


Huge is slowing down.

Laugh collapses limply onto his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 2: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 3: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 4: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 5: HUGE FAT MAN 10-8
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 9: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 10: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 11: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 12: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9

Total Score: HUGE FAT MAN 119-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 2: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 3: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 4: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 5: HUGE FAT MAN 10-8
Round 6: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 7: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 8: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 9: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 10: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 11: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 12: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9

Total Score: HUGE FAT MAN 118-109


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 2: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 3: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 4: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 5: HUGE FAT MAN 10-8
Round 6: Laugh Out Loud 10-9
Round 7: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 10: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 11: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 12: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9

Total Score: HUGE FAT MAN 118-110

HUGE FAT MAN wins by decision!