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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Lord of Shatterskull Pass by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.

Match Monday, October 26, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Lord connects with a volley of stiff blows to the head! Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Lord throws a volley of wild punches to the chin.
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+Straw hits with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord pokes Straw with a straight right to the mouth.
+Lord smashes Straw with a mean jab to the jaw. Straw gets mad!
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attacks with a volley of blows to the chest, but Lord leaps aside.
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+Lord smacks Straw with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Straw tries to land a pair of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 9 of 24 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 22 of 26 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 10-9


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord takes charge with Straw with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Straw attacks with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus. Lord laughs!
+Lord whacks Straw with a cross to the ribs.
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+Lord hits with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus! Straw shakes his head to clear it.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord thumps Straw with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs.
-Straw tries a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Lord takes charge with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Lord tosses a stiff sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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-Straw throws a series of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Straw charges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Lord escapes.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 10 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 24 of 26 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 20-18


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lord hurts Straw with a stinging jab to the ribs.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw probes with a straight right to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Straw strikes with a pair of light punches to the ribs.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord pops Straw with a pair of glancing shots to the chest. Straw backpedals to his own corner.
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+Lord drills Straw with a flurry of punches to the chest. Straw falls against the ropes!
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-Straw throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Lord quickly backs away.
+Lord lands a flurry of nice punches to the chest!
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw staggers Lord with a pair of punches to the ribs. Lord falls against the ropes!
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+Lord nails Straw with a series of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 12 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 30 of 34 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 30-27


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Straw tattoos Lord with a pair of glancing shots to the chest. Lord falls against the ropes!
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Lord ducks.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord lashes out with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose. Straw retreats to the far corner.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw fires a pair of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 10 of 23 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 39-37


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but Lord covers himself well.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord punches Straw with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Straw lands a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Lord punches Straw with a glancing right to the solar plexus.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Straw throws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Lord jars Straw with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Straw seems wobbly!
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-Straw probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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-Straw lunges with a volley of blows to the chest, but Lord ducks.
+Lord whacks Straw with a volley of quick punches to the chest.
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+Straw pops Lord with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach. Lord doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 18 of 38 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 26 of 35 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 48-47


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Straw jars Lord with a uppercut to the chest.
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-Lord lunges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Straw charges with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Lord beats a hasty retreat.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw fires a volley of quick shots to the ribs.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord suprises Straw with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
+Lord catches Straw with a series of painful punches to the ribs.
+Lord drills Straw with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Straw pops Lord with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest. Lord doesn't notice.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Straw probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Straw hits with a barrage of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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-Straw lunges with a hook to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Straw probes with a right uppercut to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 19 of 39 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 29 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lord clocks Straw with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Lord pummels Straw with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Straw lunges with a pair of shots to the chest, but Lord hides behind his gloves.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw hits with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Lord doesn't notice.
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+Straw pounds Lord with a flurry of wild shots to the solar plexus.
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+Straw tattoos Lord with a volley of punches to the stomach. Lord seems wobbly!
-Lord fires a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Lord throws a pair of furious punches to the stomach. Straw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Lord nails Straw with a pair of solid shots to the solar plexus.
-Straw fires a series of punches to the ribs, but Lord escapes.
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-Straw tries a series of shots to the chest, but Lord beats a hasty retreat.
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-Straw throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Lord tries a series of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Straw slams Lord with a barrage of light punches to the chest. Lord seems wobbly!
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+ The fighters swap shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 18 of 38 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 19 of 40 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 67-66


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 8

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Straw attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Lord deftly avoits it.
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+Lord catches Straw with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Straw smashes Lord with a right to the stomach.
-Straw probes with a left to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Lord staggers Straw with a roundhouse to the head. Straw covers up.
+Lord backs up Straw with a series of furious punches to the chest.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Lord paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Straw ties him up.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Straw lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Lord backs out of it.
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+Lord attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the chin.
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+Straw connects with a barrage of nice shots to the solar plexus.
+Straw drills Lord with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Straw throws a volley of shots to the chest, but Lord escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 17 of 39 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 28 of 57 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 77-75


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 9

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Lord fires a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Straw fires a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Lord belts Straw with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
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-Straw lunges with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Lord ducks.
-Lord lashes out with a right roundhouse to the face, but misses.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw throws a barrage of blows to the chest, but falls short.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lord tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Straw beats a hasty retreat.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw hammers Lord with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Straw strikes at will! Lord begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II wins by a technical knockout!